Cara Delevingne Bikini of the Day

2021

Apr

Cara Delevingne has always been the overrated scenester lesbian rich kid that I felt didn’t deserve to be that trending hipster model. She was average looking, clearly an dick riding, without the dick cuz she’s a lesbian, but Michelle Rodriguez who was potentially her first public celebrity lover, could have a dick….

Seeing her in ads, campaigns, paparazzi pics, was like “this bitch is such a fucking scam on every level, I can’t believe she’s gamed the idiots, who are clearly easy to game, especially Americans, as long as you have a British Accent”….like James Cordon, how did that pudgy fuck happen…

But for whatever reason, maybe the bikini, or the fact that she’s fit, but she’s always been skinny, so that can’t be it….maybe it’s just knowing that Ashley Benson has dripped down her chin and not her tits…it’s probably the tits….are those new?

Don’t get me wrong, I still thinK Cara Delevingne is a fucking scam and doesn’t deserve any of the hype she ever had, I am not sold on her…I just think she looks better here than ever and I’ll acknowledge that…