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2018

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Gets her Pregnant Belly Rubbed up on By Fellow Model

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for…

She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids..

I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it…

It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though…

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2017

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pussy Grab of the Day

Candice Swanepoel grabs her pussy with hard nipples in white pants and a t shirt

Overrated, Overhyped, Over Marketed, Candice Swanepoel…is on vacation, because her life isn’t already a fucking vacation thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her hype man all these years, investing money into her and making her pretty fucking famous – and rich in the process…thanks to her hot body…and face..she’s a babe…

But still overhyped and over marketed, considering she virtually does nothing….except maybe get pregnant…

This series of photos is called braless as a protest to her bra company owners, up on some South African Slave of the modern era, cuz she’s not black, airport airplane boarding, hard nipple, white pant pussy grab….an inconvenient name, but pretty much exactly what’s going on in here.

I like that her husband / baby daddy / makes her carry her own bags..itchy puss.

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2017

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch…

SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied.

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2017

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Mom Titties of the Day

Candice Swanepoel the mom has taken her career since having the kid to a more pornographic place…I guess she found her femininity while shitting out her baby…or maybe she’s trying to find her sex appeal she once had after shitting out her baby….or maybe the racier these bitches go, the more personality they have, the more they get followed, the more money they get paid, we’re in the titty model era and she’s a model with titties who has been so uneventful her adult life, that she’s now stepping up and stopping the yard…or maybe she’s just horny from her pussy not recovering yet and her not being able to fuck…or her gay baby daddy not wanting to fuck her because vagina – ewww…

WHO KNOWS…but her mom tits are big and all over the motherfucing place and I dig it.

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2017

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers..

I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks.

What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way…

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2014

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret “Forgot” to Airbush Candice’s Nipple of the Day

People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it.

I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples.

They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her…

Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing…

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2014

14

May

Candice Swanepoel Picture of the Day

Some photographer or creative director posted this picture of Candice Swanepeol…and I liked it because despite being owned by a huge evil exploitative brand…Candice Swanepoel still has a rocking’ body…and to jude a slave by their slave owner, would be unfair, because the slave is just doing what they were bought to do…and luckily in Candice’s case, that involves THONGS!

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2011

06

May

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models.

It’s like they just cropped this bitch’s face on Tyra and Heidi Klum and the other pile of bitches who turned Victoria’s Secret into a household catalog, that made them billions while wive’s tried to get good cleavage at a good price via mail order while giving husbands something to aid their secret masturbation in the garage….

There’s so much they could do….to get with the times…even if the hottest pussy still sells product…and never really gets boring…it’s still majorly lacking….step it up.

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