Candice Swanpeole may be old as shit at this point in time, you can tell by her leathery neck, which as most women know is the first thing to go when they slowly rot….but lucky for Candice, her strong South African colonialist genetics make her hardy to the elements, you know, no dying of scurvy or getting eaten by wild HIV VIRUSES or LIONS up in here, her people are too smart for that, if anything, they set up a farm and “employed” the local to work it so that she could parade around the world like some kind of high paid hooker in panties for a mall brand…..BIG UNDERWEAR we call it, which isn’t quite the same ring as BIG TECH, because, well, no one wants big UNDERWEAR….except maybe my wife, so that it doesn’t cut off her obese leg circulation….

Point of the story, Swinepole’s still looking hot enough for me, her little model tits almost exposed, because you’re never too old for high class, high paid whoring, so long as someone’s willing to pay that day rate…

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Candice Swanepoel may be that old school model look, with the long legs, skinny body, now smaller tits thanks to getting the poison fake tits pulled out of her, that I assume she had, because all these models have tiny breast implants, at least that was what I was told by someone who knows nothing about this sort of thing, besides jerking off to VS catalogs as a fetish, but it made sense to me….

The South African babe is still doing the bikini thing, now for her own bikini collection probably owned by the same people who employed her for 20 years, and despite being a mom of more than one kid, being old as shit, she’s still managed to maintain her look, and unfortunately she’s too high end, too luxurious to be selling butt hole pics like everyone else, she’s not there yet and maybe too rich to ever get there, but that’s not stopping all these other girls from pulling in upwards of 1 million dollars a month off shit like OnlyFans, so we can only hope her morals and values that I am sure have been questioned along the way, will get overpowered by the temptation of selling butthole pics because when I look at this bikini selfie, all I’m thinking is “I wonder what her butthole looks like”…a bikini selfie, just doesn’t cut it.

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Candice Swanepoel may still be one of the most boring models to come out of Victoria’s Secret, but I always viewed that as her being secure in herself and just happy making those millions a year from the brand, that there was no need to go above and beyond, get involved in attention generating drama, or trying to prove herself like Eugenics Girl Heidi Klum who needs to have her hand in everything, including herself, because her vagina from all those kids and a SEAL is probably quite destroyed…but I guess we’ll never know and I guess when your dick is small enough, and it is, all vaginas seem destoyed because you don’t connect with the walls for that coveted underrated FRICTION people talk about but that WE will never know.

She’s been hot, she’s still hot, even in her 30s, without her implants, after having a kid.

It could be post production optical illusions, but I’m fine with that and you should be too. The South African Farmer’s daughter who you know has slave ownership in her family history still has those model legs and I’m into it.

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Candice Swanelpoel is the hot South African Variant and HIV Probable because she’s from South Africa and I guess South Africa is the hub of good things like HIV and shitty variants….maybe they should investigate that…..but in the meantime both have caused mass hysteria amongst the fully vaccinated middle of the road, not very intelligent, dopey BOZO fucking hypochondriacs who for some reason like the easy solution to health, like popping a pill, instead of choosing the more practical and fulfilling version of health, like eating well, working out, getting rid on unnecessary fat cells, and strengthening muscle and bones…leading to a better quality of life across the board….instead of needing a country or worldwide excuse to sit on the ass watching bullshit TV you’d be watching regardless of COVID…because you hate yourself, you hate LIVING, you hate LIFE…because the SYSTEM did this to you….

So yeah, recently enough EXPLANTED (that’s when a bitch pulls out her fake model sized implant) Candice, now independent bikini modeling for her own brand, none of that human trafficking sponsored brands, and in doing that she’s basically showing you her bare ass because she can….it’s “Business as Usual”….like she’s a street whore, but on beaches with high budgets, rich people, in luxury…not digging through trash for cans when not sucking dick for 5 dollars thanks to not being tech savvy enough to get online for the whoring…

Either way, this is a fuck you to all you people in Lockdown around the world, but at last it’s got full ass in it…which is a better fuck you than COPS telling you to get back into your house because it’s 10 pm, which is what happens in these parts Cowboy.

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I believe that Candice Swanepoel’s removed her small implants because she’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret girl under contract, even though her entire existence is based on that Victoria’s Secret brand, we don’t even know if her origin Desmund Tutu story is real, we just know that’s what they tell us and we don’t dig into it, when really it would be more cost effective to genetically modify her / make her in a lab and raise her in boarding schools, family-less and empty….but I guess the fact that she’s had kids means she’s not a clone…as clones can’t breed according to all my clone research…

Anyway, tits with or without small implants are still tits and Swanepoel despite being old is still hot…MAYBE it has something to do with that whole GMO transhuman experiments that I like to think created her and that will be implemented around the world so that we no longer have uglies.

