Phoebe Price is a legend in these parts of the internet. We’re about as old as she is, basically dinosaurs in the fringe of pop culture and celebrity from an era long before the whole social media thing existed, back when you had to actually move to LA to get noticed, even if that meant dressing like a lunatic where actual celebs went because the paparazzi would capture her and put her out there as news.

She let her low level celebrity get to her head, believed she was actually a celebrity and now on social media continues her attempts at celebrity and it’s all in good fun…..good terrifying fun….

In today’s installment of the old legend, she’s wearing a bikini so jacked up her vagina, it’s almost offensive, while rockin’ a mesh outfit with her tits out, because less clothing is more when it comes to click bait.

She’s doing a KC Chiefs themed content piece, wearing red, with numbers drawn on her and a sign to show her support for the latest pop culture trend, the Taylor Swift Super Bowl in two weeks.

It’s creepy, terrifying even, it’s weird, insane, but it’s representative of the crazy world we live in of exhbitionism….and insanity and that is what makes this perfect and the reason this should be the most viral story today and not just because she’s got a gnarly cameltoe, or because she’s making out with her mom who has been dying the last decade, but that helps.

Point being, if it’s authentically disturbing in this world of try hards, it feels the way the internet is SUPPOSED to feel, so I appreciate Phoebe bringing some of that back!

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