Not that you care about my opinion of celebs, since I’m not some insider with any insider info, and I just talk shit without really knowing what I am talking about, because I don’t google any of this shit, and it’s not really any facts included in anything I saw on this shit…which is too bad, I mean it’d be far more rewarding if my efforts had some level of meaning, even if nothing is meaningful, but I basically just report NONSENSE badly, thanks to having an inability to write and no real journalism skills…NO STORIES BROKE HERE…except a sex tape or two 15 years ago…

Over the years, I’ve hated on Zoe Kravitz because I found her to be a typical hipster rich kid artist trying to look poor, or be too cool, like she’s deep or meaningful, when really she’s just some rich kid with generational wealth, because her dad, who’s penis you can see if you google it, or if you’re some hot young model who likes 90s rockers who are still in good shame…but yeah her dad Leonard’s parents were Roxie Roker (AL Roker’s cousin and neighbor on the Jeffersons)…and some TV producer we’ll aassume is rich….and her mom Lisa Bonet who was Bill Cosby’s favorite….I made that up…but is now Jason Mamoa’s favorite since they’ve made babies together….not that this is some Ancestry.com bullshit…

This is rather some hot topless bullshit…to say that I don’t hate on her for being a hipster, or an artist, or a fake artist, because celebrity children are my fetish an they can do no wrong, especially when topless…PLUS…I don’t mind her acting, I saw her in some shit recently that I don’t remember and she was as good as anyone else since acting requires no effort or skill…but MOST importantly…SHE IS TOPLESS…TITTIES!

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