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2022

12

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

In doing my investigative journalism for this post, you know hard hitting journalism instead of going out there trolling actual stories to make viral clips of retards of the world, you know instead of doing meaningful stunts to expose idiots, which takes way too much effort, I’ve instead just go on WIKIPEDIA to find ou that the first mention of FISHNETS is in “The Peasant’s Wise Daughter” a fable that tells the story of a king who promises the titular peasant’s daughter if she can prove her cleverness by solving his riddle, challenging her to “Come to me not clothed, not naked, not riding.” The peasant’s daughter wrapped herself in a fisherman’s net and returned to the king, but we all know that since the fishnet was invented for FISHING, some pervert cross dressing fisherman was using it to make himself feel racy, scandalous, like some kind of pin-up girl, or french prostitute of the early 1900s, where fishnets were for the boudoir because the classic pantyhose were too clunky to be slutty, but as men, I am sure they were just as easy to jerk off to..

The fishnet, still relevant, not for fishing, since food comes from grocery stores, but still for whoring, and here’s a round -up.

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