Here’s Zoe Kravitz showing you that she’s a serious actor by getting naked, which is a good way to show people you’re a serious actor, even though we all know that acting is a fucking joke….

But playing the artsy, serious performer, who deserves to be taken pretty seriously….which is pretty easy to do to…

Step 1: Have really rich and famous parents….and grandparents….so you get your foot in the door.

Step 2: Dress weird and go to hip fashion events and look at the paparazzi with serious artist like faces….you know like you’re always depressed or about to cry…..

Step 3: Get your parents to introduce you to the right people to build that portfolio..

3 steps to being cast in some NETFLIX propaganda about an agoraphobic during a COVID pandemic…which is exactly what we fucking need being forced into agoraphobia by the powers that be stealing us of OUR SOULS…and FREEDOMS….but not all of our SOULS…some of us don’t consent to evil and REBUKE it….Zoe Kravitz is likely not one of those people.

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Not that you care about my opinion of celebs, since I’m not some insider with any insider info, and I just talk shit without really knowing what I am talking about, because I don’t google any of this shit, and it’s not really any facts included in anything I saw on this shit…which is too bad, I mean it’d be far more rewarding if my efforts had some level of meaning, even if nothing is meaningful, but I basically just report NONSENSE badly, thanks to having an inability to write and no real journalism skills…NO STORIES BROKE HERE…except a sex tape or two 15 years ago…

Over the years, I’ve hated on Zoe Kravitz because I found her to be a typical hipster rich kid artist trying to look poor, or be too cool, like she’s deep or meaningful, when really she’s just some rich kid with generational wealth, because her dad, who’s penis you can see if you google it, or if you’re some hot young model who likes 90s rockers who are still in good shame…but yeah her dad Leonard’s parents were Roxie Roker (AL Roker’s cousin and neighbor on the Jeffersons)…and some TV producer we’ll aassume is rich….and her mom Lisa Bonet who was Bill Cosby’s favorite….I made that up…but is now Jason Mamoa’s favorite since they’ve made babies together….not that this is some Ancestry.com bullshit…

This is rather some hot topless bullshit…to say that I don’t hate on her for being a hipster, or an artist, or a fake artist, because celebrity children are my fetish an they can do no wrong, especially when topless…PLUS…I don’t mind her acting, I saw her in some shit recently that I don’t remember and she was as good as anyone else since acting requires no effort or skill…but MOST importantly…SHE IS TOPLESS…TITTIES!

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I don’t know where these are from but Zoe Kravitz had a role in some movie where she gets naked and shows off her tits and ass on camera. Period.

In conclusion, I spent years and years hating on Zoe Kravitz for being this annoying rich kid, super pretentious all because of who her parents are and I found the whole thing cheesy as fuck. I thought her trying to be high concept or bohemian hippie like she wasn’t Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz daughter obvious and obnoxious…but I’ve seen her in a few things and she is a fine actor and despite only being cast because of her last name, she brought it…and for that…I no longer hate her, or find her irritating and will look at her nude scene with acceptance..because life is about GROWTH…and learning that not all things that seem bad…stay bad…

For the record, that doesn’t mean she’s not some spoiled entitled twat.

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Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children.

I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works…

I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do…

So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive….

Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now.

But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great.

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents, making her some accessible Black Panthher….

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

But she’s just a rich kid, the media or anyone who works with her just love celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who she is fucking, like they are celebrities of their own…but instead are just the worst kind of mooch….

But then again, her dad was a mooch too, his parents were rich and famous, before he was dating models and pulling his dick out on stage while singing annoying music…so I guess the cycle just continues….

While her mom was the skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less ‘ludes…

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