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2020

25

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Wet Tits of the Day

Kristin Cavallari the anti-vaxxer, may or may not be a believer in the Coronavirus, while playing around in her bikini in her pool. The nice thing about being a reality star when that mattered is that she got to lock in some loser athlete who knew of her from her reality show. Get knocked up and never need to work again.

When it comes to her opinions on vaccines or viruses or basically anything, I fucking care. Get the fuck out of here.

We already know that influencers are the worst kind of narcissists who assume everyone wants to hear what they want to say about everything and anything, which is the funny because these influencers, who are not educated, who just lazily read clickbait articles and repeat hearsay, are actually really irresponsible to their fans and followers, who likely deserve to be misled for being morons.

The “influencers” which is what Cavallari has become, the reality TV shit was just a good launch pad, are too busy scrolling instagram to be actual experts on basically anything, or have valid opinions on anything, no matter how many views they get on their content by idiots.

They are probably the WORST people to model your life after, but I’ll still look at their mom bodies in bikinis, in their mansions, that they don’t leave anyway, because they have all they need.

I’d love for this bitch to be cancelled for basically giving the finger to everyone in their 500 square foot apartments surrounded by filth and disease even before the COVID thing happened. but instead she’ll be giving us tutorials on how to lay by the pool and stay 6 feet away from her gardeners. CUNT.

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2020

25

Mar

Phoebe Price’s Toilet Paper Dance of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking icon, a busty fucking icon, who feels like an old friend, the den mother who was doing the influencer thing before it was really a thing….

If anything, she was more committed to the cause than any influencer, almost making her miss the boat on actual social media influencing, because she was pre social media.

That doesn’t mean she’s irrelevant, I don’t pretend that having big following on social media means you matter, this one is from the time when you had to LEAVE the house to get seen, and when you got seen you had to be outrageous enough to get a paparazzi to shoot you, and hope the magazines picked you up….and they did.

Meaning she had to move to LA, get outfits, get seen….etc.

Kids these days have it so easy…making millions from the comfort of your own home….

That’s why I’m more into this legend…the famous for being not famous but wanting to be famous…than the idiots trying to get famous on social.

That said, here’s Phoebe’s viral Toilet Paper video for TikTok.

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2020

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Braless of the Day

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I don’t know when Selena Gomez transitioned to become what looks like a fat Mexican working at the taco stand on a hot summer day, sweating on your burrito like it wasn’t the current Corona-Time but rather the corona-time we all used to enjoy with our Burrito we didn’t fear our Mexican tortilla lady sweating in because we didn’t think about the deadly virus her sweat may contain, if anything it was just part of the experience.

You know all sloppy titty from having a dozen kids, some while making burritos, you know why miss work for that.

But it happened…I mean those tits are big and sloppy like a fat chick about to do a titty reveal in hopes of getting some male attention they missed out on when fat was seen as disgusting or something you only fucked at 3 am when drunk and horny.

This is not the Selena Gomez I know, I mean…titties down to her boxers…seems weird, but maybe that happens with a compromised immune system, drug addiction, during a pandemic.

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2020

24

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Not Alone During Social Distancing of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

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2020

23

Mar

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hilary Duff is obviously feeling like a hot mom of two as she should be since she’s looking better than ever….it probably has to do with reconnecting with her Disney execs.

I don’t know why, it seems like that’s not how this is supposed to work, but you can assume it has to do with being sexually abused when she got her Disney Start as a teenager at that famous pervert pool party…you know a broken pervert who knows how to fuck and gets what she wants from fucking… with a lot of money…..

I am sure she is probably being paid to use this silly product, as an excuse to show off her tit in a wife beater without a bra on, with her hard mom nipple exposed, ready to lactate all over the motherfucking place….but that wife beater like this was Warped Tour 1996….I was there….and so were braless wife beaters…a revelation really that I guess is social media, free the nipple, feminist friendly….

It’s nice to see celebs trying to do their best INFLUENCER content knowing they are pros and that tits get hits.

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2020

23

Mar

Rita Ora With The Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora, not to be confused with Rita Wilson, is obviously in some kind of isolation despite being the perfect candidate for the virus since bitch is everywhere, has turned to her social media like a low level cam girl she probably should have become, to show off her amazing tits that are clearly the reason she’s not a low level cam girl, she had better options that brought her to America as an up and comer, ready to take on the music industry, but instead she just did that sexually as she climbed the ladder.

What I am trying to say is Rita Ora has great tits.

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2020

23

Mar

Halle Berry Skin Bleaching of the Day

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I guess when it comes to self isolation or work from home, these whores who sit in mansions with piles of money and are barely inconvenienced because they are Halle Berry and bitch gets whatever she wants….

You get only a few options in content. Cooking /Eating videos, workout videos and beauty videos.

On one level it seems so low level and desperate for a celebrity to use social media for their personal brands. It’s like you’re Halle Berry and you have to let people watch you apply bleach to your face because you’re ready to admit that you’re only black by a technicality.

It’s like bitch these influencer wannabes are doing this so they can MAYBE get to your level of fame, and here you are doing it because you think you have to, your agents tell you too, you’ve always been an attention seeking whore and this immediate feedback gives you things to jack off to. I get it and that’s ok….it just seems kind of pathetic whether it is fun or not….I can imagine some of the high paid shit this girl turned down. Maybe TV commercial spots or campaigns that would require less work and less shame than doing this for free. So crazy.

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2020

23

Mar

Greer Grammer Fitness Erotica of the Day

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While you’re all a few months out from being placed in FEMA concentration camps by the government that moves in to take over….

Greer Grammer, the daughter of Kelsey Grammer, the cokehead from Cheers who knows a thing or two about house arrest….life lessons learned that I am sure he relayed to his baby girl unless he was too busy with some playboy sluts….bringing her important tips like like Workout From Home is the new Work From Home….when you don’t need to work cuz you’re FRASIER’s girl and Frasier made BANK….

This is that workout, that I am eager to see become masturbation videos….as you know sexting “mistakes” from attention seekers are BOUND to happen…

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2020

23

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself of the Day

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In Kate Beckinsale news for all you Kate Beckinsale fan-boy weirdos who can’t believe she still looks as good as you remember her looking the first time you came yourself watching her in a movie as you do. No Hands motherfucker, you’re just that fucking pathetic in your perversion and virginity….

I guess she’s pretending to be in quarantine as the elite pretend to do despite still socializing….

In quarantine she worked out in some skimpy outfit no mom of a 20 year old should probably wear…but that this mom of a 20 year old car wear because for whatever reason she looks better than most 20 year olds.

It may not make sense, but in these times…pretty much NOTHING makes sense.

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2020

23

Mar

Bella Thorne Shaking Ass of the Day

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Sluts be getting bored.

All being on Quarantine and probably not really practicing social distancing because they are all a bunch of coddled fucking babies who need constant fucking attention.

At least they have the internet to tap into their attention seeking slut selves…where they can jiggle their asses for all their fans as a distracting from the impending end of the world….

The good news is that shit is going to go nuts a few more weeks into this, people are already losing their minds a week in.

Soon, Belle Thorne will be launching “insertion challenges”…how big of an object can you fit in your cunt.

The COVID-19 virus…turning everyone into a cam girl.