I am pretty sure I posed some Candice Swanepoel selfie video the other day and motherfuckers had the nerve to tell me, the EXPERT in celebrity tits, since all the other Celebrity Titty blogs have basically shut down, except for a few ghetto fucks…not that I know anything about celebrities, but I’ve fallen into this role.

ANYWAY, it was Candice Swanepoel, she did have small tits for the Victoria’s Secret sex working career she once had and probably still has in some capacity as a mom in her 30s….I am sure her own bikini line is an off-shoot from Victoria’s Secret, who are looking to survive these dark times, that were even darker times for the brand the last few months as young people thought the mall brand was shit, spent their money on instagram brands…..which fucked with their financing the Epstein, which I guess doesn’t matter since HE KILLED HIMSELF….lol.

The world is nuts, but not as nuts as when a Victoria’s Secret model who had tits, no longer has tits, reminding us that eveyrthing is a fucking lie.

My theory is that one of her kids, she’s had a few, sucked the tits off her…my other theory is she got her tits removed because having plastic in your tits, is like having plastic in the ocean, shit leads to bad things down the line and they made her money….

Meaning all these skinny models, usually have shitty implants…and I hate implants…so this is her without implants.

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