Dakota Fanning was a creepy fucking celebrity when she was first introduced to us. I remember seeing her as a child on the daytime talk shows or even the late night talk shows having conversations with the hosts as a child, but playing an adult, in a way that just made me feel uneasy.

This was long before I knew about the conspiracies of children in Hollywood, before movies about Human Trafficking, which I haven’t watched but that a lot of people watched, became mainstream. So I just thought she had creepy fucking parents with a dream that abused her in a way that turned her into this weird creature.

She was nominated for Oscars at 3 years old and shit, so clearly, we can expect her to be very fucking weird, very mentally fucked up at this stage in the game, which makes her armpit fetish content so much better, because you know she’d probably be more than happy to give you a “PIT JOB” since it’s likely the least weird thing she’s had done to her, or at the very least her being broken down leaving her empty and dead on the inside would just lay back and let it happen, maybe even giving you an Oscar worthy performance about how bad she loves it…

So here she is flashing armpits for the armpit fetishists she knows are out there…

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Dakota Fanning has creeped me out the entirety of her career, since she started as this creepy kid they would tour around the talk shows, it was a different era where you didn’t have to jerk off on social media to get noticed, which I guess worked out for Dakota Fanning, since she was just a little kid, so the whole touring the talk shows was still weird, but NOT that weird.

Anyway, the point of the fucking story is that she was creepy adult acting child, then she turned into an adult and the cuteness that probably excited the creepy producers casting her pretty much evaporated, like it did with Haley Joel Osment and she’s now fully troll looking at least in the top LEFT picture below….HOWEVER she’s in bra and weird panty-shorts and more excitingly, she’s running into the ocean with her ass out and it may not be an exciting ass, a great ass, but it’s an ass running into the ocean on some huge celebrity, who may not be as big a name as she was, but still a big name because of what she was….unfortunately, her ass isn’t quite as big…

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I don’t find Dakota Fanning very hot and it’s not even because she’s always creeped me out since she was a little girl touring the movies she was in back. The way they played her up to be this sophisticated adult and had her doing late night talk shows and shit, was just fucking weird…

I guess compared to other child stars she’s grown up alright, since she hasn’t killed herself yet.

I guess she’s still cute enough to continue, which doesn’t happen to all of them….just ask Hailey Joel Osment.

They say this is a sheer gown….I don’t see nips but maybe she’s got GHOSTIES.

Which isn’t the same as getting raped by a ghost….

It’s what they call pale nips….GHOSTIES…

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Woah, Dakota Fanning I can see your cunt….

This is ONLY a PUSSY SELFIE anywhere you dice it and I think she may have some panties on under this short, but I don’t give a fuck…I’m still staring.

I don’t know if this is a product of sibling rivalry, you know ELLE FANNING just ha her tits out for the first time in a sex scene from her series, because actors are sex workers but they just get paid better…but still have to fuck or simulate fuck…for the job…sibling rivalry because she WAS the star and without her sacrificing her childhood there would be no ELLE.

It could just be her tapping into the lessons she learned as a very successful child star – which based on the rumors around Hollywood, is not the best place for kids, because some of these rich fucks are pervert monsters…

It could just be the pressures of the world of sluts, clickbait, nudes get views…..I don’t know the motivation because I don’t know Dakota Fanning, if anything, she just creeped me out when she was that childstar and I’ve moved onto hr sister like the rest of us, but APPARENTLY SHE’S GOT GOOD TO GIVE.

CROTCH SHOT!!

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Dakota Fanning is not immune to the pressures of social media…and despite being a celebrity her enitre life, she still needs to post slutty selfies, sure it’s not THAT slutty, I mean I’ve been looking at girls pissing themselves on reddit for attention for the last hour, but for her level of celebrity, it’s a little slutty….or maybe the word is desperate or shameless, which I guess is also what slutty means….

