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2022

19

Oct

Chanel West Coast’s Uterus Caught the Sperm of the Day

Chanel West Coast is not that interesting of a personality, unless you watched that Rob Dyrdek show on MTV that she was a tits and ass receptionist on. I did not watch that show, so I only know of her because she would consistently post sleazy pics of herself half naked for attention..

Well, as it turns out she’s a bunch of months pregnant and as an attention seeker, she’s not about to make the sperm trap go to waste, because she did one of those half naked black and white pregnancy shoots with the guy who I guess dumped his load up inside her and who will now be paying her for the next 18 years as these things happen.

I don’t get off to pregnant women, especially when they are half naked whoring, because I think the pregnancy, although the result of being a slutty cum loving pervert, is a great time to throw the slutty on the back burner to raise the kid, but luckily for you, these vapid instagram people see the kids as props and will exploit them as hard as they can, look, she’s already started.

But like all pregnant women I see in public, I give them the look of “I know where you take loads” look, so maybe I do have a ready drop pregnancy fetish, it is less demonic than having an abortion fetish.

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2022

21

Jun

Chanel West Coast Bikini Ass of the Day

Chanel Westcoast may not exist in the pop culture stream of mattering, I don’t even know if anyone knows who Chanel Westcoast is, because despite being a rapper no one listens to, she was on an MTV show that you’d think would put her at the top of the food chain since it was a popular show at the time, maybe it would make people want to fuck her or listen to her….just not enough people to really hit the top of the charts, but enough people to let her on their boat where she simulates sex with her bikini bottoms, like a good little sex worker….I mean if they aren’t simulating sex with their bathing suits, what’s the point of letting them on the boat….the best thing in all this is that despite her hood accent, a fake hood accent, she’s from the OC, but despite that hood accent…this boat could potentially be her father’s, not her sugar daddy’s but her actual fathers…you know another rich kid with a dream….but I don’t know her origin story or care, I’m here to watch her simulate sex with her bathing suit.

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2021

30

Jul

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

Chanel West Coast is some low level female rapper who not only mooches off “blackness” to get ahead…not that she’s really got ahead…but America as a whole is one giant suburban mind and in the suburbs the white kids speak like hip hop videos, it’s fake as fuck, but who cares. Even Drake tries to speak like a rapper, despite being a coddled rich kid from Canada….with no reason to speak like that except by pretending his Southern musician dad his mom Groupied in a night of being wild after a concert back in the early 80s….was a huge influence on him…but at least his dad is black…

Anyway, this Orange County girl, which is a county full of fucking racist rich white people pretends to be a hip hop star, when really she was just a bit character on an MTV show, and now she walks around with her ZOMBIE looking friend, like WHAT IS THAT THING….TITS OUT…BECAUSE THAT’S THE STYLE ….when you are CRYING for attention after 10 years of trying still haven’t paid off….instead of realizing you aint shit…they go the porno route….not that this is official porno…but it’s tits.

What a try hard loser…

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2021

09

Jun

Chanel West Coast Nipples of the Day

When you’re a secondary character on a hugely popular MTV show back when MTV was a thing cuz bitch is old….and that celebrity from being a secondary character on a hugely popular MTV show doesn’t really give you the glory you hoped for when you first signed on and thought “this will be great for my rap career”…only to discover that no one gives a shit…you are faced with a very complex decision on how to get people to care, to noticed, to listen, to subscribe…you know money needs to be made and relevance needs to be fought for….and the conclusion is always the same, it’s simple really…pull your motherfucking titties out…

This is Chanel West Coast, a rapper from a reality show no one cares about, in a sheer bra, cuz she’s got fucking tits and when all else fails, you gotta fall back on those tits, to get it done…I’m just not sure what “It” is….but it’s tits…

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2021

05

Apr

Chanel West Coast Still Trying of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is a story of resilience…..

She just keeps on keeping on as they say, you know keeps on trying different attempts at going viral, but for whatever reason, she just never officially hits the mainstream…

She was on MTV probably 10 years ago, you know back when MTV was still a popular place for people to watch TV, before turning 100 percent to the internet….and in those 10 years since the show she’s managed to maintain the fanbase she had from being on a TV show…and she’s tried to release rap music to those fans…but she’s never had any hits despite her fanbase…and that fanbase isn’t even that big considering she gets half naked on her feed consistently…so even the creepers there for her sleazy content aren’t helping her make hits, or get hits….but instead of quitting and going onto other things like becoming a real estate agent….she’s going more and more racy….squatting in thong racy…and STILL no one cares…it’s actually pretty sad….

