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2020

12

Mar

Sammi Hanratty Bikini of the Day

Sammi Hanratty’s bio on instagram is “The girl you hated on the show you love”….the show is Shameless, which I only support because they kicked off that Emmy Rossum Cunt…I watched season 1 because at the time I liked William H. but by the end of the season I was like “this is too over the top trying to be edgy that I hate it”…..coupled with “Fiona” as Emmy Rossum went by….I cut that shit off until this past season hoping the ratings would go up after cutting Rossum so that the show didn’t crawl back to bring her in. I wanted them to know that cutting EMMY was a good thing and that she wasn’t responsible for ANY views….so I got back in it.

That’s how committed I am to hating Emmy Rossum. I watch shows to spite her…but barely…and I don’t actually care….I can just stomach the show now that she’s gone.

ANWAYS….Sammi Hanratty was on the show, she’s weird looking, and she’s doing internet smut to get noticed, since she’s not on the show no mo.

She’s also a vegan…so that pussy smell nutty. Like the Professor.

Here she is working out

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2020

11

Mar

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I have no idea why I have always been a fan of Kate Bosworth, while not knowing anything Kate Bosworth has been in, but I am pretty sure she’s the only celebrity on this site I’ve praised and said nothing but good things about. It is probably because she’s skinny, and despite being old, which goes against the laws of nature, which state women age like shit, I still endorse her.

I have probably shat on substantially hotter women, at least on the internet, in blog posts no one reads….yet here I am thinking “Kate Bosworth looks great”…like some kind of fan boy…despite hating all celebs.

I think it has something to do with her career being pretty shit, never a huge star…which makes her more acceptable than the overrated celebs, while being hotter than them.

So Kate Bosworth in a bathing suit works for me.

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2020

11

Mar

Rita Ora – Still Busty, Still Self Promoting of the Day

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Rita Ora is out here promoting a new song, this time on TIKTOK because she’s already tried every thing else to go viral, and TikTok seems to be the place where songs go viral, so fingers crossed for her I guess.

I mean she’s been trying to get famous for her music for a long fucking time and was even signed to some serious labels, so you’d think she’d be a little closer to where she’s been trying to go, considering she’s at all the parties and in the industry, yet she just can’t break through.

Instead she posts her tits for clicks, she goes to events, she dates higher profile people than her, she hosts TV shows, she does spokesperson shit for random brands, she makes money…but no hits.

Where are the hits? With tits like this she should have tits cuz tits get hits. It is basic fucking math.

I will continue to support her in her quest….as she reaches for the top and keeps missing…cuz of them tits.

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2020

11

Mar

Jenna Dewan Breastfeeding for Instagram of the Day

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Jenna Dewan is on the Free the Nipple kick because no one gives a fuck about her now that she’s not married to a celebrity….

You know show your fake bullshit feminism of pulling your tit out to introduce your kid with your new guy…because breast feeding is natural, stop shaming breast feeding, something no dude has ever done….because we like tits. I know, hard to fucking grasp as a concept but we fucking love tits and you pulling out your tit, even for non-sexual things, despite I know moms get off breast feeding, is still pulling your fucking tit out….

Women, especially dancers who seduced celebrities, know how to use their tits in less obvious ways, while still getting what they want…just ask those Weinstein Accusers, who weren’t quite as successful in their attempt to use their tits to get what they want, but who are tapping themselves on the back in a “it was not in vain, we got that fucker who didn’t hire us how we wanted to be hired”….

Keep pulling that tit out for attention…because a nice pic of you and your baby wouldn’t have as much viral potential…all these sluts is slutty.

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2020

11

Mar

Chanel West Coast Nipple Tape of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is only interesting because she is proof that you can get on a hit MTV show as a secondary character, you can get some viral hits, you can get in the paparazzi, you can even get nude or half nude, or tape your nipples like some kind of goth, all for attention…and no one gives a fuck.

It’s like she’s had so much coverage that she exists in pop culture….yet she barely exists in pop culture….fuck people who put way less effort, have way less access, have way less coverage have done so much more than her.

It makes you wonder, or at least should make her wonder…”What’s wrong with me”…instead she keeps trying to be Iggy Azalea or Lady Gaga…or White Nicki Minaj….as no one notices.

Pretty sad. She could always try a sex tape.

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2020

11

Mar

Noah Cyrus Titty Flasher of the Day

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Noah Cyrus may be weird looking, but in her defense, who isn’t. If you look at any girl on instagram you’ll know that they are all jacked the fuck up at a young age, and filling their face up with bullshit is the norm.

