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2020

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Mar

Aly Raisman Getting Fat for the Feeder Fetishists of the Day

Aly Raisman, the US Gymnast hero who was sexually assaulted by that Larry dude, and who should blame her parents and their Olympic dreams for allowing that to happen, is out here looking like a COVID Quarantine Meme….like:

You know eating all the fucking snacks bored and not active, as people start to experience the life I live daily for the last 15 years….

But the truth is it is probably her trauma from being finger banged by a team doctor while he was fixing a sprained ankle…that’s what she blames her lack of exercise and over-eating on.

I prefer stress starvers, the girls who stop eating when they are under DURESS… you know cuz they look better….

Luckily for her, the world loves fat chicks for marketing purposes, so she can ease up or give up on training, and let that muscle atrophy as her gunt grows…playing the whole “healed, feeling whole” nonsense…knowing a brand like American Eagle will still pay her too much money for her new found tits…that unfortunately came with a fat back and belly…

Pretty gross turn of events over here.

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2020

20

Mar

Halsey in Blackface of the Day

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IT IS NOT RACIST – HER DAD IS BLACK…

There was a time when this bitch whined about being half black with nappy hair and not getting the products she needs from the hotels she doesn’t pay for thanks to sucking the right DJ off at the club and getting a career because kids don’t need talent or even good product, it just needs to be catchy, a meme, clickbait…you know it…videogame culture…

Now this bitch is out here living that good life, while pretending she was a homeless drug addict, cuz it makes her poptart dick sucking, trying to be famous, celebrity bullshit life she now has cuz she’s a groupie mainstream lame as fuck pile of shit, seem like it has a better origin story.

Throw her in the trash where she belongs this week old kitchen garbage looking bitch.

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2020

20

Mar

Dua Lipa Takes a Bath of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some bullshit slut from Youtube who got her career because of youtube. You see Youtube caters to the PEDOs and perverts, I mean the internet as a whole caters to perverts, so all these dot com companies that pretend they aren’t porn sites, get a huge percentage of traffic from people looking to jack off. It’s the one consistent need humans have…not food, or shelter…but cumming…

What we know in this crisis is that jerking off has seen an unprecedented high…and while people are locked away, what the fuck else is there to do, and if you have no food, what the fuck else is there to do….

So thanks to that overall coding in our DNA, since we are all an experiment, Dua Lipa could put up videos of her being a young slut, millions of dudes jerked off to that content, and the record label was like “she matters, let’s get her a deal”….so here she is being a pop star, created by dudes jerking off to her and not a popstar created by talent leading to dudes jerking off to her…you see, there is a difference!!

She’s in the bath washing off her sin this Albanian new year season.

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2020

20

Mar

Bella Hadid Smoking of the Day

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Let’s all come together now, maybe virutally hold hands in a circle, like we are in some kind of sex cult, assuming you are all women, even though you aren’t, we gotta make due in these dark times….and pray…not because I am a religious man, but because I figure if we put the positive vibes out there, together…maybe, just maybe…the Kardashians, Hadids, throw in a Baldwin or two…Ellen, and a few other assholes who think they control pop culture…go into quarantine together….and DIE.

HERE SHE IS TOPLESS IN SELF QUARANTINE…she wrote a whole lot of bullshit about staying in and saving the world because she’s a daft rich cunt who doesn’t understand people need to eat.

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2020

19

Mar

Lottie Moss Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ half sister who went to space….

In the sense that they are the polar opposites from my perspective, kind of like how the Kardashian / Jenner’s position Kendall and Kylie as one being high fashion and one being hip hop car show cam girl….only in the Kardashian/Jenner case, both are equally trash that happen to be rich…that make us sick….while for the Moss’ they are both lovely in their own right…

They are more like the genetic sisters who have the same dad, but one was living the life of luxury as a model while the other one grew up in the projects, where she aspired to have the fame the sister had, or used the fame the sister had to get ahead, only getting ahead meant being a Glamour Model or being on a reality show, to live out that trashy existence off the fancy coattails of her sister who is old enough to be her mom.

