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2020

22

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Swimwear of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be a retired Victoria’s Secret model, or maybe she was just replaced by Elsa Hosk when she went on back to back maternity leave from her modeling because of her need to breed…perverts.

She may seem older than she actually is, because she’s been famous for getting half naked for a very long fucking time at this point….but despite those things working against her, coupled with her implant removal, I guess they call explants, or maybe she just lost her tits trying to keep the rest of her skinny… you know mom body things…which is why you don’t have kids until you’re on your last EGG.

Anyway, she’s living in Miami, doing her own bikini line, and surprisingly doesn’t have a vagina that looks like it’s exploded all over the fucking place due to the having kids thing which I think is an accomplishment…

Either way, I am a big fan of white swimsuits when they are wet and her ass looks good. So Candice isn’t dead yet…she just doesn’t seem to have an asshole…which is too bad.


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2020

23

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Holiday Panties of the Day

Candice Swanepoel VS Holiday

In big news that no one gives a fuck about, Victoria’s Secret has used Candice Swanepoel again. I always laugh at Candice, you know when we meet up for a “tea” / while I jerk off to old pics of her, about how she will never live down the Victoria’s Secret collab. They basically created her and were her only client as a model for the majority of her career. She was basically owned by the brand, they’d lend her out sometimes but she’d never turn her back on them for the opportunity and stupid amount of money they paid her…..then she launched her own thing, after having 2 kids and being replaced by hotter blonde models…and I just assumed she was done with the brand, or that she was working with the brand in different ways…because I care so much about Swanepoel’s career choices…LOL…I don’t….I’m just like “Old Milf Show Us that Mom Pussy if You’re gonna Bother”….but I guess she’s crawled back to the TEET she’s been suckling on all these years, it’s comfortable…it’s safe…until they officially shut down and she’s put to rich lingerie model pasture…

Candice Swanepoel VS Holiday

Here she is in a Photo Shoot for a Magazine….

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2020

15

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Shorts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at one point the hottest Victoria’s Secret had to offer, she had implants back then like all the VS models do, and they didn’t look like implants so I gave her a pass, since I normally hate implants….but she was always really fucking boring, and lacked ambition, she just got Victoria’s Secret and cruised until having a bunch of kids, allowing the much hotter Elsa Hosk to takeover her position with the brand.

I never realized why as the hottest VS had to offer in her prime, she didn’t go onto bigger or better things, instead she just rode the sex traffickers who pulled her out of her white privilege in South Africa, a known racist place that still runs slaves….probably on her farm….but I have no idea because I am not a journalist….

So now that she’s a mom of two in her 30s, doing basically what she’s always done for VS, but for her own brand….all BOTOXed up, implants removed, still hot, but not as hot, still boring, but MORE boring because of the whole aging process but at least she’s trying which is more than she’s ever done before…she just coasted like when you bed a hot chick who knows she’s hot and doesn’t fuck proper because she thinks she’s gifting you….bitches…

Here is her ass in shorts…

Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts

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2020

25

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Doggy Style of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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2020

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating on the Beach of the day

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami

I am pretty sure I posed some Candice Swanepoel selfie video the other day and motherfuckers had the nerve to tell me, the EXPERT in celebrity tits, since all the other Celebrity Titty blogs have basically shut down, except for a few ghetto fucks…not that I know anything about celebrities, but I’ve fallen into this role.

ANYWAY, it was Candice Swanepoel, she did have small tits for the Victoria’s Secret sex working career she once had and probably still has in some capacity as a mom in her 30s….I am sure her own bikini line is an off-shoot from Victoria’s Secret, who are looking to survive these dark times, that were even darker times for the brand the last few months as young people thought the mall brand was shit, spent their money on instagram brands…..which fucked with their financing the Epstein, which I guess doesn’t matter since HE KILLED HIMSELF….lol.

The world is nuts, but not as nuts as when a Victoria’s Secret model who had tits, no longer has tits, reminding us that eveyrthing is a fucking lie.

My theory is that one of her kids, she’s had a few, sucked the tits off her…my other theory is she got her tits removed because having plastic in your tits, is like having plastic in the ocean, shit leads to bad things down the line and they made her money….

Meaning all these skinny models, usually have shitty implants…and I hate implants…so this is her without implants.


