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2020

25

Mar

Phoebe Price’s Toilet Paper Dance of the Day

Phoebe Price is a fucking icon, a busty fucking icon, who feels like an old friend, the den mother who was doing the influencer thing before it was really a thing….

If anything, she was more committed to the cause than any influencer, almost making her miss the boat on actual social media influencing, because she was pre social media.

That doesn’t mean she’s irrelevant, I don’t pretend that having big following on social media means you matter, this one is from the time when you had to LEAVE the house to get seen, and when you got seen you had to be outrageous enough to get a paparazzi to shoot you, and hope the magazines picked you up….and they did.

Meaning she had to move to LA, get outfits, get seen….etc.

Kids these days have it so easy…making millions from the comfort of your own home….

That’s why I’m more into this legend…the famous for being not famous but wanting to be famous…than the idiots trying to get famous on social.

That said, here’s Phoebe’s viral Toilet Paper video for TikTok.

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2019

17

Oct

Help Phoebe Price and her Top 20 Hottest of All Time Nudes of the Day

Phoebe Price is a fucking legend. She’s someone who trolled the media, got herself in tabloids, became a star, a legend, with a legacy…not sure what legacy but a legacy nevertheless….wearing crazy outfits where the celebs go. Shameless and attention seeking but clever and well executed.

I enjoy her hustle and I have been watching it, documenting it, for as long as she’s been doing it. She’s amazing and a friend….

She reached out today, because her dying mother got dooped by her daughter ( Phoebe Price’s sister, who we can assume ain’t shit compared to Phoebe and not just because everyone is shit compared to Phoebe)…and they are trying to raise funds for her because I guess tabloids don’t pay you.

I like to think of myself as a stepACTIVIST – a stepANTHROpist – but only for things that immediately interest me, and luckily for Phoebe Price, she interests me…

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2019

16

Aug

Phoebe Price Erotica of the Day

Phoebe Price Erotica

Phoebe Price isn’t showing us her pussy, or flashing her pussy…but it’s another step in the right direction to the Phoebe Price sex tape….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s old, she’s not that hot, she’s shameless, and even in being shameless she’s got zero celebrity. Some old school tabloids may still like her random silly outfits…and people still read them…an amazing concept…like that Dinosaur that is TV…so Phoebe doesn’t realize she’s not relevant which I guess is 80 percent of the attitude you need to keep on keeping on…as she does.

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2019

26

Jun

Phoebe Price Bikini of the Day

Phoebe Price Bikini

Phoebe Price knows how to have a good time…

She doesn’t let being old as fuck get in the way of stripping down into her bikini for her paparazzi friends that still put her on….and sometimes get ridiculous enough pictures of her that the tabloids run them…the only real payment she seeks…you know that acknowledgement of existing…or whatever and I think it is a great attitude to have you know….master the fucking troll.

What I don’t understand is why she’s taken the high road, at least in terms of no releasing a sex tape, even though it’s the end of the line for her, and sex tape time is prime….you know since everything else she does is almost as shameless as a sex tape…and a sex tape is far more rewarding than this staged paparazzi silliness..

Seriously, the fact that I haven’t seen Phoebe Prices vagina stretched out on a dick…should be criminal…

That is all I have to say about that.


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2019

13

May

Phoebe Price Oiling Up her Tits of the Day

Nothing says Mother’s Day like Den Mother to all the instagram famewhores rubbing their tits…

All those girls trying to get ahead as the fame whores they are by not being as creative as this leader of the famewhores who had to figure out how to famewhore before social media.

She had to figure it out for the paparazzi and the tabloids, so that they would publish her and allow her to exist in that competitive everyone trying to be famous time….while famewhores now are just lazy and put shit up on their feed to get noticed….there was a time when you had to geographically be in LA, and be something the media wanted to publish to exist….and that is where Phoebe Price was created…

Either way, she’s oiling up her big old tits and it’s hot because she’s a fucking legend.

