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2020

08

Jan

Audrina Patridge Bikini of the Day

Audrina Patridge started out on The Hills and then met some guy had a baby got divorced and accused him of molesting their baby and is now in a bikini promoting some diet products….

There is nothing worst than a bitter cunt who throws a baby daddy under the bus for shit like Molesting their kids….unless he actually molested the kids…then she should take some responsibility as a mother for allowing that to happen.

She was recently ordered to pay 35k in legal fees for her ex, so I guess that’s why she’s back out here working.

I personally appreciated the downtime we had when the Hills was officially over, this comeback shit with 35 year olds is pretty fucking lame…

She claimed that she couldn’t afford the 35k in fees, so you can understand why she’s out here being a whore at 35…even though she makes 35,000 dollars a month…which is nuts…how can she not afford 35k in legal fees if that’s what she makes a month…garbage human.

At her peak, the bolt ons and ceiling eyes that looked half retarded were praised as being the hottest thing on The Hills…so look at her now at an event in a sheer top for attention….trying to cash in.

I’ve never seen an episode, and I expect to keep it that way….

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2020

08

Jan

Amanda Cerny Clown Tits of the Day

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Clown Tits have never been so literal.

I know we typically expect to see clown tits on Courtney Stodden or a Kardashian…but apparently it happens to Amanda Cerny….the average at best Playboy chick from back when Playboy would cast basically anyone…if you don’t believe me check the archives….to the VINE star who associated with all the VINE stars and offered to play the girl in all their Vine Star sketches since they were all in LA trying very hard to make it….who I guess is now an “influencer” with a huge TURKISH following….

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2020

08

Jan

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.

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2020

08

Jan

Amber Heard Bikini of the Day

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Amber Heard probably broke her foot kicking what was left of Johnny Depp’s career….or maybe from a sex injury from whatever rich guy she’s manipulated into her vagina, in exchange for money and personal gain, because this trash is evil…manipulative…narcissistic….terrifying…

You may be asking how one could injure their foot through sex and as it turns out, they can do that by sticking their foot in an old man’s asshole that isn’t quite stretchy enough to take it all….leading to medical emergencies…and I guess their are other ways but I can’t think of them…

I just know Amber Heard is overrated, always was and that she’s a reminder that the power of pussy can destroy any man….and that women like her aren’t loyal, respectable, or decent, but instead first to hit the media with stories of how they were victims of abuse, garnering sympathy and blinding everyone from thinking what they always thought “who’s that slut Johnny Depp married, she’s clearly there for the glory and the money”….and she was…

Garbage. I wonder how bad Johnny Depp hopes that cast gets stuck on the bottom of the pool with her still in it…probably real bad.

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2020

08

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Naked Holding her Gunt of the Day

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STOP SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS….

STOP FETISHIZING FAT

STOP FAKE NEWS / MISINFORMATION THAT FAT IS BEAUTIFUL…

This is what disease looks like, not to mention ISKRA, if that’s even her real name, made herself to speak to the fat trend in modeling, so she could position herself as a body positive fat girl, but who will get fit as soon as that trend ends.

Fat isn’t great, unless you’re skinny pretending to be fat to get paid.

Ya’ll are sick….Bring Skinny Back

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2020

08

Jan

Joey King Dancing in a Bra of the Day

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Joey King was robbed of a Golden Globe as far as I’m concered. I didn’t see Michelle William’s in that queer dancing show about a womanizing dancer, because he wasn’t queer, but all the other dancers were queer, opening up many pussies in the dance community for that reason alone.

I did see Michelle William’s woman power speech about her abortion, in what I guess was a subliminal thank you to her abortion for her win.

“The Act” was the first time I saw Joey King in any performance, and she had a shaved head and no teeth, which may be hot to all of you, but not to me….so I wasn’t rooting for her for her hotness or her youth, she was actually great in it and should have been rewarded for it…not that bitch who let your HEATH LEDGER DIE….

So now that I know who Joey King is, I’m seeing her giving back to the community with bra tops and titty dances…on some child star from a child star family doing things that broken girls do…and I see it as her giving back to the people, reasserting herself, saying “she’s got tits and she’ll use them”….as she uses them.