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2020

13

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Spread Legs of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Spread Bikini 1

Candice Swanepoel is old and she’s also old news and really was never all that interesting in her time at the top of the Victoria’s Secret sex worker presented as an “Angel” despite being a promo model, like a care show model, only better paid.

She was hot, is still hot, but after her stint in getting pregnant two or three times in the course of 3 years, she lost a lot of the appeal she had, and I guess people realized they didn’t miss her when she was gone, they replaced her with hotter pussy, new pussy, like Elsa Hosk pussy.

She really never had a personality. So Candice in her retaliation or her quest to survive has decided to push her own brand, probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, her only real employer and she’s doing that with her bathing suit pulled up in her pussy, and it’s great….

She’s older, her tits flatter, I guess her implants removed, but she’s still doing that HO shit that the CEO of Limited Brands liked enough to fund EPSTEIN.

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2019

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Topless

Candice Swanepoel is looking good for some old washed up model that is barely 30….but who you think is 75 because she’s been around doing the same fucking thing for so fucking long it’s almost crazy..

A straight from South Africa, beat all odds of dying from AIDS in an era when AIDS was a death sentence, only to come to AMERICA to be the panty promo model that DREAMS are made of…still in her panties because it is all she knows…all she does…and still looks fucking good enough at it to keep it up.

Just because I find her old and boring and I seek the new and the hotter…doesn’t mean she’s not an ass worth staring at!


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2019

25

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Topless

Candice Swanepoel’s old BOTOX face looks nice and mangled as all these idiots try to extend their careers past 30…but you should see her pussy….it’s had two kids and dick to establish a career in the first place…for a brand that financed Jeff epstein….Victoria’s Secret.

She’s hardly done any other work with any other brand…

But she has taken these dramatic pics of her holding her tits to show off her lipstick in black and white cuz she’s got depth, just ignore the fact she was a promo model for a mainstream brand that manufactures in sweat shops that destroy the environment and economy….by doing all off shore…in a Make China Rich…

Trash..

Candice Swanepoel Topless

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2019

30

Aug

Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day

Candice Swanepoel See Through

Candice Swanepoel is showing you her panties through her dress….and maybe her tits too…I can’t tell cuz I don’t have that X-Ray nerd vision…I just assume the panties are part of the look, the empowered mom of two is pulling off, because if she was to go commando, that is without underwear, there would be a chance that we’d all see what having two kids actually does to a cunt…

I find Swanepoel so boring, from her repetitive photoshoots in her underwear for her evil Brand that created her, when they weren’t on vacation with Epstein, to her own line of bathing suits, to whatever this is…there’s no personality to her and now that she’s old…I prefer to focus my time looking at younger girls who are equally boring…..you know age isn’t a number, it’s a legit thing I all BEST BEFORE date…and every day that goes by, this one is is one day further from her (amazon) PRIME…

Candice Swanepoel See Through

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2019

27

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

Candice Swanepoel is so fucking boring….even when half naked. I don’t think it’s me hating on her for being perpetually pregnant and thus becoming a shell of who she once was, no one likes mom pussy as much as fresh pussy, it’s a fact.

I think it has more to do with her doing the same half naked bikini shit for over a fucking decade….that has inspired thousands if not millions of girls on social media to do the same bikini shit pictures…with the same poses…that when I see a bitch with her pursed lips looking over her shoulder half naked…i have no choice but to hate her.

TRUST ME… I get the simplistic marketing of half naked girls to get audience in. I have run this site on that model for the last 15 years…not that we are an EBAY or anything…or that we are a we even…it’s a shitty blog…I get it…but at one point in time 200,000 people a day were coming through to look at tits…they didn’t stick around so they clearly canceled me, or didn’t ready my beautiful prose…PROVING my fucking point…girls in bikinis doing anything is worth looking at..

I would just prefer if the bikinis were pulling some kind of stunt, or bring someting original to the mix.

Oh look, another bitch in a bikini posing like a fucking drag queen in the 90s….playing their best fashion model…oh and it’s Candice Swanepoel…who we saw at 19 looking god in a bikini, no need for her to now be in a bikini…the South African, racist by definition…is fucking old, tired, a mom, and sucks.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

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