Rose Bertram Bikini of the Day

2020

Feb

Rose Bertram is some Belgian model who was signed at 13. Not creepy at all. Even better she did shoots for Agent Provocateur before she turned 18. Wholesome…but she’s not to blame for that, blame the industry of sex offenders who go under the radar until they hit Weinstein level and the story goes viral.

Even better, she has been dating the man she has a kid with when she was 17! Racy. He’s a soccer player who I guess plays for a Toronto Team, and who is her meal ticket, so if you’re in Toronto keep your eyes out for her, she could be lurking…

I think she got “famous” by doing Sports Illustrated, probably with the help of her baby daddy, the soccer player, which was before she had the kid. I remember her being Rookie of the Year or something before SI got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies in their magazine, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Bertram still doing half naked shit after giving birth, a move that is the equivalent of what SI did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.