Dakota Fanning was a creepy fucking celebrity when she was first introduced to us. I remember seeing her as a child on the daytime talk shows or even the late night talk shows having conversations with the hosts as a child, but playing an adult, in a way that just made me feel uneasy.

This was long before I knew about the conspiracies of children in Hollywood, before movies about Human Trafficking, which I haven’t watched but that a lot of people watched, became mainstream. So I just thought she had creepy fucking parents with a dream that abused her in a way that turned her into this weird creature.

She was nominated for Oscars at 3 years old and shit, so clearly, we can expect her to be very fucking weird, very mentally fucked up at this stage in the game, which makes her armpit fetish content so much better, because you know she’d probably be more than happy to give you a “PIT JOB” since it’s likely the least weird thing she’s had done to her, or at the very least her being broken down leaving her empty and dead on the inside would just lay back and let it happen, maybe even giving you an Oscar worthy performance about how bad she loves it…

So here she is flashing armpits for the armpit fetishists she knows are out there…

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