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2023

24

Apr

Phoebe Price is On TikTok of the Day

Phoebe Price is a pretty amazing creature sent from heaven and I am pretty mad that I basically forgot that she existed, because she’s a fucking phenomenon.

Before there was social media, where these lazy ZOOMERS could get famous from the comfort of their own homes, from streaming or podcasting or taking pics of their buttholes, there was a unique breed of fame that I would say Phoebe price dominated….

It’s that she ever became a household name, but that didn’t stop her from thinking that she did, while actively seeking out the paparazzi in the paparazzi era to capture her in some ridiculous outfit.

She basically was trolling the people, or maybe that’s just her big personality, doing what she could to get noticed, shot, published in the tabloids like she mattered….and it made for pretty entertaining low level content.

She didn’t really translate to social media so well, but she was doing this 5 minutes or 15 minutes of shamelessness for a decade before the platforms even existed….

Now that she’s come to terms with social media, it seems like she’s mastered the platform to the best of her ability, taking that wanting to be famous to her content, putting it out to the ether, hoping to be found, noticed or at least watched the way she obviously thinks she deserves to be watched.

I think the whole thing is delusional and I don’t even believe in mental health as a concept, I think it’s fake….unless she knows she’s not really anyone and just does this to keep the dream alive…

Either way, she’s not hurting anyone in the process, except maybe her dog who she kicked in one of the videos.

It’s just so fucking weird and nostalgic….so perfect!



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2022

07

Jul

Phoebe Price Geriatric Shower Stool of the Day

I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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2021

27

Jan

Phoebe Price Winning TikTok of the Day



Phoebe Price is a legend. I don’t do nearly enough posts on her because I don’t actually put much thought into the things I do posts on, but I would do more posts on her if I actually thought through what I wanted to post,because Phoebe Price is a legend..at least to old fucks like me, I am sure the young people have no idea what this trailblazer accomplished in an era before social media…but it was huge…

She was the publicity stunter at all the celeb hot spots, realizing if she dressed an acted insane, people would pay attention or the paparazzi would pay attention and they’d put that shit all over the internet and magazines, all while being a virtual no one..

She is the hype generator, that social media kinda of squashed out because if you don’t have followers on social media, people think you don’t matter, but there’s celebrity beyond social media, and this is it..

I don’t know what this TikTok performance is, but I love it, but I am biased and waiting for the sex tape as I have been for decades now…



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2020

13

Nov

Phoebe Price Nip Slip of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a legend as far as I’m concerned and if she was born a couple decades later, she’d be a huge fucking star.

She was an influencer before there were influencers, the kind of borderline delusional person who for whatever reason thinks people making fun of her is them hyping her up because they are just jealous….not that anyone should make fun of Phoebe Price, she’s a legend and should be respected and adorned…

But yeah, she is barely famous for being herself and herself is dressing in outrageous outfits wherever the paparazzi is, just a paparazzi created celebrity that isn’t even a celebrity, because people don’t appreciate how amazing her hustle is.

She must be pushing 50 by now, but she’s still got her fat tits out, literally out with nipple slip….and the only real downer in the Phoebe Price experience is that she doesn’t do the whole sex tape porn thing, even when she gets sleazier and sleazier with the times, since society is getting sleazier and sleazier….she’s not getting fucked in video and that is a fucking crime as far as I’m concerned.

Flashing tits is fine, but it’s not where the market it….just another almost making it, but missing the mark, something most of us can probably relate to….

The only sad thing in all of this, because I think Phoebe has an amazing time and doesn’t seem to want more than she has, is that girls have gone viral as influeners for far less creativity and effort….coordinating this low level fame takes work, while instagram influencing doesn’t.

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2020

16

Jun

Phoebe Price Has Her Nipples Out of the Day

Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking crazy person, if anything, it probably helps confirm that she’s a crazy person, but as a friend I support all the she does and how could I not support all that she does, it’s pretty hilarious.

Obviously, if you visit the site you don’t need a Phoebe Price intro, you’re on this ride with me and you realize like I realize that she’s trolling the whole hollywood thing and should be far more famous for it.

She’s basically reducing the paparazzi / tabloid coverage to the crap that it is, by just being outrageous enough for them to capture her in her weirdness that makes no sense to me, but that doesn’t need to make sense to me, not just cuz the nips are out, but because it’s mocking celebrity while trying to be a celebrity because she’s basically famous from pretending to be famous, whole being barely famous because no one sees the genius that is Phoebe Price the way I see it.

