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2019

26

Jun

Phoebe Price Bikini of the Day

Phoebe Price Bikini

Phoebe Price knows how to have a good time…

She doesn’t let being old as fuck get in the way of stripping down into her bikini for her paparazzi friends that still put her on….and sometimes get ridiculous enough pictures of her that the tabloids run them…the only real payment she seeks…you know that acknowledgement of existing…or whatever and I think it is a great attitude to have you know….master the fucking troll.

What I don’t understand is why she’s taken the high road, at least in terms of no releasing a sex tape, even though it’s the end of the line for her, and sex tape time is prime….you know since everything else she does is almost as shameless as a sex tape…and a sex tape is far more rewarding than this staged paparazzi silliness..

Seriously, the fact that I haven’t seen Phoebe Prices vagina stretched out on a dick…should be criminal…

That is all I have to say about that.


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2019

13

May

Phoebe Price Oiling Up her Tits of the Day

Nothing says Mother’s Day like Den Mother to all the instagram famewhores rubbing their tits…

All those girls trying to get ahead as the fame whores they are by not being as creative as this leader of the famewhores who had to figure out how to famewhore before social media.

She had to figure it out for the paparazzi and the tabloids, so that they would publish her and allow her to exist in that competitive everyone trying to be famous time….while famewhores now are just lazy and put shit up on their feed to get noticed….there was a time when you had to geographically be in LA, and be something the media wanted to publish to exist….and that is where Phoebe Price was created…

Either way, she’s oiling up her big old tits and it’s hot because she’s a fucking legend.

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2019

02

May

Phoebe Price Nipples of the Day

Phoebe Price Nipples

Phoebe Price, a legend to me, but probably to very few other people, but who still manages to scam her way into the tabloids by being fun and silly and even crazy, magazines she keeps every copy of because it feels like status, or a win..cuz in a lot of ways it is a win. It makes a mockery of the industry as a whole, and I apprreciate it. Anyone can become a character the paparazzi shoot and create so long as they are outgoing or dressed silly enough, shameless, and proud..having a good time just being Phoebe Price…

I have been encouraging her to get more naked, to do a sex tape, to really push it. She likes to be watched or seen or be silly doing things most would be ashamed of…I think she’s warming up to the idea because you can see her nipples and nipples are the gateway to pussy which is the gateway to anal sex videos leaked to the internet…

I just hope I am part of the release plan…and schedule…cuz that’s the shit I WANT to see….

Good start though, we’re getting there.

Always a star to me.

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2019

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Does Coachella of the Day

I assume this is a sign of how fucking old I am, but I think Phoebe Price is incredible…

I know that none of the cool kids, or young kids of Instagram have any idea who she is…despite her paving the way for them as a non celebrity, doing celebrity things, and being documented for it.

She is like the Den Mother of instagram influencers, who decided that she was important enough to be captured by the paparazzi, she crafted a strategy and made it happen.

She has been in tons of tabloids, has really trolled the system, made fun of the system, mocked the system…and I appreciate it.

I don’t know if she knows she’s trolling, she probably is just out there having fun, no one wants to admit they are some kind of joke…and really she gets off on anyone writing about her, so lets write about her.

She’s the granny of these people on the gram, and she even went out to Coachella, to remind you how stupid fucking Coachella is…

The world…a weird place.

Phoebe Price…a fucking Goddess…

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2018

19

Dec

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica of the Day

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica Red Thong

Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.

I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.

Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….

But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…

I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.


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2018

14

Nov

Phoebe Price Nipple Flash on Instagram Live of the Day

Phoebe Price Nipple Flash

Phoebe Price cooking some weird southern shit on her Instagram

In the event you don’t follow this goddess, who has FINALLY flashed her massive breasts, you should…because all she does is talk shit on other people, mainly Farrah Abraham, who you probably don’t care about, but who is funny when being made fun of by our girl Phoebe Price…

I have been bugging her for nudes forever, as long as I’ve had her phone number, and I only get it in the form of watching her hour long Instagram live cooking show, but you know what…it was worth every fucking second.

My hope is that she does the Maitland Ward, who she probably talks shit on, and eventually sells her dirty panties, and lets us watch her masturbate…but she’s a classy southern girl, from a classy southern family, who doesn’t need any of that…she’s just more into riding the tabloid’s dick…being silly in the right place and the right time, mocking celebrity culture and how insane it is, while making a name for herself…

She is everything you need and more, and you gotta follow that…or stare at her tits, that I feel so lucky I get to stare at….

