Candice Swanpeole may be old as shit at this point in time, you can tell by her leathery neck, which as most women know is the first thing to go when they slowly rot….but lucky for Candice, her strong South African colonialist genetics make her hardy to the elements, you know, no dying of scurvy or getting eaten by wild HIV VIRUSES or LIONS up in here, her people are too smart for that, if anything, they set up a farm and “employed” the local to work it so that she could parade around the world like some kind of high paid hooker in panties for a mall brand…..BIG UNDERWEAR we call it, which isn’t quite the same ring as BIG TECH, because, well, no one wants big UNDERWEAR….except maybe my wife, so that it doesn’t cut off her obese leg circulation….

Point of the story, Swinepole’s still looking hot enough for me, her little model tits almost exposed, because you’re never too old for high class, high paid whoring, so long as someone’s willing to pay that day rate…

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