I don’t really care to figure out the family dynamic of these people…

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2020

19

Mar

Dakota Fanning Self Isolation Sports Bra of the Day

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The nice thing about self isolation is that all these idiots, from creepy Dakota River, to the lowest level “influencer”…are bored, with their own thoughts, forced to deal with their personal traumas….by distracting themselves with all their friends that they still hang out with because “they can’t be contaminated, they are my friends”….or distracting themselves by facetiming all those people….and chatting on the phone…remaining the idiot who lacks any self-awareness they’ve always been….but luckily, as egotistical fucks, they can produce garbage content of them working out or whatever, because it’s sexy and healthy, even though all we want to see is insertion videos….STICK THINGS IN YOUR PUSSY DAKOTA…what the fuck is this lame workout shit.

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2020

19

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Celebs in Glasses of the Day

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People fucking love random bullshit top 10 lists that are totally not scientific based, but rather just a compilation of the 10 best celebs in glasses pics we could find in the 2-3 minutes it took us to find the 10 images in this post.

It’s clickbait motherfuckers, for the sake of you getting all mad in a “you forgot to mention” whatever the fuck your idea of a hot celeb in glasses pic is.

Who even has a glasses fetish anyway? Not me, I’m all for eye injuries when you cum in a bitch’s face…some fucking CONJUNCTIVITIS for you….at least that’s what I tell you it is…knowing very well that it’s OCULAR HERPES….sluts.

Alexis Ren

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2020

19

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Handstand of the Day

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This is Nicole Scherzinger demonstrating that the dick and balls I’ve assumed she’s had for a long fucking time, is either tucked the fuck in proper, taped to her motherfucking leg, or it’s an inny…a gash…a front bum…or is it front hole…I can’t keep up with what these trans are calling their genitals.

It’s true, the hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll can also be a woman, I mean she clearly identifies as a woman and her 40 year old ass is womanly enough. You know beggars can’t be choosers as the population dies off, maybe fucking the least dude-like dude, or the most dude-like chick will be our only option, since actual women and their weakness will all die.

Anything can happen, and if you’re going to fantasize about any bitch, it should be one who is sturdy and fit enough to do the heavy lifting for your weak computer ass…..

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2020

19

Mar

Kate Moss on the Beach of the Day

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Kate Moss may be old as shit, but she’s also an iconic 90s slut who consistently had her skinny tits out, when not doing cocaine at parties and in video, where she basically got caught doing coke and was like whatever, in a time when that wasn’t the thing to do, even if everyone was doing coke, because people are a bunch of pussies…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that the best thing about Kate Moss is Pete Doherty, that dude was great and also what possibly gave her AIDS, making me think she was the first person cured of AIDS in the UK that I read about in the news, when you were all reading and protesting the Coronavirus.

I assume this was shot months ago, as these things are typically done, so no need to worry that her compromised immune system from all the good times of being Kate Moss will end in Corona death.

I know you can’t even see her full old lady tits, so what’s the fucking point, but to that I say, what is the point of anything….

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2020

18

Mar

Anti-Vaxxer Kristin Cavallari Ass in a Swimsuit of the Day

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That useless “LAGUNA BEACH” MTV cunt who married an athlete to continue her bratty rich kid life is mocking the CORONAVIRUS.

The known anti-vaxxer, becasue vaccines cause Autism or some shit, is here with her ass out on the beach, because why not produce some content around her ass she’s probably got injected with stemcells from her previous abortions to make her 35 year old mom ass seem more appealing as she dives into being an influencer with her bullshit instagram brand.

Fuck these people like you were a rich guy athlete she was trying to bait into financing her cunt life, where dude’s all dumb jock about it and like “you know that babe from Laguna Beach circa 2003, yeah man I have kids with her”….

I am not from America that loves its popculture more than life itself, that buy into all this shit. In Canada, we get all your bullshit content but watch it as observers knowing it is bullshit, while American’s believe the hype….and down their McDonalds and other nonsense, allowing garbage like Kristin Cavallari to not be working as a cocktail waitress out of work, but instead living in beach front homes.

It’s all your fault….oh and so is the Coronavirus…with your greedy, money hunger, profit jacking tactics of “make it in China”…

That said, MOM ASS IN A BATHING SUIT ON THE BEACH…