It’s some LOOK at me situation…whether it’s properly executed or not…

Now, I love sluts and I am not hating on slutty content. I don’t think that sexualizing yourself is that big of a deal, especially in this era of perversion, where nothing is seen as shameless as slutty, it’s all fair game….

If anything I fucking celebrate slutty content by jerking off to their work…I mean a world where girls stopped posting slutty content would be a world you’d have to totally rework your life….know how to spend our days…..

I mean would we need to find hobbies, or creative outlets outside of jerking off to slutty content or would we need money making tasks, because the lack of slutty content under a slutty content ban would require needing money to get the slutty content, the contraband slutty content in the event all girls act like your wife when she cuts off the sex because she hates you….

We’re not there yet. We may never be there. Because sluts love being sluts….and I guess Dakota Fanning wants in on it on some level to stay relevant cuz she has to…

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Dakota Fanning used to creep me out, but I watched her in something recent, I think it was a western where she cut her tongue out, and I liked it…because when it comes to celebrities I am a flip flopper…if they creep me out on social media, or in interviews when they were child stars like this one was, I will forever be creeped out by them, until I see them in a movie I like…then I forget all that hate I had for them….

It’s simple, I am not emotionally invested in shitty celebrities and they can all redeem themselves from being shitty if they do good things….since our relationship with them is strictly one through their TV shows and movies, when you don’t pay attention to social media or interviews where they are pretending to be themselves, when you know they have no real identity…that’s part of being a puppet….who can morph into any character needed for a big payout…

Anyway, she’s showing a small amount of cleavage cuz she has small tits and I like small tits.

She’s also doing what I guess I’d call the RUNWAY, strap some LEDs to her thighs so we know where to land our faces kind of thing….I mean at least from an an artistic drawing of perspective, where if you were to draw a landscape of a road going into the horizon, it would probably look a little something like this spread legs, only her horizon is her vagina….a vagina you can’t see because it is in jeans…but a vagina that we can be 99 percent certain is there…unless she is trans and was raised a girl because girl child stars have more logevity…like Haley Joel Osment who had to become his “sister” to get work….and even then he struggles…or unless she’s a robot…which is possible….and robots generally don’t come stock with pussy, it’s an upsell…add-on item…

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You may think this is a Dakota Fanning fetish pic because she’s in a sports bra but sports bra’s aren’t hot in any context beyond sluts at the gym working out, not that you can go to the gym, but you get what I am saying…that activewear shit that shows off most of a pussy and almost an asshole needs an activewear top to go with the set…but the sports bra on its own, something we’ve known since High School, even in the 80s…is that they fucking destroy tits…and only really work on girls with MONSTER tits to spill out of the way you want them too.

So the FANNING sports bra is not the highlight of this pic, her armpit is, because it is an erogenous zone when you smell and lick it, but also the upper body/ TORSO’s vagina that you can fuck provided you don’t have a fat wife who has fat folds you can fuck…

I have known armpit fuckers, it’s a thing, so this one’s for you….a shaven celebrity armpit to cum to….like your weird fetish for armpits internded.

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Dakota Fanning always creeps me out because I remember when she was a child star exploited by her family, doing the late night talk shows and shit like that, all while being 7 years old acting like a 40 year old, and it was just weird…I never bothered getting over it…

So when I see her now, I just think of that weirdo child who was used to live out her parent’s hollywood dreams, selling her soul to the evil industry, and trading her childhood in for that fame…like a sacrifice for ELLE FANNING….

That said, when she’s posting pics of her hard nipples in a white tank top thing, I don’t mind her as much, because the fact is, she’s not that kid anymore…she’s the grown up version with a pile of baggage, and not just because she’s a celebrity and they don’t travel light, but because of all that went on as a kid, and those girls with all that trauma are typically the best in bed, before they lose to that trauma and die prematurely…but she’s not dead yet…just hard nippled…which is the way to be…even when you’re dead..because hard nipples are fun to stare at.

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Dakota Fanning still creeps me the fuck out.

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