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2020

02

Mar

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna, is that she’s gone from being one of the biggest pop stars to being a panty model. Sure it’s for her own brand, but it’s kind of a weird career arc, but a weird career arc is pretty consistent to Rihanna.

As far as I’m concerned, the being taken from a Shanty in Barbados and brought to another country with all the proper work visas in place all while underage, and really all while she didn’t even have that much raw talent, there was once a video circulating of her singing in her High School and she fucking sucked…so hard…you’ never expect a record exec to invest in her and create her. It just doesn’t make sense.

I was told by someone I know in Barbados that she was a sex worker, but that’s all hearsay. An underage sex worker for the British Tourists…it makes sense to me.

Clearly she likes to pose in her underwear and clearly her underwear brand is making her a lot of money. So it is in part her exhibitionism, coupled with her love of money, building out the brand. Probably far more rewarding than going on another tour, singing and dancing for the fans like some kind of idiot, when she really doesn’t need to be doing any of that, she’s already got her pile of money.

I like her new found thickness, even if THICC at Thirty ain’t my thing.

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2020

02

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Dance of the Day

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I have facial recognition blindness, it is a real condition, and not just some asshole’s way of justifying not recognizing anyone. I see faces and they consistently look different to me, whether it’s immediate family, or people I know, I can’t recognize them for shit and I go “Oh so that is what you look like” every time I see them. It could be a retardation. It is definitely a disability in the sense of working as a celebrity blog loser…because all these fuckers look the same.

Then throw in some facial injections, so everyone looks like some clown faced sex doll, and then put some filters on top of that…so I’m just fucked.

I do not have vaginal blindness though, which means I can recognize a woman strictly based on her pussy. Between you and me, that’s a lie, but don’t tell every woman I get introduced who I explain this to, in efforts to see her pussy, cuz then she’ll think my disability that I am open and empowered by, is a tactic to see their cunts, when it’s really just a make the most out of all situations situation….

So I don’t even know if this is old lady Candice Swanepoel doing a dance to promote her bikini, but it’s someone doing a dance in a bikini on her social media feed. So logic makes me assume it is her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF Candice Swanepoel and her Small Tits Now that her Implants are Removed in a Bikini CLICK HERE

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2020

28

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens went as viral as you can go in this era of nothing going viral a few Thursdays ago when she introduced her “thirsty thursday” marketing program that involved posting up a slutty pic, under the assumption that the people know it was an intentional slutty pic, for the sole purpose of being praised for the slutty pic. You know cuz thirty girls do thirsty things for attention, but when you say your intention, it seems less desperate.

She’s recently single, we can give her a break, especially if this becomes a regular thing since shes looking hotter than ever.

I don’t know if this is part of Vanessa Hudgens finding new life now that she’s single or if this is part of her Thirsty project, but like all women who get dumped, they realize how lazy they were in relationships, and see what they did wrong, and that they didn’t fuck enough, or be hot enough, so what better way to get revenge or new dick, than to post up hot content in a “look I was always hot, I just was playing the old, familiar, boring, period pant wearing, lazy, whining, bratty…cunt girlfriend”….the shell of what dude signed up for when they first linked up and when she was probably into fucking all the time….standard relationship woes….where every break-up looks something like this…maybe it’s not on social media, but at the club, but girls who get dumped get slutty and start working out or stop eating to look hot…and are always at their hottest post break-up…so enjoy this while it lasts because soon enough, she’ll go back to her old girlfriend ways with a new dude…but for now…it’s recover, getting over dude, dealing with heartbreak via her pussy and what better way to do that than slutty enough shoots.

Good work Hudge.

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2020

28

Feb

Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Pelas is some Louisiana born set of monster tits that went viral on the internet thanks to early social media knowing what’s up.

I don’t know if her titty empowerment would go as far as it did if she was to launch her tits into the world as anything beyond just being massive tits.

It was a simpler time in 2014 when magazines and websites didn’t fear celebrating the big tits, they didn’t care if they were called misogynistic, or discriminatory, or that they reduced women down to their tits…they grew up on sex sells, on tits get hits, and posting pics of a bitch who is clearly only being posted cuz of her tits, and addressing that when posting the pics, instead of trying to polarize it into some other bullshit empowering narative….helped this one survive.

Oh those were good times, when Bros weren’t foodies in skimpy shorts talking craft cocktails and fashion choices….like the queers they always were…

All this to say, she’s still got the tits.

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2020

28

Feb

Topless Models for Fashion of the Day

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Models Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Joan Smalls & Sui He got together and took their tops off for this topless shot for fashion and it is about as exciting as you’d expect a bunch of old hags reconnecting 20 years after they were relevant for one of their glory days. It would be what a Charlie’s Angels redo would be if they were to bring out the original cast, including but not limited to digging up Anal Cancer Fawcett….the woman who taught us all that anal cancer was a thing….she was in Charlie’s Angel’s right.

Instead it’s Victoria’s Secret Angels coming together like they aren’t dead. BORING.

