Rihanna Wet Panties of the Day

2020

Jul

Rihanna has transitioned from being a fake bullshit popstar that everyone fucking loves, including me, I mean I bought into her hype and have always been bigging up the island girl who doesn’t need bigging up, even before she staged that Chris Brown beating to re-structure her brand to be more “EDGY” or damaged or slutty….solid marketing.

That said, I’ll never understand how a girl with minimal talent from Barbados comes to NEW YORK at 15 with all the VISAs in place to work for JAY Z and ends up making millions of dollars, it makes no fucking sense. There are hotter and more talented locally….what is the real story? Because the closest I’ve got to a realistic story was from a Barbados jet ski rentals guy who told me she worked the Karaoke bars as an underage hooker and that she approached or serviced the RIGHT dude….she was ghetto, it makes sense…I know people who have been to Barbados and who have been to the Karaoke bars and were approached by younger women, not necessarily 15 year old younger, but under 20 for sure…so that storyline MAKES the most sense….

There was no talent contest she was part of, she had no career locally, but all of a sudden she’s an American Sensation…

Then there’s the whole never signing again, she hasn’t performed in 2-4 years at this point, because she’s made huge money and is launching brands off her name…but for someone who was SO into music that they broke down ALL kinds of red tape at 15 from Barbados to come to NYC to be a huge star….not making music anymore? Clearly…just another puppet…

Not that we need her to make music because her lingerie work isn’t bad though…