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2020

25

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Doggy Style of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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