She’s good.

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2020

08

Jan

Selena Gomez New Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Selena Gomez has taken a break from being a mental case celebrity who is constantly in and out of rehab, because that’s just how broken she is, you know living with a terminal disease can be bleak. Death at anytime, which happens to be the same fucking narrative we all live under, only some of us can deal with it better. We may not have LUPUS but who the fuck knows what else we may have, not to mention all kinds of accidents happen, people are crazy, there’s disease out there….we’re all fucking dying…so stop feeling sorry for yourself you entitled trash….

We get it Bieber married a chick to avoid your bratty spoiled bullshit, and that hurt little bitch who gets everything she ever wanted, except the lupus, she didn’t want the lupus, however it’s been a good marketing tactic and sympathy generator…

Well, in this editorial shoot she did to promote her bullshit, she’s said that LIFE IS BETTER NOW THAT SHE’S ON THE RIGHT MEDICATION.

Great another anti-depressant peddler to inspire all the kids, cuz all these people are diagnosed mentally unstable, despite being rich fucking celebrities with teams of people on pay roll to tell them how great they are.

Pretty ridiculous.

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2020

08

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Nudity of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz used to annoy me with her Bohemian artist act. Her stick and poke tattoos. Her dreaded hair that you know she was playing up….she was a rich kid born to a rich and famous dad who was born to a rich a famous mom from The Jefferson’s….this is generational entitlement and to play it up like you live in a beach shanty, that you love crystals, that you juice only the best vegetables from your off grid garden was beyond fucking pretentious.

But I’ve seen her in movies and tv shows and I find her hot, so I am all for her rise to the top….even if her start was lame as shit….plus I used to jerk off to Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show and Diff’rent strokes so in ways, I like to think I am Zoe Kravitz’s dad. You never know, maybe my sperm was that powerful.

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2020

08

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Booty Rub Down of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber that went viral because of her young tits on Youtube, the place perverts go for Young tits….views the record label assumed were legit fans and figured better to cultivate her than to find someone with no followers, I mean it is the youtube generation and talent doesn’t matter…ability to digital market yourself does…so the real talent that used to be scouted in bars and clubs and coffee shops are never being heard. AWESOME for the progression of the industry. CLICK BAIT FOR LIFE.

She is going viral today because she did a video on Ellen in costume, like Ellen likes, cuz Ellen is a pervert demon trying to steal your souls, one manipulative smile at a time, acting all sincere when really just acting it out….for money.

But I’m more into her uneventful bikini content…and I am sure Ellen is too, but viral videos help keep her relevant and making that Ellen money….

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2020

08

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Tits of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is some overhyped garbage pile of shit who is using her celebrity to make girls steam their vaginas and masturbate with her branded vibrators because she considers herself a pussy expert…despite being married to a queer…which could be why she’s a pussy expert…since he ain’t touching that pussy so she’s gotta touch it herself.

I hate the idea of celebrities trying to be relatable, as personal and lifestyle bloggers, building out lifestyle companies like they are Oprah…it’s like bitch you were in a series of shit movies, fuck off, you’re not Oprah…

It’s this egotistical shit that people support and allow to happen that is the problem, when bitch should have been forgotten, you all are reading her lies…and spreading her lies…and turning into whatever it is she is.

The biggest or most offensive thing in it all is that she is not even hot…so what the fuck is up with this, can you just buy celebrity, fame, relevance, and build out brands because of that….OF COURSE YOU CAN…and this trash is just another example of another idiot sucking.

I am sure this Bazaar article is really riveting and she reveals so much about herself, even though she does that every fucking day, to the point of it being incessant and offensive.

I don’t care what Paltrow is sticking in her cunt to refresh her pussy FLORA or whatever it is she is pushing today….unless there is video of her doing that…for someone who is all about talking about her pussy, why haven’t we seen her pussy…does she even have a pussy? She may not…so unless I see fucking close up tutorials all her words remain the smutty clickbait that it is…

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