I didn’t update the site on Friday and it wasn’t because I was headed to Coachella. The Disney version of a music festival that attracts all these drones who think they are their own unique and creative entity that love to be seen at the trendy events that I can’t believe are still seen as trendy events.

It was more a technical glitch, laziness, napping and the sort that made me say “fuck the internet”…as those Coachella people headed to make 100k to party for a weekend….not that I’d ever want to attend such a dog shit and embarassing mall-brand event, but for 100k, I’d pretty much do anything and free drinks, hotel, travel and food is better than giving back alley handjobs….not dramatically better….but still better.

Here are some on/off flashers to get you in the slutty Coachella Outfits of Social Media mood.

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For a few years I used to close the week off with a gallery of On/Off pictures, because ultimately, the everyday girls getting naked on the internet to fulfill their dreams is the most interesting thing on the internet.

Celebrities are dead, or boring….like who fucking cares about them…

Influencers are fake celebs, that play like real celebs, which is funny as a concept but also fucking boring.

It’s the real girls out there doing low level exhibitionism and whoring that fucking matter…

It’s the girls making 50 dollars a month on their OF trying to figure out how to game the system, not the girls who already made it…

So as much as I wanted to avoid doing these LABOR INTENSIVE galleries for free, I had no choice but to revisit an ON/OFF…

Ultimately, as a man, all I want to see when I see a clothed women, is her naked…and in this lazy generation of people being unable to do anything, I appreciate women who do it for us.

Here’s some On/Offs on a Friday for old times, CELEBRATION…

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It’s the On/Off flashers of Friday that speak to my soul because at my core, I am a pervert who likes seeing chicks naked.

When I see them clothed, I think about what they look like naked.

This takes out the guess work or at least allows me to play make-belief that I am seeing a clothed girl naked….

Nothing on the internet is real, so these On/Offs aren’t real, but what when you think of what is real, liked clothed bitches not showing me their nakedness, it makes real far less interesting. If you realize that real is my fat wife being naked for her hose down or to take a shit that I have to clean up after and smell, this internet fakeness is perfectly fucking fine, it hits the spot….virtual reality is better than reality reality….

So enjoy it.

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How dare I forget to post the On/Off on Friday….

I wasn’t too deep in the Black Friday chaos, I don’t even know if people go and wrestle in stores over toasters in stores anymore, or if that’s just all artifacts of the past in these modern computer shopping times….

So I don’t have an excuse for not posting the On/Off on Friday…knowing it’s the only fetish gallery that matters, becaue we all want to see the naked version of most chicks, maybe even family members during this holiday season because we are men, have testicles, even if they are small ones and being toxic perverts is just in our DNA….literally…we can’t do anything about it so maybe Toxic Masculinity needs to be rebranded as “Masculinity”…

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When clothed chicks become NAKED CHICKS…..we’re all better for it…

I mean clothed chicks becoming naked chicks is the primary goal of most men out there….so the idea that girls on the internet can cocktease us with content that speaks to that part of our retard with a boner brain is wonderful…seeing as we’ll never meet them, we’ll never have a chance to actually fuck them, their contribution is strictly just charitable or self promotion, but ultimately charitable and that’s really doing the good work….modern day hero shit…

Here’s some on/offs in action!

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I like naked chicks, so seeing them clothed and then nude in the same picture is a pretty brilliant content piece for me…

I prefer looking at naked chicks than actually fucking naked chicks, in part because looking at pics of naked chicks doesn’t require listening to them yammering about whatever bullshit they yammer on about, plus there’s the whole trying to get them to fuck you, which is a whole other level of using Neural Linguistic Programming to manipulate them into sitting on your uneventful dick….not to mention that only happens with the girls I don’t actually want to see naked….

Which is why the On/off suits my laziness, lack of interest but love of naked bitches!

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For a guy who’s only interest is seeing women nude, especially clothed women who aren’t already nude, the On/Off is a pretty good time….

You don’t have to be a lonely, sad, incel with a credit card looking to be scammed by some OnlyFans agency ready to hustle all your money out of you to appreciate chicks….even though society wants to make you feel like a lonely, sad, incel loser who can’t get laid when you get overly excited about chicks…like you’re still a horny teen…not realizing that you’re like that because the chick you have access to, who you married, is old, fat and bad fucking vibes….while new nude chicks bring hope of a better tomorrow…that one day the hell you are living will freeze over and you can go skiing on the new pussy you crave so bad….even if you’re too old, stroked out to actually deliver….you can use your mouth.

Here are some On/Offs.

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