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2020

13

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Wants You to Take Her on Vacation of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens during her break-up came out strong when she knew her relationship was officially over.

Maybe ELVIS, the ex, who probably has Coronavirus from Tom Hanks, as they are filming in Australia, despite Elvis having never traveled outside of America, thanks to Colonial Parker, the man Tom Hanks is playing, being an illegal. Elvis facts, ya know.

Maybe Elvis, the ex, was officially fucking new pussy he was seeking when he left Hudgens to become Elvis, and that is why she came out strong.

Either way she did 3-4 weeks of ThirstyThursday, slutty content to get you all excited about her, to reclaim her sex appeal after being a sweatpant wearing girlfriend buried in familiarity….

But then she got lazy, bitches always get lazy, maybe she got dick, maybe her revenge is over, maybe she’s back with the ex, but the dust has fucking settled….so much that she’s posting hashtags like #notsothirstythursday

While posting insensitive statuses about travel…knowing she won’t actually go on a trip with you, and not just because of the coronavirus travel bans…

Will someone please take me and Darla away to somewhere warm and sunny??? This rain isn’t doing it for me #notsothirstythursday lol ya girl needs some new pics

Here she is doing some weird witch shit. Girl power.

Here she is dealing with the Coronavirus by not being in quarantine…

Either way, she’s looking hotter than ever and that is important because I am superficial.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

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