One of the more confusing things that happens once ever month or two is when Phoebe Price sends me a text message with her press clippings from other magazines that have picked up her theme / staged paparazzi shoots, because it’s quirky, it’s weird, and girl clearly loves the attention she gets. Why else does she do it.

What I love about Phoebe Price, I’ve said multiple times before, but it’s basically that she is essentially mocking influencers and celebrities, and has been for a long time.

These influencers walk around like they are famous, and famous people walk around like they are famous, and the whole thing is pretty uptight and pretentious while Phoebe Price comes along, is virtually a nobody, dressed like a fucking mascot at some ghetto amusement park, or maybe for some poor kids birthday party entertainment, and her photos get picked up and published.

I appreciate that whole non celebrity, mooching off celebrity tactics, not necessarily benefiting from it financially, but benefits from the validation because in her mind she is famous.

I am a fan, I like delusions…at least when they remind us how insignificant actual celebs are.

I am proud to call Phoebe Price a friend of the site, it’s just unfortunate that she never sends me sex tape footage so that we can make some real money together….

This is her easter bunny paparazzi clickbait shoot!

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