I know we’ve gone over the sister fetish incessantly over the 17 years I’ve been writing this idiotic site, day in and day out….except on weekends…for 17 years….do you know how fucking long that is to be writing shit I don’t give a shit about for no real reason besides what must be a mental health issue…it’s gotta be crazy

But yeah, I’ve gone through the girl on girl being hotter when they are sisters, or the grass is greener when you’re fucking a girl with a sister, and you find the sister far more appealing so you try to have sex with her instead of the one you have only for it to backfire, even if you get to fuck the sister because they’ll always choose each other over you, and that riff you cause is just a speed bump in their sisterly lives, while for you it can be months of headaches because you have double the hate coming your way…all cuz you weren’t happy with one and needed the other….then there’s the whole sister porn, or twin fetish, where’s it’s not incest if they are genetically the same person…that’s just masturbation…you get what I am saying…sisters love playing up that they are sisters cuz they know that excites people…

I guess the professional Fannings, who are famous sisters, are speaking to that like they are at a producer’s house getting down for a casting, where Dakota who is less creepy as an adult actor than she was as a child actor is either birthing a statue for her sister, or being fucked by a statue by her sister, or just humpimg the statue with her sister and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird…but when you’re sold to an industry and raised in a bubble, being weird is what you’d expect…

I don’t get it, but I get why you’d jerk off to it, and that’s all there is to that…

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