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2017

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers..

I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks.

What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way…

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2014

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret “Forgot” to Airbush Candice’s Nipple of the Day

People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it.

I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples.

They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her…

Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing…

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2014

14

May

Candice Swanepoel Picture of the Day

Some photographer or creative director posted this picture of Candice Swanepeol…and I liked it because despite being owned by a huge evil exploitative brand…Candice Swanepoel still has a rocking’ body…and to jude a slave by their slave owner, would be unfair, because the slave is just doing what they were bought to do…and luckily in Candice’s case, that involves THONGS!

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2011

06

May

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models.

It’s like they just cropped this bitch’s face on Tyra and Heidi Klum and the other pile of bitches who turned Victoria’s Secret into a household catalog, that made them billions while wive’s tried to get good cleavage at a good price via mail order while giving husbands something to aid their secret masturbation in the garage….

There’s so much they could do….to get with the times…even if the hottest pussy still sells product…and never really gets boring…it’s still majorly lacking….step it up.

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