Phoebe Price lives with her dying mother, who has been dying for at least a decade and who she has integrated into her content in a weird fucking way, because obviously it’s in a weird fucking way, it’s Phoebe Price.

She’s a weird specimen of celebrity who isn’t an actual celebrity but who confuses herself for a celebrity because the paparazzi have captured pictures of her at celebrity hot spots…

She’s probably got more in common with a homeless person, who makes art with his feces in bus shelters, only she’s better financed, which makes her posing or dancing with her mom’s bedpan / shitter all the more appropriate.

I think Phoebe Price is amazing, stripping down and showing off her big tits from her bomb shelter she calls home, trying to modernize her content for the social media era, when she had the benefit of delusions of grandeur when the paparazzi were making her “famous”, allowing her to assume she was famous, without realizing that no one actually cared about her as much as she probably thought she did when they were writing about her.

It’s this level of awkward weirdness that I think in a lot of ways is pretty much perfection while showcasing all that is wrong with the world of celebrity…

She’s amazing.

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I heard someone say something along the lines that if you keep on showing up, with conviction, with a plan, with a goal, with a dream, that eventually it will happen for you….

As someone who spends at least 5-10 minutes on this site every single day, I don’t fully embrace that attitude, maybe if I made millions off this dog shit, I’d say that anyone can show up and make something of themselves, but the truth is, you have to show up to something marketable and that can make money, otherwise you’re showing up for a circle jerk with no crackers to cum on.

But I do hope that it works out for Phoebe Price, because that girls shows up. She produces her half naked content, knowing dudes are perverts and that it is cheap likes and follows, but pretending her views are not about her half nakedness…because these people are delusional as a breed of people….

Haters will say that she’s out of touch, that she’s desperately trying to stay relevant, maybe that she thinks she’s hot and that is out there embarrassing herself daily as she tries to navigate the social media….

But she’s showing up, and someone should find her and help her take it to the next level, because her weirdness may be uncomfortable, it may be stripped down, it may be gross, shameless and all that is wrong in the world of not giving up on dreams….she may be old….but she deserves the worlkd!

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Phoebe Price is a legend in these parts of the internet. We’re about as old as she is, basically dinosaurs in the fringe of pop culture and celebrity from an era long before the whole social media thing existed, back when you had to actually move to LA to get noticed, even if that meant dressing like a lunatic where actual celebs went because the paparazzi would capture her and put her out there as news.

She let her low level celebrity get to her head, believed she was actually a celebrity and now on social media continues her attempts at celebrity and it’s all in good fun…..good terrifying fun….

In today’s installment of the old legend, she’s wearing a bikini so jacked up her vagina, it’s almost offensive, while rockin’ a mesh outfit with her tits out, because less clothing is more when it comes to click bait.

She’s doing a KC Chiefs themed content piece, wearing red, with numbers drawn on her and a sign to show her support for the latest pop culture trend, the Taylor Swift Super Bowl in two weeks.

It’s creepy, terrifying even, it’s weird, insane, but it’s representative of the crazy world we live in of exhbitionism….and insanity and that is what makes this perfect and the reason this should be the most viral story today and not just because she’s got a gnarly cameltoe, or because she’s making out with her mom who has been dying the last decade, but that helps.

Point being, if it’s authentically disturbing in this world of try hards, it feels the way the internet is SUPPOSED to feel, so I appreciate Phoebe bringing some of that back!

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Phoebe Price is a legend. I don’t do nearly enough posts on her because I don’t actually put much thought into the things I do posts on, but I would do more posts on her if I actually thought through what I wanted to post,because Phoebe Price is a legend..at least to old fucks like me, I am sure the young people have no idea what this trailblazer accomplished in an era before social media…but it was huge…

She was the publicity stunter at all the celeb hot spots, realizing if she dressed an acted insane, people would pay attention or the paparazzi would pay attention and they’d put that shit all over the internet and magazines, all while being a virtual no one..

She is the hype generator, that social media kinda of squashed out because if you don’t have followers on social media, people think you don’t matter, but there’s celebrity beyond social media, and this is it..

I don’t know what this TikTok performance is, but I love it, but I am biased and waiting for the sex tape as I have been for decades now…

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Phoebe Price is a legend as far as I’m concerned and if she was born a couple decades later, she’d be a huge fucking star.

She was an influencer before there were influencers, the kind of borderline delusional person who for whatever reason thinks people making fun of her is them hyping her up because they are just jealous….not that anyone should make fun of Phoebe Price, she’s a legend and should be respected and adorned…

But yeah, she is barely famous for being herself and herself is dressing in outrageous outfits wherever the paparazzi is, just a paparazzi created celebrity that isn’t even a celebrity, because people don’t appreciate how amazing her hustle is.

She must be pushing 50 by now, but she’s still got her fat tits out, literally out with nipple slip….and the only real downer in the Phoebe Price experience is that she doesn’t do the whole sex tape porn thing, even when she gets sleazier and sleazier with the times, since society is getting sleazier and sleazier….she’s not getting fucked in video and that is a fucking crime as far as I’m concerned.

Flashing tits is fine, but it’s not where the market it….just another almost making it, but missing the mark, something most of us can probably relate to….

The only sad thing in all of this, because I think Phoebe has an amazing time and doesn’t seem to want more than she has, is that girls have gone viral as influeners for far less creativity and effort….coordinating this low level fame takes work, while instagram influencing doesn’t.

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