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2020

16

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Slutty Self Isolation Selfies of the Day

I don’t know when these Lohan pics are from, but according her her instagram, she’s working for home, and considering she doesn’t work, we can assume this is what she considers work, while in self isolation….

Take the slutty pics, remind us all that we love Lohan, even with the muppet face, the pale and gross freckled chest, the fake tits…..she’s still a fucking legend.

I never found Lohan hot, but I did choose her as my celebrity target when I started the site, Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton and it was decided that I go after Lohan….so by default…Lohan will forever be the spirit animal behind DrunkenStepfather.com even if we’re not friends, we don’t hang out, we aren’t in self-isolation together…taking saunas and shit….while she’s out in Dubai with extremely rich people financing her and possibly shitting on her….

So it’s nice to see she’s still doing good things….by slutting it up…because really that’s all any girl needs to do to generate some buzz….and get some money in

All those subscription sites are going to multiply while girls start losing part time jobs in retail, restaurants and bars….or in Lohan’s case….and Lohan is feeling the same hustle….

She’s looking good, and I expect her to win an Oscar in her lifetime…always rooting for this firecrotch. It’s almost my life work at this point…15 years in.

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2020

16

Mar

Jojo Touching Herself of the Day

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Jojo is out here in the biggest fucking pair of panties ever. It’s like she just got a sex change and she’s trying to not set off the stitches getting snagged on some sexier panties, only she probably hasn’t had a sex change, maybe it’s just her period or maybe she’s like Sarah Hyland and Selena Gomez, a child star who got her kidneys banged out of her while trying to get famous for their parents.

Who fucking knows, but basically all girls are strippers, they just have different names for being strippers, because they look down on strippers, because girls are typically cunts…who like to be better or convince themselves that they are better than the other cunts, yet they are all the fucking same…thank god for that…

But that doesn’t deal with the issue at hand what’s with this monster sized panties, girls wear shorts sluttier than this…fuck Jojo…figure it out….did she get a hysterectomy? I don’t get it.

It’s like so slutty, pulled back and ruined with a silly prop like massive grandpa underwear.

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2020

16

Mar

Rita Ora White Panties of the Day

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While the world collapses, so does Rita Ora’s marketing strategy of being fucking everywhere.

You probably don’t give a fuck about Rita Ora or the story of Rita Ora and I don’t even know why I know as much as I know about Rita Ora, but the only reason anyone knows who she is, is because she would go to every event and party after Rihanna had her kicked off the record label that signed her and brought her to America….

So in desperate measures, she fucked Rob Kardashian in hopes of getting some of that Kardashian clout and it has been a series of doing anything for attention.

Now that everyone is in self Isolation, she’s going to have to “LEVEL OUT THAT CURVE” but staying in, but luckily she’s hit that tipping point of critical mass, and she can keep showing off her curves for that audience that has no idea what she is or what she does, but that know she’s got great tits….and tits get hits, just not hit songs in Rita Ora’s case, but she’s working on it one slutty pic at a time!

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2020

16

Mar

Demi Lovato Bobbing Around of the Day

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The only thing I care about when it comes to Demi Lovato, is why the fuck didn’t the opiates take her out. So many people who aren’t celebrities are dying everyday from the shit, it’s almost as much of a threat to America as the Coronavirus….

I don’t know when this is from, or who her dealer with the blackface is, but that could just be her from her Israel trip burning off her pussy with the high salt levels of the dead sea, but maybe she likes that feeling, it’s the real religious pilgrimage she’s there for, as she heals from her bullshit entitled rich kid addiction.

Fuck Demi Lovato, and the tits she’s got floating….

Old news maybe, but it’s always nice to reference the archives, memories of times Demi Lovato could have and should have drowned. Just always evading death this fucker…

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2020

13

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Wants You to Take Her on Vacation of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens during her break-up came out strong when she knew her relationship was officially over.

Maybe ELVIS, the ex, who probably has Coronavirus from Tom Hanks, as they are filming in Australia, despite Elvis having never traveled outside of America, thanks to Colonial Parker, the man Tom Hanks is playing, being an illegal. Elvis facts, ya know.

Maybe Elvis, the ex, was officially fucking new pussy he was seeking when he left Hudgens to become Elvis, and that is why she came out strong.

Either way she did 3-4 weeks of ThirstyThursday, slutty content to get you all excited about her, to reclaim her sex appeal after being a sweatpant wearing girlfriend buried in familiarity….

But then she got lazy, bitches always get lazy, maybe she got dick, maybe her revenge is over, maybe she’s back with the ex, but the dust has fucking settled….so much that she’s posting hashtags like #notsothirstythursday

While posting insensitive statuses about travel…knowing she won’t actually go on a trip with you, and not just because of the coronavirus travel bans…

Will someone please take me and Darla away to somewhere warm and sunny??? This rain isn’t doing it for me #notsothirstythursday lol ya girl needs some new pics

Here she is doing some weird witch shit. Girl power.

Here she is dealing with the Coronavirus by not being in quarantine…

Either way, she’s looking hotter than ever and that is important because I am superficial.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

13

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Spread Legs of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is old and she’s also old news and really was never all that interesting in her time at the top of the Victoria’s Secret sex worker presented as an “Angel” despite being a promo model, like a care show model, only better paid.

She was hot, is still hot, but after her stint in getting pregnant two or three times in the course of 3 years, she lost a lot of the appeal she had, and I guess people realized they didn’t miss her when she was gone, they replaced her with hotter pussy, new pussy, like Elsa Hosk pussy.

