I am sure that Candice Swanepeople is jacked up with face injections as all these girls trying to stay fit and hot into their 40s do, but she’s also not THAT old, still skinny, and since she’s retired from Victoria’s Secret, doing her own thing, it doesn’t take mean she’s too old to jerk off to…or too old to get naked…even if she’s had two kids…if anything her having two kids was just a fuck you to her fans that are her age or older, in a “look how I look after I squeeze out a couple of kids, while you look like shit”…it’s the equivalent of when a rich dude shows off his money, you know since hotness is a currency….just ask any model human trafficked.

Swanpeople, the best kind of people, yes I am calling her Swan People instead of Swanpoel because of autocorrect and because I like it better…is our own kind of SOUTH AFRICAN variant that came out conveniently a day after they reported COVID isn’t an issue in Africa despite being 6% vaccinated….

CAN’T HAVE THAT INFO OUT THERE….

People in South Africa are like “why are you alienating against us, is it because we are the most racist country in the world, with our apartheid”….because as travel bans happen, they’re like “we have 9 people in hospital or less and no one is really that sick, this MORONIC variant is actually mild as shit….because ALL variants get less and less intense…and if they get worse, it’s because a new version of the virus has been released or sprayed on you…

It’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is that Candice with her giant LEAVEs looks fucking great….evn with her breast implants removed because I hate breast implants.

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