Phoebe Price cooking some weird southern shit on her Instagram…

In the event you don’t follow this goddess, who has FINALLY flashed her massive breasts, you should…because all she does is talk shit on other people, mainly Farrah Abraham, who you probably don’t care about, but who is funny when being made fun of by our girl Phoebe Price…

I have been bugging her for nudes forever, as long as I’ve had her phone number, and I only get it in the form of watching her hour long Instagram live cooking show, but you know what…it was worth every fucking second.

My hope is that she does the Maitland Ward, who she probably talks shit on, and eventually sells her dirty panties, and lets us watch her masturbate…but she’s a classy southern girl, from a classy southern family, who doesn’t need any of that…she’s just more into riding the tabloid’s dick…being silly in the right place and the right time, mocking celebrity culture and how insane it is, while making a name for herself…

She is everything you need and more, and you gotta follow that…or stare at her tits, that I feel so lucky I get to stare at….

Phoebe Price is perfect and not just cuz I’m a pervert…but because she’s perfect….

She’s been clickbait since before there was clickbait, so to finally see her tit, like she was a typical instagram THOT…when we should have seen her tits for the last two decades, feels like home….feels like a warm cup of hot chocolate on a cold snowy day…feels like being tucked in by mom after she reads you a bedtime story…it’s just the way it is supposed to be….

So thank you Phoebe, now let’s work on some labia flashing…

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