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2020

05

Mar

Maisie Williams Bikini Dance of the Day

Maisie Williams of Game of Thrones fame, who looks like she got cast in Games of Thrones because of her troll features is a prime example of marketing shaping the minds of perverts everywhere. I’ve never watched the show, but based on her paparazzi pics, I can tell she’s terrifying.

People are conditioned to believe what they are told, so if they are told this wonky faced bitch is hot, they accept it.

It is the same reason that Ashley Tisdale was packaged as hot, even though she’s not.

The general public have a hard time formulating opinions, they just go with the flow not knowing what they actually like or dislike.

I’ve told this story before, so I’ll keep it short, but when I was new to a school, an immigrant who barely spoke the language, from a fucked up background, the group of guys I ended up hanging with would always talk about this inbred looking bitch like she was the hottest thing ever, I couldn’t see past the fact that she looked like an inbred downs syndrome bitch, but would go along with it, because I thought there was something wrong with me for seeing a downs syndrome inbred bitch. I figured “this is the school dynamic, I’m new, go with it”…but I couldn’t convince myself of it, and realized, fuck these faggots who want to fuck inbred looking bitches, I’m happier being left the fuck alone.

So I guess the public, easy to convince public, don’t go to that next step. When they don’t find someone hot, but the world says they are hot, they go with the general consensus, because they think there’s something off about them not liking the bitch.

However, this Maisie Williams video teaches us that that no matter how ugly the girl is, they are better in bikinis as long as they aren’t fat. So it don’t matter how ugly they are if they are half naked and dancing….We basic.

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2020

04

Mar

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Working as a Mover in Short Shorts of the Day

Kristen Stewart is out her doing dyke shit in short shorts as she helps a friend move. We can only assume they’ll be knitting later tonight while talking about how much they hate dick….snacking on lesbian cookies and planning lesbian construction since they already own the flannel and construction boots…before doing some oil changes, changing some tires, unless they are the weird fat lesbians who can’t land a man so instead work as mammogram techs, librarians and gym teachers…

I don’t know what dykes do to be honest…they kind of don’t exist to me…when I see them they just sort of disappear…even lesbian porn fucking sucks.

But it is a good time to introduce you to the new R-PAT (who may have had his dick in her before she denounced dick) Batmobile:

Since you’re all a bunch of virgin losers into that batman, comic book movie shit…

I didn’t find Kristen Stewart, hot or interesting when she was at her peak…and I don’t find her hot now…but she exists and this is her existing…in shorts like she doesn’t fist Cara Delevigne’s herpes off the walls of her vagina….right up to her uterine lining…like she was an actual period…nothing more womanly than a period…nothing more lesbian than wanting to be a period.

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2020

04

Mar

Jessica Alba Pussy Print of the Day

Jessica Alba Pussy Print

Jessica Alba did a little dance in a onsey, for whate I assume is her TikTok, where she’s trying to be as relevant as possible in the dot com era, as she’s got products to sell and isn’t making movies to keep her celebrity up to date…even though it is the internet and you don’t lose your followers, if anything you gain more….based on nostalgia…which I think is a terrible thing because no one ever disappears…they always remain the level of relevant they were at their peak because people still see their bullshit…

Anyway, you can see her mom pussy, herpes cunt, whatever you want to call Jessica Alba pussy, maybe to some of you it is heavenly and a dream pussy, with all kinds of super powers and not the cesspool that it is.

If this was a decade ago, back when Jessica Alba was at her hottest, before she was one of the first celebs to launch an online brand and make those billions of internet money, all while pretending to be an executive, it’d be better.

But she’s still Jessica Alba…a bullshit person….and this is still an outfit hugging her pussy.

Jessica Alba Pussy Print

Jessica Alba LEggings

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2020

03

Mar

Christina Aguilera Demented Tits of the Day

Christina Aguilera Demented Tits

My only Christina Aguilera story is that I sided with her during the Britney and X-Tina wars, I just thought her petite body would outlast Britney’s clearly genetically predisposed to get fat body.

I even made a bet with a friend that in my lifetime, I would have sex with Christina Aguilera, it was more of a joke than anything, I didn’t actually believe it, but then one day it happened…and we had two kids and lived happily ever after in her mansion….where I continued the blog as a pervert in a basement apartment with a fat wife, because I did have a fat wife, it just happened that fat wife was X-tina….and the basement apartment was lounging by the pool..

Yes…this is me…

Obviously, that is not how thing panned out, but I didn’t think their careers would continue for as long as they have, 20 years later. Her singing always annoyed me…but the day she got fake tits for her tiny frame….I was like “all down hill from here…..I didn’t think that X-tina would eat her feelings, or fill her void from the trauma of being raised without a dad, after officially making it and securing herself. I did think she’d end up broke and working as a stripper somewhere, that you could hire her out for private parties, hence the whole making a bet that I would have sex with her….

Well, she’s still got the fake tits and they’ are doing some weirdness…and when it comes to tits…they can do whatever the hell they want, I’ll still stare.

