Dakota Fanning used to creep me out, but I watched her in something recent, I think it was a western where she cut her tongue out, and I liked it…because when it comes to celebrities I am a flip flopper…if they creep me out on social media, or in interviews when they were child stars like this one was, I will forever be creeped out by them, until I see them in a movie I like…then I forget all that hate I had for them….

It’s simple, I am not emotionally invested in shitty celebrities and they can all redeem themselves from being shitty if they do good things….since our relationship with them is strictly one through their TV shows and movies, when you don’t pay attention to social media or interviews where they are pretending to be themselves, when you know they have no real identity…that’s part of being a puppet….who can morph into any character needed for a big payout…

Anyway, she’s showing a small amount of cleavage cuz she has small tits and I like small tits.

She’s also doing what I guess I’d call the RUNWAY, strap some LEDs to her thighs so we know where to land our faces kind of thing….I mean at least from an an artistic drawing of perspective, where if you were to draw a landscape of a road going into the horizon, it would probably look a little something like this spread legs, only her horizon is her vagina….a vagina you can’t see because it is in jeans…but a vagina that we can be 99 percent certain is there…unless she is trans and was raised a girl because girl child stars have more logevity…like Haley Joel Osment who had to become his “sister” to get work….and even then he struggles…or unless she’s a robot…which is possible….and robots generally don’t come stock with pussy, it’s an upsell…add-on item…

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