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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants…

Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me.

I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist.

I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce…

But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever.

I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened.

You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful….


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Candice Swanepoel is Pretty Much Always Pregnant of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….

So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares…

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Candice Swanepoel is Pregnant – But this is her Not Pregnant of the Day

Candice Swanepoel booty in a black swimsuit

Candice Swanepoel is at some ready to drop for the second time in 24 months, making her pregnant the better part of the last 24 months, because I guess it was easier than having dude pull out, you know when family planning, you gotta take what the good lord gives you, assuming she’s a religious woman, as she must be being a white from South Africa…those prospector types with their farms and slaves always seem to be people of god…but then again she’s a half naked, exhibitionist who gets paid by an evil underwear brand to get half naked, even while pregnant because they are sick fucking people, all because she’s hot…so maybe that god thing doesn’t matter, and the babies, as many babies as an Orthodox Jewish family a the discount shop, or the weird mormons with 100 kids, or even a 1870s pre-birth control family in the old country…or in the midwest getting started on their AMERICAN dream that this SOUTH AFRICAN has successfully achieved…maybe it’s just narcissism…

What I am getting at is all this pregnancy is gross, all her breeding in this overpopulated world is presumptuous and obnoxious really, but luckily she knows better than to post more pics of her pregnancy to focus on her being not pregnant, because if we don’t need to see the pregnancy, it’s like it didn’t happen when she makes her comeback to the panty catalog….

Not fascinating enough, that’s for sure.

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Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Gets her Pregnant Belly Rubbed up on By Fellow Model

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for…

She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids..

I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it…

It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though…

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Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pussy Grab of the Day

Candice Swanepoel grabs her pussy with hard nipples in white pants and a t shirt

Overrated, Overhyped, Over Marketed, Candice Swanepoel…is on vacation, because her life isn’t already a fucking vacation thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her hype man all these years, investing money into her and making her pretty fucking famous – and rich in the process…thanks to her hot body…and face..she’s a babe…

But still overhyped and over marketed, considering she virtually does nothing….except maybe get pregnant…

This series of photos is called braless as a protest to her bra company owners, up on some South African Slave of the modern era, cuz she’s not black, airport airplane boarding, hard nipple, white pant pussy grab….an inconvenient name, but pretty much exactly what’s going on in here.

I like that her husband / baby daddy / makes her carry her own bags..itchy puss.


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Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch…

SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied.


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Candice Swanepoel Mom Titties of the Day

Candice Swanepoel the mom has taken her career since having the kid to a more pornographic place…I guess she found her femininity while shitting out her baby…or maybe she’s trying to find her sex appeal she once had after shitting out her baby….or maybe the racier these bitches go, the more personality they have, the more they get followed, the more money they get paid, we’re in the titty model era and she’s a model with titties who has been so uneventful her adult life, that she’s now stepping up and stopping the yard…or maybe she’s just horny from her pussy not recovering yet and her not being able to fuck…or her gay baby daddy not wanting to fuck her because vagina – ewww…

WHO KNOWS…but her mom tits are big and all over the motherfucing place and I dig it.

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