She really never had a personality. So Candice in her retaliation or her quest to survive has decided to push her own brand, probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, her only real employer and she’s doing that with her bathing suit pulled up in her pussy, and it’s great….

She’s older, her tits flatter, I guess her implants removed, but she’s still doing that HO shit that the CEO of Limited Brands liked enough to fund EPSTEIN.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2020

13

Mar

Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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The best thing about Kaia Gerber is that you know that she was raised in such a fucked up household and that there is nothing normal about her.

There is a reason her brother is getting face tattoos and losing his fucking mind while pretending to be some kind of white boy rich kid gangster and that is because they are entitled little twats from Malibu with rich parents and a famous hot mom…

She was thrown into this model worried while underage, in what she probably thinks was her idea, her passions, but that her mom was like “let’s live out my life one more time by proxy via my hot daughter”…..narcissism is a weird thing…

The funniest thing about it is that anyone who uses her in anything is basically trying to make her out to be Cindy, her mom. She’s Cindy 2.0, and that won’t end too well for someone trying to find her own way. They always dress her 90s and it’s almost a novelty act, or even a freak show put her in an aquarium and dress her like her mom for the fans act. It will end bad.

So as she goes through life in the public eye at 18, after already being hyped up for at least 2-3 years, you know that her experience with modelling with be much differen than her moms, since the road has been paved for her, and since she’s an entitled cunt rich kid…

I just don’t think it will end well, but at least this rich kid isn’t a troll like the Hadids who have had all the hype in the fashion world until this point….but she’s still likely very shitty.

This is her small ass in leggings because she’s 18 and probably not allowed to eat.

Weird. Living that dream….even though she’s got a trust fund and can just live out being left the fuck alone off the internet and public eye….which sounds more fun to me but I am a hermit.

Here’s her face…

According to Vogue, that are paid to hype her up, here’s 5 things you didn’t know about her and probably don’t care to know about her:

1. she likes tattoos.
2.she finished high school online.
3. she can’t sing.
4. she is a self proclaimed 40 year old in a girl’s body. Sure.
5. she’s not afraid to borrow from boys..

THis is the kind of smut the media puts out there…what the fuck.

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2020

13

Mar

Sarah Hyland May Die of the Coronvirus of the Day

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I don’t know if Sarah Hyland has the Coronavirus yet, but she is apparently heading to the gym in these pics, which is the number one place the virus will likely live, thanks to all you sweaty and disgusting fucks tainting everything.

For those of you who don’t know, Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition she never talks about, but that I assume is AIDS from being passed around the industry as a child, but I could be wrong.

That genetic condition not only stunted her growth to make her a weird looking bitch, but also led to Kidney failure, which led to kidney transplant, which let to kidney rejection, which led to another kidney transplant, because when you’re rich getting Kidneys is easy I guess.

Anyway, if the body can’t handle a matched kidney, I doubt her immunity can handle the Coronvirus, so her being bold for her workout is just nuts…

So here’s a preemptive RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Sarah Hyland edition, cause of death…suicide…because going to the gym during Coronvirus outbreak when you have an immunity issue is fucking suicide.

Here watch her workout…

Here watch her leaving the gym….

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2020

12

Mar

Rita Ora Mirror Erotica of the Day

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I support Rita Ora and whatever it is she’s doing with her big tits, in all the things she does with her big tits, because I always like when a girl doesn’t take a hint and keeps bringing the tits out in hopes that this time she’ll get that celebrity she’s looking for.

She has been a bottom feeding scum sucking and by scum I mean cum of dudes who could help her get ahead, since before she jumped over here from the UK to take on America with a big record deal in hand, before Rihanna personally had her record deal pulled, leaving her “relevant’ but in the weirdest way.

So she’s never had a real hit, but she’s been to every major event, you’d barely consider her a popstar or a singer, even though that’s how she became the influencer host.

Yet she’s at it again, dropping another song, and promoting it with her tits looking at her reflection. So introspective…I wonder what she’s saying to herself? Maybe that this is the shot, or that this is the last shot, or “fuck you have great tits” because that is what I’d be saying if I was her, it is what I am saying and I am not her…

She does give me the vibe of being the kind of girl who masturbates in front of the mirror, there are a lot of girls like that, turned on by themselves….and I guess in ways this is masturbatory too…since it’s all in efforts to get you to listen to her new shit song.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

12

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Hot and Crying of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is showing off how talented she is as an actor by forcing a cry, the sign of a good actor, at least according to the rules of acting, if you can’t force a cry you ain’t shit and will never make it in this industry kid….which is hilarious if you think about it…the industry puts so much importance on crying on demand, yet homeless people and other crazy people who cry on demand, like your ex gf, are seen as people you need to institutionalie….

So here’s Sydney Sweeney showing you that she’s got it locked down…that’s why she’s on the rise as an it girl the WEINSTEINS of the industry have packaged and are now delivering as her tits impress all of us on her HBO show….but it didn’t happen overnight, it was all designed and crafted and now it’s here.

I know that you don’t care about any of that, you just like to tears. It reminds you of forced or accidental anal porn you’re into, or maybe you pretend your the photographer degrading her until she cries, either way, weird way to present tits that are trending thanks to the industry deciding this lady gaga faced bitch is next next big titty thing….not that she has Lady Gaga face, but for someone who has facial recognition, she does.

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