Phoebe Price is perfect and not just cuz I’m a pervert…but because she’s perfect….

She’s been clickbait since before there was clickbait, so to finally see her tit, like she was a typical instagram THOT…when we should have seen her tits for the last two decades, feels like home….feels like a warm cup of hot chocolate on a cold snowy day…feels like being tucked in by mom after she reads you a bedtime story…it’s just the way it is supposed to be….

So thank you Phoebe, now let’s work on some labia flashing…

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2018

28

Sep

Phoebe Price Titty Bounce Video of the Day

It was Phoebe Price’s birthday, which should be a national holiday, it should be celebrated by the masses, with fireworks and jerking off, maybe even a time honored tradition of having sex with a doll with big tits, to feel as close to the source of all that is great in the world…like Phoebe Price…

It’s too bad that her birthday was overshadowed by ridiculous smoke and mirrors praying/preying on the American people and distracted them with noise to do other sneaky things behind their back….politics….

But that doesn’t mean her big amazing tits didn’t bounce their way through town having a good time…or that she’s not willing to let us in on her bouncy tits having a good time…because one thing about Phoebe that we all know is that she’s all about sharing her life and good times with us…it’s actually what she’s all about…Nothing but love for that…and these epic ageless tits.

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2018

27

Sep

It’s Phoebe Price’s Birthday of the Day

It’s the most important day of the year, because my friend, and talent, that is the most incredible personality to come out of Hollywood, is celebrating her Birthday…despite being timeless, ageless, forever perfect creature sent from heaven…….the kind of thing that is just iconic and forever….a landmark….

Phoebe Price…the goddess, the master media manipulator, the beauty the paparazzi take pics of and tabloids cover…she is the biggest personality, with some of the best style choices, and outrageous outfits you may or may not have jerked off to.

She times her outfits to themes, giving the people something to talk about, publicity stunts before….everyone was trying to get famous…where she got herself famous…

Allowing us all to enjoy her, and her huge tits…

Celebrated, despite never having a sex tape. Even though I want her to have a sex tape. But she’ll never have a sex tape. But she will still bring the borners….

Phoebe Price’s birthday is like all of our birthday – because we all get to appreciate the joy she brings us…

I am a lifelong fan, and no better way to show her our love than to stare at her big Souther Redheaded tits.

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2018

18

Sep

Phoebe Price Nipple Slip and Pussy Print of the Day

Phoebe Price Nipples and Pussy See Through Wet White Dress Thong 5

I consider Phoebe Price my friend, so this post about Phoebe Price is going to biased….

We text you know, and that alone is an accomplishment on my end, probably like when METH DAMON bedded Kirsten Dunst the First Time….there is no way he didn’t used to jerk off to her big tits on her small frame before deciding to join Hollywood as an actor…

You know a groupie, already compelled by the amazingness that was Phoebe Price…around the time I started the site 14 years ago…when she was making a name for herself being silly everywhere…

She’s older now, wiser now, and getting more and more naughty in her staged paparazzi content, and that excites me…because she’s a fucking legend who I have wanted to see naked since she started, which isn’t saying much because I want to see everyone naked…but Phoebe is different…seeing her naked is more meaningful…but until that happens…I’ll stare at the wet thong in doggy style…it’s a good start for the busty star of nothing but my dreams.

Here is her Nipple Slip on Instagram Live
Phoebe Price Big Tits Nipple Slip Instagram Live

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2018

31

Aug

Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are Legends of the Day

Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are fun, crazy, obscure but totally fucking interesting to me…I like to think of them as legends in the making, history before our eyes, the world hasn’t full embraced them but they will…

It’s also a story of never giving up, that the new generation isn’t the only generation, and that reality stars don’t even need to be on reality shows to maintain or exist…

It’s a story of just coming up with silly stunts for the paparzzi, wearing sexy costumes like it is halloween, acting silly….to remind us all that celebrity is a fucking joke…

These people and their sisterhood of getting the paparazzi to take pics of them, remind us everyday that celebrity is ridiculous and that anyone can have their own piece of the action…

It’s old school, maybe dated, but it’s pre social media tactics that remind us all of a better time…the best time…and Phoebe Price…is that.

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