Rihanna was probably never all that hot, just one of those pop stars putting out sleazy content after she got her ass kicked by Chris Brown as part of some kind of viral stunt that propelled her to the top.

But she’s definitely not hot now….

I was told many years ago that Rihanna faked being beat up because women from Barbados like to fake being beat up by their men for attention, it’s a cultural thing, that clearly paid off for her on the international level, where at home she’d be told to shut up with her whining.

I was also told she was a child prostitute who was trafficked to America by her team to create the empire they created with her, because back in Barabdos the teen hookers ran through Karaoke bars….

My source could have just been a hater…but it was a time when the people of Barbados hated the special treatment Rihanna was getting, before the tides shifting and everyone there became her biggest and proudest fans…these things happen with propaganda.

Anyway, she’s a mom of two, assuming she’s not a man, and she’s an underwear entrepreneur who ended up giving people an alternative to Victoria’s Secret before Kim Kardashian did.

I assume part of her contract is that SHE has to be in the marketing material, which they didn’t really factor in that she’d get old, she’d get fat, she’d have kids, and the Rihanna people once jerked off to because she was hot, became the Rihanna that people jerk off to because they are weirdly committed to their fandom….

In this shoot, she’s hiding her gunt because she’s fat and this is photographic manipulation tactics to fool us.

I’ll still stare at the fat tits.

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