At a certain age, even with billionaire narcissistic celebrity trophy wives need to get their picture taken from half a mile away.

Living that GOOD FROM FAR but FAR FROM GOOD life that I am sure has had you check out at least one long hair biker on a road trip’s ass, thinking “oh yeah, look at that biker chick’s ass”…only to catch up and realize girl’s got a beard because she’s nto a girl at all….but rather a biker…

But yeah, even kind of girl who gets everything she wants, who has access to all the top fitness programs, the top fitness trainers, the top dieticians, the top chefs, the top plastic surgeons, the top face injections, the top baby blood transfusions, the top MEXICAN stem cell treatments that are illegal here, but that are not illegal to rich Mexicans….to make people as hot as they can to defy the aging process…even though their pussies are still 100 and rotting from the inside out…..

Then there’s the whole photoshop, digital retouching, post production, augmented reality filters for the he internet feeds, where life REALLY happens….now that we are all transhumanist drones dialled into the HIVE…or grid…thanks INTERNET for sucking…..and for LYING to us about how hot a bitch actually is…

But from that 1/2 mile away, I’m into the big Salma ass, it’d just be better if it was her big tits….since big tits at all ages can be fun…I know because I am a daytime stripclub patron where the old strippers go to die…and where I go to grab titty….you see, tits outlast ass when it comes to their expiration date….you can find a granny with a hot tit, but you’ll never find a granny with a hot ass….not even a famous one like SALMA…who I thin we should call SALAMI…because it sounds more delicious.

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