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2021

01

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I wonder if I push the on/off passport enough, some government agency will stumble upon this site thinking I am bad mouthing their vaccine passports, which I would of course never do, since I think it’s important to keep people more dialled into their phones, since the world doesn’t have nearly enough tracking, and I will not REST until there’s a “Big Brother” dick in my ass at all times, you know for the prostate milking….NO HOMO…it could be tentacle shaped, not actually dick shaped, cuz otherwise that’d be queer but maybe that’s what they want….

So yeah, government official reading this for conspiracy jargon, you won’t find that here, I just want you to add on/off to your passport system, because it is a wonderful concept where the microchip in our brain fires off the nudes of all girls who walk by us…

I’ve mentioned that I saw some middle aged mom, tall and skinny, with monster tits on a jog and thought “where’s my damn ON/OFF PASSPORT Microchip program…who do I need to talk to about this…because seriously….not seeing EVERY girl naked vs clothed is the REAL crime against HUMANITY…

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