This just in…..Bella Hadid is boring. Overrated. Trash.
But she’s ALSO in a bikini!
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2020
07
Jan
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence is out here with her tits and nipples out in some racy photoshoot that looks like a rape fantasy with her bodysuit all ripped off of her. I mean why else would her see through body suit be ripped off of her, maybe it was self inflicted, on some chronic masturbator who was just caught up at the circus she works at, unable to masturbate so as soon as she got home she’d have to rush to rub her cunt, only that pesky leotard was in the way, nothing some super strength from a strong will to CUM could get in the way of….ripping that motherfucker knowing it’s only a few dollars to replace so that she can have her way with herself…self-rape fantasy…..I guess.
Point being she’s Kate from Drew Carey and some high profile TV producer’s slutty daughter trying to make a name for herself because the trust fund isn’t enough and the family friends can hook her up. She’s doing it in the current climate of girls need to be slutty while pretending to not be slutty, tits out for empowerment, or feminism or other attempts at the lowest level of intellectualizing themselves. It’s all just nonsense that is just typical excuses to be slutty, when you don’t need excuses to be slutty, in fact making excuses to be slutty is the OPPOSITE of empowerment or feminism. If you have to tell us you’re empowered and sex positive to be slutty, you’ve already lost bitch.
POINT being…NIPPLES.
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2020
07
Jan
Sara Sampaio Might be Tom Hanks in a Bikini of the Day
Sara Sampaio is some fisherman’s daughter from Portugal, who instead of choosing a life of making custard tarts in her beach community, has decided to book Victoria’s Secret, despite them being an evil sweatshop owning, sexual predator funding, mall brand that produces over priced dog shit panties, because models have no souls and will go to the highest bidder any chance they get…..it’s sex work on a mainstream and corporate level really….sex work that they turn into actual sex work because it leads to rich as fuck boyfriends who finance their lives, even though they got money of their own, if anything that money of their own is what they use to bait the rich guys into funding their lives, because the rich guys can “believe” that they aren’t in it for the money and can pretend that the bikini model is there for the love…and not because she’s a wallet fucking puppet…
POINT being, she’s got a sunburn and some serious fucking teeth….watch out dicks paying to enter that mouth, it could be hazardous but also exciting if you’re into that kind of dick abuse porn that’s out there…and you probably are.
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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW
2020
07
Jan
Ireland Baldwin Bodysuit of the Day
To be Ireland Baldwin is to be posting some unflattering half naked selfies to remind everyone that you are no Kim Bassinger, despite your name and the womb you crawled out of.
When I see her content, it’s just unfortunate that she didn’t stick to her original “california child of celebs living at the beach house” narrative, but instead stopped showering, got prison tats, gained 20 lbs, coming in at 300 lbs because she’s 6 foot tall, dated some dyke rapper and is still lower on the totem pole by uglier, less relevant, girls who don’t have dad’s who are Alec fucking Baldwin.
I do think that she could turn this whole thing around if she hired me as the IG Model coach I was destined to be, but that no one will give me the chance to do….because broken rich girls who don’t play the broken rich girl…but who look too much like a broken rich girl have potential…but are throwing it all away…
We get it your dad likes his new family better than you, get over it, and take a damn shower.
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2020
07
Jan
Emmy Rosum Big Tits as Angelyne of the Day
The real Angelyne..
So Angelyne, the legendary famous for not being famous, buying her own billboard, driving around in her pink corvette, becoming an LA meme before there were memes…is being made into a Mini Series and all the other bottom feeders out there like Phoebe Price who no one cares about…must be MAD….but not as mad as they should be since they decided to book the wet rag Emmy Rossum to play the Blonde “bombshell”….or trainwreck depending your opinion of Angelyne…
I will say that I have someone’s streaming account and that I have been watching this Season of Shameless after writing it off back in Season 2 for hating Emmy Rossum…she was the worst thing to happen to that show and I decided to show my support of her firing by tuning in, even if I find the show stupid…it’s far better than it was with Rossum on it. The kind of girl who makes everything shit…so unfortunately the industry hasn’t realized that and are still giving her and her tits work. TOO bad.
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2020
07
Jan
Adriana Lima Big Tits on the Beach of the Day
Adriana Lima was a Victoria’s Secret for far too long, I mean literally far too long. She extended her career for about a decade longer than she should have but I guess their website analytics stated that she was still an earner, that her celebrity still pushed panties, and they weren’t going to let her retire and live that good life in Miami she wanted, they were going to keep her slaving away like some kind of banged out sex worker who can no longer walk thanks to all the sex she’s been paid for, only the bikini model version.