When I was young, I am not too sure what was trendy, I never paid much attention and being a broke ass, I always had the bootleg version of anything that was on trend, and not to be on trend, but because it was all that we could barely afford. So my bootleg t-shirts weren’t because I liked them, it was because they were in some bargain basement bin.

ANYWAY….who cares about 40 fucking years ago….the point is that people may have dyed their hair, maybe get some piercings, some tattoos that was the extent of actual cosemetic procedures to fit in….while now bitches are turning themselves into these fucking muppets, thinking it is hot. Very weird.

But if you’re an ugly troll like Noah Cyrus, and the younger sister to someone famous, and the daughter of someone else who is famous, and who may also be her brother, because redneck shit….jacking up your face is hope that people will respond to you and possibly think there’s something appealing about you.

So while she stays cool in her sister, who could be her mother’s (you know redneck shit) shadow,, she’s doing it as “sluttily” as possible. No, Sluttily is not a word in the Oxford English dictionary, but it should be.

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2020

10

Mar

Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk definitely has that IG body, IG Face vibe going.

You know a little on the muppet side of things, big lips, big cheeks that could be injected with fillers, could be a filter on IG, could be some photoshop of herself to give this illusion, I mean there is no way Victoria’s Secret and their evil pervert army that helped finance Epstein didn’t photoshop every image we’ve seen of her when they were creating her, plus she’s old as shit, 30 or something, meaning she needs to fill that face up so people don’t realize how old she is….

BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE the fact that she’s still one of the hottest of the VS Angels who helped finance Epstein, one titty shoot at a time…..

The Swedish B-Ball playing whore…looks good in this selfie..even if all these bitches are being turned into photoshopped weirdo robots that all look the fucking same…

Some happen to be MUCH better at it than others…

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2020

10

Mar

Brie Larson in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is another scam out of Hollywood who might as well is a Weinstein girl and is probably a Weinstein girl, the kind who doesn’t bite the hand who feeds her, even if she’s clearly an opportunistic cunt.

She has been lingering in Hollywood for a fucking decade trying to get famous, trying variations of different concepts to get famous, before finally landing the right agent who got her the Oscar winning performance that wasn’t that great, but good for her, because she’s naturally ugly, so seeing her live as an Elizabeth Smart type – held captive in a shed type…was believable…

What isn’t believable is that this fuck her way to the top, quick to leave her boyfriend once she fucked her way to the top, is a “hot chick”…tits out or not, I see through her lies and it is LIES.

Go back to the basement, basement dad, this attempt at hot is lame no matter how many nerds are like “you’re so beautiful, I love you” in her IG comments.

Terrible fucking human.

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2020

10

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Old Tits of the Day

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I am still not convinced that Nicole Scherzinger is not a man. Until we see her cunt hole / uterus, I’m sticking to probably a man.. I get it, she’s got big tits, but if you’ve ever seen tranny porn and I know you have, so you’ll like this even more, you sick fuck….I know it is all you watch….

So you know that Tranny’s have this ability to grow out titties…plus they are obviously not scared of surgeries, as they cut off all their dicks, making the whole Nicole Scherzinger being a tranny possible….I mean the hard face, hard body, the fact that she does over the top stripper dances, when actual girls are trying to avoid anything “feminine”….

This pussycat doll thing is great now that they are all menopausal, provided Scherzinger is not a man, none of those pesky tampons and periods get in the way of being whores…the whore dream…and the reason some of the best tricks are malnourished crackheads…unhealthy and desperate for money…no longer getting periods to get in the way of a good trick.

Right?

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2020

10

Mar

Braless Miley Cyrus of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Miley Cyrus, I think it’s just a bigger storyline of what she represents, her place in the industry or in pop culture, and its impact on her dumb followers, more than her actual self, because I realize she looks like the cousin who may also be your brother you’d fuck in your family of 12’s one room cabin on your crop sharing farm.

Her looks is straight out of white trash methed out America….but it’s all a fucking lie, she’s some Hollywood rich kid, who got even more rich thanks to Disney, and who rebranded herself to tie into her perversions that I guess stem from being raised in a fucking bubble of celebrity, while having access to the internet. Bella Thorne followed her lead and I am sure it is in part due to the sexualization of themselves by the people who first hired them, while also feeling no consequences because they are rich kids, so if she puts her cunt on the internet, whatever, it’s not like she won’t get another job, she’s MILEY…and even if she was blacklisted, like the girl in ER who was shot by the cop thanks to CLOONEY.

ANYWAY…

Her nipples are in a beater, and the culture vulture brought the trend of getting naked online to the mainstream, and now every girl is naked online, so we have a lot to thank her for….

That said, she looks like she’s had a lot of abortions.

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