You see, people like to hate on the transhuman agenda, but think of the hot non-human fem bot pussy from the labs…

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I am sure that Candice Swanepeople is jacked up with face injections as all these girls trying to stay fit and hot into their 40s do, but she’s also not THAT old, still skinny, and since she’s retired from Victoria’s Secret, doing her own thing, it doesn’t take mean she’s too old to jerk off to…or too old to get naked…even if she’s had two kids…if anything her having two kids was just a fuck you to her fans that are her age or older, in a “look how I look after I squeeze out a couple of kids, while you look like shit”…it’s the equivalent of when a rich dude shows off his money, you know since hotness is a currency….just ask any model human trafficked.

Swanpeople, the best kind of people, yes I am calling her Swan People instead of Swanpoel because of autocorrect and because I like it better…is our own kind of SOUTH AFRICAN variant that came out conveniently a day after they reported COVID isn’t an issue in Africa despite being 6% vaccinated….

CAN’T HAVE THAT INFO OUT THERE….

People in South Africa are like “why are you alienating against us, is it because we are the most racist country in the world, with our apartheid”….because as travel bans happen, they’re like “we have 9 people in hospital or less and no one is really that sick, this MORONIC variant is actually mild as shit….because ALL variants get less and less intense…and if they get worse, it’s because a new version of the virus has been released or sprayed on you…

It’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is that Candice with her giant LEAVEs looks fucking great….evn with her breast implants removed because I hate breast implants.

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It’s Candice Swanepoel motherfuckers…and she’s got her new smaller tits out in some wet nightgown because she produces erotica disguised as luxurious fashion nudie art…something I’ve been into for as long as I can remember, not because I am fancy, I’m a degenerate who lives in the equivalent of a dumpster, but because fashion was posting tits in magazines that people thought you were a faggot when you bought them, so no one knew what you were up to….STEALTH TITTY mags….

Speaking of Faggots, Candice Swanepoel is from South Africa where there was always a high AIDS rate, even though AIDS is no longer a death sentence, and all the AIDS denier conspiracies claim AIDS is just a product of medication they give people for the less lethal HIV…which doesn’t mean Swanepoel and her smaller, older, probably explanted implanted tits have AIDS, although statistically she may….it is just another reminder of your lord Foochi who was involved in the creation of the virus, it is patented, the control of the medications used to cure the virus, and made millions off the cure he ran with, that killed a bunch of gay dudes…YET NO ONE CARES…they’re lining up for another one of the FOOCHI shows….

I know this is about CANDICE…but…THIS SHIT IS TOO INSANE to ignore….I try not to rage on people about it.. so here are Candice’s older titties. being ARTSY…

Her ass isn’t bad too.

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Candice Swanepoel may be old, she may be tired, she may have had her tits removed after giving birth to at least two kids back to back, something we doubt her vagina has ever recovered from……but more importantly, she may be a racist, as South Africans are some of the worst colonizers in this woke era, where they gave all the native people AIDS, and stole all of their natural resources….while employing the locals as slaves….generational racism that I don’t full subscribe to in North America but definitely subscribe to when talking about South Africa and not just because the legless olympian shot his model wife…..but Candice is also a one trick pony…which would be unimpressive if her one trick wasn’t bikini modeling…

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I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…even though I’d make fun of her racist South African Farm owning roots….and her statistically high risk of HIV…you know BELIEVE THE SCIENCE….READ THE DATA….19 percent of the population over the age of 15 are HIV positive…scarier than your COVID bullshit…right…

So yeah, I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…she made me want to risk the shark infested waters, to get to a blood diamond mine and profess my love for her….

I don’t think she’s the hottest VS model anymore…life happens, things rot…even love…nothing is forever.

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer the perpetually pregnant Victoria’s Secret model, who pre-chronic pregnancy, was probably my favorite of the VS models of her generation, even though she was also the most boring, who needs personality when you got that Victoria’s Secret model body and credibility, if anything a personality would take away from that, and in hindsight it was such a great time when people of perceived importance didn’t produce social media clickbait for attention like a bunch of desperate fools trying to get famous….but times they are a fucking changing…..and it’s too bad…even the elite are lowering themselves to do influencer shit cuz instagram is where the eyeballs are and eyeballs mean money…

Anyway, the South African, family of colonialists, who is at high risk of HIV, which for some reason killed way more people than COVID but never banned gay sex…they just kept on fucking…dying to fuck…or fucking to die..who knows…but she’s got her tits cut out of her, since there’s no need for micro implants now that she’s doing her own brand..because she’s doing her own brand…and as any influencer with no experience in manufacturing products will tell you…you can get very fucking rich selling bikinis and other things on instagram…taking a bite out of that corporate monopoly and lining the pockets of underserving idiots….which Candice doesn’t identify as, not according to me, because Candice has 10 or more years of experience at this shit..if anyone deserves that IG brand money it’s her….and this is her campaign…and she’s looking good titless.

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