Candice Swanepoel may be a retired Victoria’s Secret model, or maybe she was just replaced by Elsa Hosk when she went on back to back maternity leave from her modeling because of her need to breed…perverts.

She may seem older than she actually is, because she’s been famous for getting half naked for a very long fucking time at this point….but despite those things working against her, coupled with her implant removal, I guess they call explants, or maybe she just lost her tits trying to keep the rest of her skinny… you know mom body things…which is why you don’t have kids until you’re on your last EGG.

Anyway, she’s living in Miami, doing her own bikini line, and surprisingly doesn’t have a vagina that looks like it’s exploded all over the fucking place due to the having kids thing which I think is an accomplishment…

Either way, I am a big fan of white swimsuits when they are wet and her ass looks good. So Candice isn’t dead yet…she just doesn’t seem to have an asshole…which is too bad.

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In big news that no one gives a fuck about, Victoria’s Secret has used Candice Swanepoel again. I always laugh at Candice, you know when we meet up for a “tea” / while I jerk off to old pics of her, about how she will never live down the Victoria’s Secret collab. They basically created her and were her only client as a model for the majority of her career. She was basically owned by the brand, they’d lend her out sometimes but she’d never turn her back on them for the opportunity and stupid amount of money they paid her…..then she launched her own thing, after having 2 kids and being replaced by hotter blonde models…and I just assumed she was done with the brand, or that she was working with the brand in different ways…because I care so much about Swanepoel’s career choices…LOL…I don’t….I’m just like “Old Milf Show Us that Mom Pussy if You’re gonna Bother”….but I guess she’s crawled back to the TEET she’s been suckling on all these years, it’s comfortable…it’s safe…until they officially shut down and she’s put to rich lingerie model pasture…

Here she is in a Photo Shoot for a Magazine….

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Candice Swanepoel was at one point the hottest Victoria’s Secret had to offer, she had implants back then like all the VS models do, and they didn’t look like implants so I gave her a pass, since I normally hate implants….but she was always really fucking boring, and lacked ambition, she just got Victoria’s Secret and cruised until having a bunch of kids, allowing the much hotter Elsa Hosk to takeover her position with the brand.

I never realized why as the hottest VS had to offer in her prime, she didn’t go onto bigger or better things, instead she just rode the sex traffickers who pulled her out of her white privilege in South Africa, a known racist place that still runs slaves….probably on her farm….but I have no idea because I am not a journalist….

So now that she’s a mom of two in her 30s, doing basically what she’s always done for VS, but for her own brand….all BOTOXed up, implants removed, still hot, but not as hot, still boring, but MORE boring because of the whole aging process but at least she’s trying which is more than she’s ever done before…she just coasted like when you bed a hot chick who knows she’s hot and doesn’t fuck proper because she thinks she’s gifting you….bitches…

Here is her ass in shorts…

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Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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I am pretty sure I posed some Candice Swanepoel selfie video the other day and motherfuckers had the nerve to tell me, the EXPERT in celebrity tits, since all the other Celebrity Titty blogs have basically shut down, except for a few ghetto fucks…not that I know anything about celebrities, but I’ve fallen into this role.

ANYWAY, it was Candice Swanepoel, she did have small tits for the Victoria’s Secret sex working career she once had and probably still has in some capacity as a mom in her 30s….I am sure her own bikini line is an off-shoot from Victoria’s Secret, who are looking to survive these dark times, that were even darker times for the brand the last few months as young people thought the mall brand was shit, spent their money on instagram brands…..which fucked with their financing the Epstein, which I guess doesn’t matter since HE KILLED HIMSELF….lol.

The world is nuts, but not as nuts as when a Victoria’s Secret model who had tits, no longer has tits, reminding us that eveyrthing is a fucking lie.

My theory is that one of her kids, she’s had a few, sucked the tits off her…my other theory is she got her tits removed because having plastic in your tits, is like having plastic in the ocean, shit leads to bad things down the line and they made her money….

Meaning all these skinny models, usually have shitty implants…and I hate implants…so this is her without implants.

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