Rose Bertram is some Belgian model who was signed at 13. Not creepy at all. Even better she did shoots for Agent Provocateur before she turned 18. Wholesome…but she’s not to blame for that, blame the industry of sex offenders who go under the radar until they hit Weinstein level and the story goes viral.

Even better, she has been dating the man she has a kid with when she was 17! Racy. He’s a soccer player who I guess plays for a Toronto Team, and who is her meal ticket, so if you’re in Toronto keep your eyes out for her, she could be lurking…

I think she got “famous” by doing Sports Illustrated, probably with the help of her baby daddy, the soccer player, which was before she had the kid. I remember her being Rookie of the Year or something before SI got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies in their magazine, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Bertram still doing half naked shit after giving birth, a move that is the equivalent of what SI did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.

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Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck…

I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty…

Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch

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Rose Bertram is a Sports Illustrated model – in her bikini in Dubai…possibly getting shit on by very rich Arab men in the timeless joke about instagram models heading over to Dubai on the private jet to give these rich dudes a taste of America…because it actually happens…so much so that if I was a model…I wouldn’t tag Dubai…just to try to pretend I’m not a fucking hooker on a free trip…or on a “job”…for some rich dude’s fake bikini company that involves being shit on by him and his friends….because we know they have the money…we know models love money and we know Rose Bertram and her big tits isn’t making that money in the legitimate way and a girl’s got needs…

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Fine, I’ll give Love Magazine one more free post – and I won’t even shit on them for delivering 30 useless videos, one for everyday in December, and possibly more, they could have started on Thanksgiving, I can’t be too sure, but I can be sure that it had no context, was just noise that featured popular girls on social media, who you could argue are “it girls”…but I feel we live in an era where there is no such thing as “it girls” as everything just sort of overlaps into one huge ball of feces…including but not limited to these videos..

I don’t give a fuck abotu Rose Bertram, she’s a busty ethnically ambiguous SI Swim model, I didn’t watch the video, but I am posting it, because that’s what mooching other people’s content is all about…so here’s to Mooching more in 2017…

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Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard that much from or that much of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim but I do remember thinking “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck”….but she never really went viral with the tits…and now, she may never go viral….because we are in a time of Ethnic cleansing in America…where while power are running your country and civil servants in West Virgina are referring to Michelle Obama as an Ape in Heels, because the Alt-Right websites who created the TRUMP campaign, and helped him win in the asshole parts of American, have weird Alt-Right fans and followers who think Trump’s outspoken win means they can be come out with their racist banter…it’s pretty fucking absurd…at least from a Canadian’s perspective- because when I see hot ethnic girls – in contrast to pig inbred fat white girls…I think ethnicity is the answer, the future, what my penis needs…because ultimately – white people are pretty fucking lame…

This is some bathing suit in snow shoot for GQ’s winter jacket editorial and I like it…

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Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustreated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck…

I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits…

She’s great – Esquire’s marketing / styling / using Esquire branded bathing suits in the worst shoot ever – isn’t great…they could have done anything, but chose this…weird.

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