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2019

02

May

Phoebe Price Nipples of the Day

Phoebe Price Nipples

Phoebe Price, a legend to me, but probably to very few other people, but who still manages to scam her way into the tabloids by being fun and silly and even crazy, magazines she keeps every copy of because it feels like status, or a win..cuz in a lot of ways it is a win. It makes a mockery of the industry as a whole, and I apprreciate it. Anyone can become a character the paparazzi shoot and create so long as they are outgoing or dressed silly enough, shameless, and proud..having a good time just being Phoebe Price…

I have been encouraging her to get more naked, to do a sex tape, to really push it. She likes to be watched or seen or be silly doing things most would be ashamed of…I think she’s warming up to the idea because you can see her nipples and nipples are the gateway to pussy which is the gateway to anal sex videos leaked to the internet…

I just hope I am part of the release plan…and schedule…cuz that’s the shit I WANT to see….

Good start though, we’re getting there.

Always a star to me.

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2019

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Does Coachella of the Day

I assume this is a sign of how fucking old I am, but I think Phoebe Price is incredible…

I know that none of the cool kids, or young kids of Instagram have any idea who she is…despite her paving the way for them as a non celebrity, doing celebrity things, and being documented for it.

She is like the Den Mother of instagram influencers, who decided that she was important enough to be captured by the paparazzi, she crafted a strategy and made it happen.

She has been in tons of tabloids, has really trolled the system, made fun of the system, mocked the system…and I appreciate it.

I don’t know if she knows she’s trolling, she probably is just out there having fun, no one wants to admit they are some kind of joke…and really she gets off on anyone writing about her, so lets write about her.

She’s the granny of these people on the gram, and she even went out to Coachella, to remind you how stupid fucking Coachella is…

The world…a weird place.

Phoebe Price…a fucking Goddess…

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2018

19

Dec

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica of the Day

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica Red Thong

Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.

I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.

Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….

But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…

I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.


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2018

14

Nov

Phoebe Price Nipple Flash on Instagram Live of the Day

Phoebe Price Nipple Flash

Phoebe Price cooking some weird southern shit on her Instagram

In the event you don’t follow this goddess, who has FINALLY flashed her massive breasts, you should…because all she does is talk shit on other people, mainly Farrah Abraham, who you probably don’t care about, but who is funny when being made fun of by our girl Phoebe Price…

I have been bugging her for nudes forever, as long as I’ve had her phone number, and I only get it in the form of watching her hour long Instagram live cooking show, but you know what…it was worth every fucking second.

My hope is that she does the Maitland Ward, who she probably talks shit on, and eventually sells her dirty panties, and lets us watch her masturbate…but she’s a classy southern girl, from a classy southern family, who doesn’t need any of that…she’s just more into riding the tabloid’s dick…being silly in the right place and the right time, mocking celebrity culture and how insane it is, while making a name for herself…

She is everything you need and more, and you gotta follow that…or stare at her tits, that I feel so lucky I get to stare at….

Phoebe Price is perfect and not just cuz I’m a pervert…but because she’s perfect….

She’s been clickbait since before there was clickbait, so to finally see her tit, like she was a typical instagram THOT…when we should have seen her tits for the last two decades, feels like home….feels like a warm cup of hot chocolate on a cold snowy day…feels like being tucked in by mom after she reads you a bedtime story…it’s just the way it is supposed to be….

So thank you Phoebe, now let’s work on some labia flashing…

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2018

28

Sep

Phoebe Price Titty Bounce Video of the Day

It was Phoebe Price’s birthday, which should be a national holiday, it should be celebrated by the masses, with fireworks and jerking off, maybe even a time honored tradition of having sex with a doll with big tits, to feel as close to the source of all that is great in the world…like Phoebe Price…

It’s too bad that her birthday was overshadowed by ridiculous smoke and mirrors praying/preying on the American people and distracted them with noise to do other sneaky things behind their back….politics….

But that doesn’t mean her big amazing tits didn’t bounce their way through town having a good time…or that she’s not willing to let us in on her bouncy tits having a good time…because one thing about Phoebe that we all know is that she’s all about sharing her life and good times with us…it’s actually what she’s all about…Nothing but love for that…and these epic ageless tits.

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