The internet algorithm that controls my mind constantly shows me these ads from Alibaba or some other Chinese manufacturing hub where you can buy pretty much anything….and along with dildos, sex toys, lifelike vagina models for doctors to practice birthing a child, you know instructional tools you can fuck….I get weird underwear and weird padded bras…and weird tranny sized latex tit inserts and even some crotchless panties with a straight up African tribeswoman’s big round ass included in it to give flat asses some shape…

So the conclusion is clothing lies…so we like to see you naked in order to see just how aggressively we’re being lied to….it’s research really.

That and the fact that I want to see every girl naked all the time, no matter how gross she is…just sometimes you need an excuse or to hold them accountable to make it happen….

Here are some On/Offs of girls showing off clothed…and disrobed…it’s a fetish…my fetish.

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We may get to a place where all women walk around in the “off” position, not because they are mindless retards, even though most are mindless women…but because they are exhibitionist whores, who are wired like the Baboon to walk around with it’s swollen pussy out, in hopes of being knocked up, only the woman’s instinct is tainted by social media, noise, propaganda, pulling her from her true self…

I’ve mentioned it before, but I check out a lesbian reddit account where they all talk about craving cock during ovulation, only for their internet friends to manipulate them into thinking that’s normal for lesbians and that they should just stay lesbian instead of following the temptation of cock. They can’t accept that their male hate turned that made them choose to be lesbians isn’t strong enough to overpower their need to get knocked up by cock because LESBIANISM is unnatural.

SO yeah, manipulative hive mind shit that will get people walking around in the “off” position, so we’ll never be burdened by clothing getting in the way of titties again, at least it seems that way, because I feel like I see 90 percent of a cunt and 90 percent of a tit at least every day I leave the house by one or more girls in sheer braless tops and tight jacked up in their cunt shorts…

It is only a matter of time where people won’t even bother getting dressed at all…just put it all out there for validation and style…

In the meantime, there’s still a level of mystery and that makes the On/Off still a fun game to play….

NAKED – NOT NAKED – FUN….

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I was too hungover and really too disinterested in turning on the computer on Friday because this is thankless work, but more importantly it doesn’t make me any fucking money and I do it when I have nothing better to do out of habit, psychosis, mental health management…I don’t fucking know, journaling is pretty fucking gay and the fact that I do this is equally gay…in the early days of blogging any dude I’d explain the site to would be like “you post pics of celebs and talk about their tits, I mean that’s pretty gay”….just look at the tits man…LOOK AT THE TITS MAN….you don’t have to make a whole fucking performance piece out of it…

It’s as gay as slam poetry, as gay as experimental dance and the funny thing is, it probably pays a lot worse than both those awful things….

So yeah, fuck updating the site on Fridays in the summer, let’s FRIDAY casual this shit, and post the MOST important post on FRIDAY on Monday when the 5 of you have had 3 days off from me…because ON/OFF FLASHERS are a highlight of the week post, all these girls in clothes then naked….fucking awesome to see them naked, or to SEE how the clothes LIE to us, even though all these girls photoshop themselves and it’s all fucking lies….like when a hooker who won’t kiss you on the mouth tells you that she loves your big dick, or a stripper grabs your cock as the song wraps up so they rook you in for the next one…LIES we can live with..

Here are those flashers….

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The Friday Flashers are what I typically like to leave you with as you go into the weekend, because seeing a clothed woman is far better when you have the cheat sheet that lets you know what she looks like naked.

There’s a lot of reasons for this, since some ladies look better naked than clothed and vice versa, but the truth is you don’t need a lot of reasons defending the glory of the On/Off flasher…..

You just need one reason….and that is that knowing what chicks look like naked is fun…

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On/Offs are the only thing good about Fridays.

You all know why…

Clothed vs Unclothed even though the sluts today are pretty much unclothed…

Yet the fantasy of seeing a clothed girl is still there…because we are perverts…

On/Offs speak to that..

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The highlight of an friday is girls posting pics of themselves in their clothes, then out of their clothes, so that we can reference them in their clothes, and look at them out of their clothes and the whole thing is really the meaning of life as far as I’m concerned….

A glorious thing for a motherfucker into seeing girls naked, ALL girls naked, even yesterday I saw some fat titty chick walking and I wondered what it would look like outside of the elastic shapewear holding her together….I needed to know, I wanted to know…with On/Off flashing….I’d know.

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I didn’t update the site on Friday and it wasn’t because I was headed to Coachella. The Disney version of a music festival that attracts all these drones who think they are their own unique and creative entity that love to be seen at the trendy events that I can’t believe are still seen as trendy events.

It was more a technical glitch, laziness, napping and the sort that made me say “fuck the internet”…as those Coachella people headed to make 100k to party for a weekend….not that I’d ever want to attend such a dog shit and embarassing mall-brand event, but for 100k, I’d pretty much do anything and free drinks, hotel, travel and food is better than giving back alley handjobs….not dramatically better….but still better.

Here are some on/off flashers to get you in the slutty Coachella Outfits of Social Media mood.

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For a few years I used to close the week off with a gallery of On/Off pictures, because ultimately, the everyday girls getting naked on the internet to fulfill their dreams is the most interesting thing on the internet.

Celebrities are dead, or boring….like who fucking cares about them…

Influencers are fake celebs, that play like real celebs, which is funny as a concept but also fucking boring.

It’s the real girls out there doing low level exhibitionism and whoring that fucking matter…

It’s the girls making 50 dollars a month on their OF trying to figure out how to game the system, not the girls who already made it…

So as much as I wanted to avoid doing these LABOR INTENSIVE galleries for free, I had no choice but to revisit an ON/OFF…

Ultimately, as a man, all I want to see when I see a clothed women, is her naked…and in this lazy generation of people being unable to do anything, I appreciate women who do it for us.

Here’s some On/Offs on a Friday for old times, CELEBRATION…

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