So here she is looking like shit, still busy, but not nearly the Adriana Lima she was, more a shadow of what she was…declining faster than a gay with AIDS in the 80s…the bikini model version.
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2020
07
Jan
Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day
Sophie Mudd posted up a titty big, because she’s got DDDD sized tits, which is why she is followed on Social Media, and which is why she’s done anything in her life and career, because big tits on a small frame, that get half naked on social media are important. At least to me. Big tits on a small frame are my holy grail and I am sure other dudes feel the same way. The girl doesn’t even need to be hot and she’s a win.
ANYWAY, since everything is about mindfulness, sustainability, empowerment, feminist rights…these girls are showing their real self, that is just a fabricated lie of their real self, it’s their curated real self while showing their tits.
Sometimes that is in the form of them talking about their flaws, or their periods, or their bowel issues, or their sexual assaults…and sometimes their flaws they talk about are their monster tits.
So Sophie Mudd, who made a name for herself on IG, doing SHARE FOR SHARE with other whores, because of her tits….posted a titty pic that she’s positioned as “empowerment” of those tits and that’s just fucking hilarious.
No one judging you here big tits. Just stop going off course with the non titty pics now that you have the followers and are trying to secure corporate gigs.
That’s all I have to say about that.
For as long as I can remember I have been extremely insecure about my body. I would cover my self up because I was ashamed and embarrassed to have a bigger chest. I constantly felt like I wanted to apologize for my body. I always ask my friends before I post a photo “is this too much” and I’m truly sick of it. Why am I thinking about how to make other people feel comfortable with MY body? To me there is nothing more beautiful than the women’s body. Curvy girls, skinny girls, and everything in between! Life is to short to care about other people’s judgment and it’s taken me sometime to accept this (don’t get me wrong I’m still working on this everyday). Next time you look in the mirror try pointing out the things you love about self instead of the things you hate. Your mind, your body, and your power. I love you
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2020
07
Jan
Jess Glynne Bikini of the Day
I have no idea who Jess Glynne is but I thought this was the girl that played John Ritter’s daughter in 8 Simple Rules (Amy Davidson) the other Kaley Cuoco….the one who didn’t kill Jon Ritter. I was wrong.
Apparently she’s a singer from the UK, but I’m still not convinced that this isn’t Amy Davidson the 8 Simple Rules girl but maybe ALL GINGERS LOOK THE FUCKING SAME with their terrifying fiery hair and their pasty white skin….
She is wearing what looks like men’s underwear on the beach and be happy that she is, since ginger’s have some of the weirdest cunts out there. All bright rosy pink with an angry looking bush….. What is this animal. I almost want to apologize for posting her.
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Posted in:Jess Glynne|SFW
2020
07
Jan
Kaia Gerber Nips for Fashion of the Day
Kaia Gerber has her tits out, she’s 18 and been waiting for this since her mom decided she was going to be a model before she was born, grooming her to have her tits out for as long as she can remember, so that when that MODEL time came, which I think happened a few years ago, when she wasn’t 18, because hollywood parents are weird and like throwing their kids into degenerate industries with degenerate people who happen to have a lot of money and cocaine….which I would consider child abuse, but what do I fucking know…nothing…nothing is what I know….
But I’m all for young rich kid playing a model when she’s from Cindy Crawford’s twat and not some troll Kardashian…so keep it coming girl…
She was also in a sports bra…
The rumor is that Kaia Geber was getting lectured last week by her parents for dating Pete Davidson, the pics of RANDE Gerber impersonating Pete Davidson’s crazy face to Cindy Crawford were pretty good.
I guess Pete had a mental breakdown at Kaia’s NYC apartment and she called her parents to come over and help her because she’s still basically an infant.
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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW
2020
07
Jan
Line Brems Skinny Model of the Day
Line Brems is a Danish model who you’ve probably never heard of and who I am only posting because she’s skinny, so skinny you can see her heart beat through her ribcage and this is a FUCKING picture not even a video, and whether some of you feeder fetishists think that thin is disgusting or unhealthy, I say the opposite….more people die from being fat than from being skinny…I also feel passionate about the need for skinny in pop culture to keep things operating in a way it has always been, in a way we all know and trust, and we shouldn’t fold to girls whining about unrealistic body image, because it is realisitic if you try, lazy bitch.
I am campaigning for a skinnier pop culture. So in doing that I celebrate all the young and skinny coming up even if they aren’t the hottest or most interesting, at least they aren’t fat.
Call me nostalgic. Here’s Line Brems. At least she’s not fat.
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