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2019

08

Aug

Phoebe Price Pussy Flash Finally of the Day

Phoebe Price Pussy Flash Finally of the Day

Phoebe Price finally gives us what we have all been waiting for, her orange pubes. As Phoebe says, Red on the Head – Fire in the HOLE. That’s her slogan. I know because I am her number one fan and I’ve appreciated her shameless hustle for as long as I can remember. I appreciated that everything she did was to get in tabloids and in doing that she basically trolled or made fun of the whole entertainment industry without even realizing it. She was just there for the paparazzi coverage…that was all she wanted, that was her currency and that’s great…..

I have been asking her, because we are friends for nudes, to stage leaked nudes, for sex tapes, anything to help elevate her shamlessness to the right place…and she’s always said no, so I am pretty offended to see her move to flashing her old lady pussy to the people cuz it wasn’t done strategically with me…but how can you hate someone flashing her cunt…it’s just so crazy and weird and incredible…I need more and have a feeling more is coming….and so should you. Phoebe’s tried hard and deserves your masturbation to her even if she’s not what you traditionally look for in masturbation content!!


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2019

07

Jun

Phoebe Price Still Amazing of the Day

Phoebe Price has taken it to the next level.

This right here is the beauty of social media.

It allows women to see what their audience cares to see.

It has made more and more women sex workers than anything else out there.

Because they like the attention they get…

Just more and more naked.

I’ve bugged Phoebe to let me film her sex tape or release her sex tape..

She refuses…

But we can all watch her panties being pulled on her big ass…and it’s a good time…a great time…a legendary hero to us all.

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2019

10

Apr

Phoebe Price Tits and Dog Shit of the Day

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Phoebe Price picking up dog shit, may tap into your big titties on an old broad, just out there making a mockery of the paparazzi and tabloids, by convincing the paparazzi to take pics of her being silly and shameless for attention…a strategy she’s been doing for years and that works….each story published excites her….

I think what she’s done has been genius, like a social experiment, or like living art, but I don’t think she realizes just how important her social commentary in just living as Phoebe Price is on the grand scheme of the world…

The 5 minutes of fame, media manipulation, all that good stuff…..

Then there’s the whole Phoebe Price picking up dock shit, but not in a nice way, in a fucking vile, for the camera – cuz she likely finds it funny…like a troll…that makes us want to gag while looking at her big thirsty old broad tits…and the whole this is jus styled so weird, it’s gotta be a prank….so I have no choice but to buy into it and love it.

Phoebe Price is awesome. A genius. Seriously.

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2018

28

Nov

Phoebe Price is Amazing and Naked of the Day

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PHOEBE PRICE is an incredible creature sent from Tabloid heaven – and not just because she just DMed me this pic:

But that may have something to do with it…..you know I am a victim of the times man, and when I started this site I set out to have people send me nudes, I was on the “Send Nudes” kick before it was a thing and people were being reported to the IRS over it. I will not post my first post from November 2004 which instructs people to send me nudes…but it’s been 14 years of SEND NUDES and even if this isn’t quit a nude…it still speaks to my heart and is its own kind of Christmas Miracle to me…

That said, Phoebe Price has been trolling the tabloids and paparazzi for a long time, she’s had a lot of fun making it as an LA personality, some may call a weirdo, who has never really carried a show or movie of her own, but has benefitted from the need for content, getting published hundreds even thousands of times, for no real reason and that kind of trolling inspires….it’s like don’t take yourself too serious, make the system work for you, and let the press get to her head and convince you that you are in fact a famous person….even if no one really knows who you are….all the photos you’ve had taken tell a different narrative that you think of when you go to sleep at night…

What I am saying is that Phoebe Price is pretty fucking amazing.

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2018

03

Oct

Phoebe Price See Through Bodysuit of the Day

Phoebe Price Ass See Through Lace Bodysuit Black Thong

Is a day even a day without seeing Phoebe Price out in some silly outfit?

Are we even really living if we don’t get to see our friend and beacon of hope that all will be alright in this world…out there in her underwear / sheer outfit…

Whether she is roller skating, pumping gas, eating ice cream…I do not feel like I’ve really succeeded at my day, you know really accomplished all that I can possibly accomplish, which isn’t really much, I pretty much just sit all day and wait to die….without seeing some paparazzi manipulation by the master…

Some may say she’s an Old Timer, but I say, never too old to film a sex tape for me to watch and watch until I can’t watch no more…especially when you represent all that Phoebe Price represents…and I’m not sure what it is she represents, but it’s good, it’s funny, it mocks celebrity, it’s clever and she has a great time doing it, it’s like a troll, or a prank that’s become an actual thing…a meme before memes existed, an influencer before influencers…a legend for all of us to ask “who the fuck is Phoebe Price again?”….

That’s not the point…the point is…the outfit…man…don’t you do fashion bro.

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