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2020

28

Feb

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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I support Rita Ora’s use of her tits in her marketing of herself, in her solidifying jobs for herself, maybe even record label deals….but more importantly…I support her tits in her everyday life…as they are her number one ally, her one true friend, her connected to her in ways nothing else will ever be, and my hope for her is that they never get cancer…because they just hang so full and lovely. It’s the kind of tit I want on all celebrities.

So whether Rita Ora is irrelevant, a bottom feeder, trying to climb the ranks of pop star but always missing the mark or not…

She will always be the proud owner of great tits and that’s a currency, or an accomplishment in and of itself…so bitch…keep them tits coming…

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Same Top Different Pants – Weird – Did she Shit Herself? You can lose control of your bowels if you get fucked up the ass enough – CLICK HERE

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2020

27

Feb

Kaia Gerber Feeling herself Up of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s little clone she created as a project during her retirement, that is much like Cindy Crawford in that she is doing the whole model thing, thanks in no part to Cindy Crawford being her mom, only unlike Cindy Crawford, the 1990s icon, this little brat is from today’s generation of raised on pornography, over sexualized perverts, who probably masturbate all fucking day to each other while playing videogames. The level of smut they produce on their phones EVERYDAY outweighs the amount of smut produced in the entire decade of the 1990s porn industry. It’s just the reality.

So unlike Cindy Crawford, this one is that “poor little rich girl” cliche, who doesn’t even realize what she’s had cuz she’s always had it, and she doesn’t really realize where it’s going because it doesn’t matter, the family is rich as fuck, she’s fine regardless, and in meantime she gets praise as she poses like an asshole at 18, an 18 year old asshole…if you will…that has been tainted by Pete Davidson if you will…just doing this for the praise….wanting to be told how hot she is…instead of going to fucking school to be a doctor or some shit.

I am not mad that Kaia Gerber exists, even if her last name is offensive sounding. I’m actually happy that an actual hot celebrity brat playing “model” hits the scene. Will she last, probably not, entitled people of her generation prefer chilling to actually going to work the runway, I can’t imagine her not fucking up, you know any kid with a stage parent has that breaking point, no matter who that stage parent is. Living out momma’s dream instead of just living off the trust fund. Makes no sense to me..if I was in her situation, and I’m not, my body was never of model caliber and I’d look silly in shiny bra tops despite my womanly fat man tits, but if I was in her situation, I’d be Van Wilder, in college getting wasted for 15 years. You have to be a real idiot to want to be working at fashion shows like some peasant trying to break into an industry her mom already owns. It’s really just silly.

TO SEE HER WALKING THE RUNWAY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2020

27

Feb

Rose Bertram Bikini of the Day

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Rose Bertram is some Belgian model who was signed at 13. Not creepy at all. Even better she did shoots for Agent Provocateur before she turned 18. Wholesome…but she’s not to blame for that, blame the industry of sex offenders who go under the radar until they hit Weinstein level and the story goes viral.

Even better, she has been dating the man she has a kid with when she was 17! Racy. He’s a soccer player who I guess plays for a Toronto Team, and who is her meal ticket, so if you’re in Toronto keep your eyes out for her, she could be lurking…

I think she got “famous” by doing Sports Illustrated, probably with the help of her baby daddy, the soccer player, which was before she had the kid. I remember her being Rookie of the Year or something before SI got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies in their magazine, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Bertram still doing half naked shit after giving birth, a move that is the equivalent of what SI did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.

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2020

27

Feb

Pussy Cat Doll Screw Up of the Day

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This is a Video of the Pussy Cat Dolls failing on stage because they are just a novelty stripper act that isn’t very good…

The Pussy Cat Dolls are back and they haven’t changed their name to Nicole Scherzinger’s and the girls who backed her up in her first attempt at fame, before going off on her own and actually becoming real fucking famous, only to go back to the girls for a reunion tour, because people like familiar things and this shit will sell out across the world, because they are the Pussycat Dolls.

The other girls must be pumped seeing as Nicole has 4.4 million followers, and the next in line Ashley Roberts has 500k, then the next has 150k and the last has 76k followers…so they’ll get an uptake in biz riding Nicole’s dick as they’ve done for so long…I mean these stripper show girls have polarized their slutty dancing into mainstream pop success.

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2020

27

Feb

Lili Reinhart Bra of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Becky on Riverdale, which is currently in its fourth season (unfortunately), and is signed up for a fifth season (unfortunately), because it is a terrible fucking show.

It started out strong in the first season, a murder in a small town, loosely based off of the Archie comics in that the characters were from the comic, just nothing like the comic, but when it got renewed, they went the weirdest fucking direction with it.

It is a show that is SO fucking bad that even Luke Perry died to avoid going back to it. Skeet Ulrich has also tapped out to do other shit…and it seems like the entire writing staff quit in Season two, but Becky is still there…and this is her in her bra showing off her big tits, that you can’t clearly make out, but that also come with a big gut,…as big tits tend to do.

The real life girlfriend of the recently killed off Cole Sprouse (Jughead on the show), who once posted up some wet t-shirt pics of her a while ago and that her legal team made me remove from the site…because despite having tits, she doesn’t like showing off them tits for free, but in the show she doesn’t mind some supportive underwire tit. I guess is there attempt to edgy, now that all the kids have turned to Euphoria for their teen dramas…

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