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2021

27

Sep

Dakota Fanning Bikini of the Day

Dakota Fanning Bikini

Dakota Fanning is not immune to the pressures of social media…and despite being a celebrity her enitre life, she still needs to post slutty selfies, sure it’s not THAT slutty, I mean I’ve been looking at girls pissing themselves on reddit for attention for the last hour, but for her level of celebrity, it’s a little slutty….or maybe the word is desperate or shameless, which I guess is also what slutty means….

It’s some LOOK at me situation…whether it’s properly executed or not…

Now, I love sluts and I am not hating on slutty content. I don’t think that sexualizing yourself is that big of a deal, especially in this era of perversion, where nothing is seen as shameless as slutty, it’s all fair game….

If anything I fucking celebrate slutty content by jerking off to their work…I mean a world where girls stopped posting slutty content would be a world you’d have to totally rework your life….know how to spend our days…..

I mean would we need to find hobbies, or creative outlets outside of jerking off to slutty content or would we need money making tasks, because the lack of slutty content under a slutty content ban would require needing money to get the slutty content, the contraband slutty content in the event all girls act like your wife when she cuts off the sex because she hates you….

We’re not there yet. We may never be there. Because sluts love being sluts….and I guess Dakota Fanning wants in on it on some level to stay relevant cuz she has to…

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