Here’s Zoe Kravitz showing you that she’s a serious actor by getting naked, which is a good way to show people you’re a serious actor, even though we all know that acting is a fucking joke….

But playing the artsy, serious performer, who deserves to be taken pretty seriously….which is pretty easy to do to…

Step 1: Have really rich and famous parents….and grandparents….so you get your foot in the door.

Step 2: Dress weird and go to hip fashion events and look at the paparazzi with serious artist like faces….you know like you’re always depressed or about to cry…..

Step 3: Get your parents to introduce you to the right people to build that portfolio..

3 steps to being cast in some NETFLIX propaganda about an agoraphobic during a COVID pandemic…which is exactly what we fucking need being forced into agoraphobia by the powers that be stealing us of OUR SOULS…and FREEDOMS….but not all of our SOULS…some of us don’t consent to evil and REBUKE it….Zoe Kravitz is likely not one of those people.

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