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2022

04

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Candice Swanelpoel is the hot South African Variant and HIV Probable because she’s from South Africa and I guess South Africa is the hub of good things like HIV and shitty variants….maybe they should investigate that…..but in the meantime both have caused mass hysteria amongst the fully vaccinated middle of the road, not very intelligent, dopey BOZO fucking hypochondriacs who for some reason like the easy solution to health, like popping a pill, instead of choosing the more practical and fulfilling version of health, like eating well, working out, getting rid on unnecessary fat cells, and strengthening muscle and bones…leading to a better quality of life across the board….instead of needing a country or worldwide excuse to sit on the ass watching bullshit TV you’d be watching regardless of COVID…because you hate yourself, you hate LIVING, you hate LIFE…because the SYSTEM did this to you….

So yeah, recently enough EXPLANTED (that’s when a bitch pulls out her fake model sized implant) Candice, now independent bikini modeling for her own brand, none of that human trafficking sponsored brands, and in doing that she’s basically showing you her bare ass because she can….it’s “Business as Usual”….like she’s a street whore, but on beaches with high budgets, rich people, in luxury…not digging through trash for cans when not sucking dick for 5 dollars thanks to not being tech savvy enough to get online for the whoring…

Either way, this is a fuck you to all you people in Lockdown around the world, but at last it’s got full ass in it…which is a better fuck you than COPS telling you to get back into your house because it’s 10 pm, which is what happens in these parts Cowboy.

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