Dakota Fanning always creeps me out because I remember when she was a child star exploited by her family, doing the late night talk shows and shit like that, all while being 7 years old acting like a 40 year old, and it was just weird…I never bothered getting over it…

So when I see her now, I just think of that weirdo child who was used to live out her parent’s hollywood dreams, selling her soul to the evil industry, and trading her childhood in for that fame…like a sacrifice for ELLE FANNING….

That said, when she’s posting pics of her hard nipples in a white tank top thing, I don’t mind her as much, because the fact is, she’s not that kid anymore…she’s the grown up version with a pile of baggage, and not just because she’s a celebrity and they don’t travel light, but because of all that went on as a kid, and those girls with all that trauma are typically the best in bed, before they lose to that trauma and die prematurely…but she’s not dead yet…just hard nippled…which is the way to be…even when you’re dead..because hard nipples are fun to stare at.

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