Christina Aguilera Demented Tits

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2020

03

Mar

Charlotte Gainsbourg Broken Foot Fetish of the Day

Charlotte Gainsbourg Broken Foot Fetish

After the hype that Britney Spears and her BREAKING OF HER FOOT has got, all the other relatively irrelevant acts have decided to follow that pop star, mainstream trend setter’s lead, to “CAST THE FUCK UP” to cash in on the broken foot fetishists out there.

Charlotte Gainsbourg is the hipster icon, the daughter of French lounge singer Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, who the BIRKIN BAG was named after….at 48….which is basically Britney’s age…that osteoporosis so hot right now that BOTOX, FITNESS, and VANITY exists….just imagine what the old pussy pretending to be young can do….everything but get pregnant…yay.

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2020

02

Mar

Stella Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

The big news is that Vanessa Hudgens is at her hottest now that she’s been dumped by her boyfriend, who like many dudes on some opportunistic kick, lock in that girl who can launch them on some K-Fed shit, only to fuck off once they are launched and able to score other hotter and more important pussy….only to leave the girl broken and confused because she’s a celebrity and thus an ego, from her High School Musical throne…all rejected, lost and not happy with how things turned out seeing as she always gets what she wants…so she hits the REVENGE button and gets slutty because really Vanessa Hudgens hasn’t made nearly enough noise…and has so much to offer despite the occassional nude leak….

How about her sister though?

One more…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2020

02

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Titty Armpit Fetish of the Day

When I was in my 20s, I lived with a dude who was an interesting character. From licking a hooker after eating KFC, only for the hooker to say “what’s that smell” at one of our hooker parties, to fucking a homeless girl on her period without a condom, to going to a gay bar after being dumped to see if that was his true calling because women hated him and caused him pain to finding him in MDMA pits getting massaged by men at raves we’d go to together, to being into girls who wear boys super hero underwear..to the police being called because of whatever porn he was watching and the legless neighbor with a drug problem thinking a girl was being violated….good times…but one of the consistent things he’d talk about was fucking armpits. Whether it was with girls I’d bring around, or just casual conversations, he’d just try to get girls to let him fuck their armpits…so this one’s for you bud….

Ashley Benson, the Cara Delevigne Lesbian…with her armpit, that lives next to her fat lesbian tit, ready to be fucked…all shaved and begging for cock like all woman armpits do…if you’re an armpit fetishist too.

Here she is at fashion week about 40 pounds lighter because she’s not eating so much semen anymore, or MAYBE it is because of her hanging with a model gf who starves her, or maybe drugs.

Here she is in what could be a see through granny doily dress…

Big day for Benson – Comeback tour…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2020

02

Mar

Tessa Griener in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

TESSA GRIENER seems to be some Canadian model who moved to LA to be more successful than just another random Canadian model…It’s common practice for Canadians to move to the USA to launch their careers on a bigger scale in places like LA…to both avoid the cold and meet the real players…as Canada is some small town to the big city that is America..and LA is the community they all expect to be found…usually the rich kids…who can afford LA rents, where they hang out being LA degenerates with other rich kids, pretending to be launching careers.

I have never met this Tessa Griener, despite Canadians all knowing each other, we meet at the annual maple syrup party all Canadians attend….which is unfortunate because she’s hot….now she’s out here in the USA living that bikini dream.

Posted in:SFW|Tessa Griener

2020

02

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nippled Swimsuit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit

Who out there is in the mood for some wrecked celebrity rich kid, born to Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, seemingly set for life from the start, but clearly fell off course. Sure, she’s still financially set for life, I can’t imagine Alec giving all his money to his new family, and leaving her out of the will or trust fund, plus her mom’s an earner too, but despite popular belief, not all things are financial. Who gives a fuck about an account balance when you’re some mentally unstable, failed influencer / instagram model, who gets her 7 foot tall, 250 lbs, but luckily proportionate frame out half naked only for absolutely NO ONE to care.

Maybe she should look into some more Behind the Scenes work. Maybe use those film and TV connections to put herself to use. The bikini and bathing suit selfies are fine, but they aren’t going anywhere, and her next step is obviously following the other rich kid leads of getting some of those prison tats on her face, because rich people are unable to just live normal as rich people, they gotta try to go weird to feel like they have substance, value, are artists which is all so dumb. Just fucking be rich. Go on vacation every week. Stop wasting your damn time looking for validation to fill whatever void…and this one’s got a big void…Like granny always said, the bigger the girl the bigger the void.

Here she is drinking up like the good rehab graduate she is!

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2020

02

Mar

Battle of the Titty Top of the Day

As it turns out – the TITTY TOP is a new trend and all the young sluts of the internet are wearing it.

It today’s Battle of the TITTY top, we’ve got Jordyn Jones VS Charlotte Lawrence….

Two girls, two shirts that hammock a breast like it’s a fat white person at a Caribbean Resort drinking Pina Coladas, only not necessarily FAT enough….

I’d let you vote, but I know you don’t exist, so instead, I’ll just bring you the content.

Jordyn Jones
Jordyn Jones Peek a Boo

OR

Charlotte Lawrence


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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|Jordyn Jones|SFW