But I always see the bright side of things, there will be a point where push becomes shove or whatever the expression is and she has to go HARDCORE to go VIRAL to get where she’s been trying to go…like this has all been a build up to that….and the less and successful her nude content is…the more nude she will get….so I’m here waiting until the self fisting videos….but for now…I’ll take this “keep on trying”….insanity….it’s actually pretty hot.


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2021

30

Mar

Chanel West Coast Bootyhole Woroutout of the Day

Chanel West Coast Fitness

Chanel West Coast is in the TikTok Leggings that have gone viral, I only know this because I source all my stepSMUT porn from young sluts of the internet who talk about the TikTok leggings before pulling them off and shoving a dildo up in themselves….fun era..

I don’t have my finger on the pulse of social media trends or fashion trends that are actually just a reminder of how much everyone is a follower fuck, but I know this one…

Anyway, Chanel Westcoast, some third tier character on a third tier reality show about Skaterboarder Rob Dyrdek has gone onto have a decade long rap career no one gives a fuck about, and she’s into posting the sluttiest of pics of herself, because like most girls, it’s the ONLY way the audience gives a fuck long enough to get them the views they crave…it’s a science..

I think this is a nice reminder that watching girls workout is fucking hot…even when the girl’s a giant who gives a fuck….if this doesn’t motivate you to jerk. off at some community ZUMBA class in the park when they start up those SOCIAL distance workouts…I don’t know what will…


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2021

19

Mar

Chanel West Coast Titty Grab of the Day

Chanel West Coast

Chanel West Coast is some MTV secondary character from back when MTV decided to say fuck it to music videos, people had YOUTUBE for that, but instead do shitty reality TV, and I guess it was popular enough for her to launch a rapping career or at least allow her to exist and live off the barely famous low level fame….which should remind you if you have the opportunity to do a reality show, it could change your fucking life and allow you to kick back and relax all day, everyday….because people are into that shit…

You know, so you have all the time in the world to grab your titties on social media to keep the fans happy so they don’t mass unfollow you, even though they never mass unfollow you, that social media follow is for life…and until INSTAGRAM disappears…we’re stuck with the current “high followed” people….because they are relevant..even when they aren’t…but at least they get slutty.

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2021

11

Feb

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

Chanel West Coast Nipple

Chanel West Coast is some MTV trash that I don’t think has pretended to be anything but trash, I mean unless you factor in that she speaks like a rapper despite being a white chick from Orange County…we call it black voice, which I guess isn’t racist when no one gives a fuck you exist, so they don’t notice you’re south central twang that she picked up watching rap videos from her suburban home…

Anyway, she’s apparently in Maxim because Maxim still exists and she pulled out her tits, a tit I’ve probably seen before but don’t remember because who gives a fuck about Chanel West Coast….NOT mANY PEOPLE…that is the answer…




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2020

04

Dec

Chanel West Coast Holiday Thong of the Day

Chanel West Coast Holiday

Chanel West Coast was on an MTV show because she was a local Orange County skater groupie who I am sure either cock teased Rob Dyrdek, or fucked Rob Dyrdek, but either way he put her on and she was able to launch a lame but successful enough rap career where she’s realized that only her LEWD content gets seen so she delivers….as so many others do..

This is some Xmas themed ass in a thong reminder that Christmas is awesome, even if you’re not into Christmas or some other ethnicity that doesn’t fuck with Jesus, or that you’ve turned your back on Christmas because it is cancelled….but yes, a reminder to all people that the Christmas spirit is more a marketing aesthetic that brings feelings of nostalgia, warm fuzzies, comfort and hope to our souls….and it’s also an amazing excuse or theme for these whores to dial into in their smut…

Chanel West Coast may be irrelevant but her ass looks great.

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2020

12

Nov

Chanel West Coast Patriotic Ass of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is standing in front of an American flag, luckily it’s not to pander to the whole election bullshit that I guess people are already bored of, or will soon be bored of, so that we can all go back to living like the fucking peasants that we are, because we actually have no control in anything to do with politics or governments or the economy, and really are just the worker ants getting fucked up the ass by the system, to caught up in our own day to day nonsense, distracted by things we don’t even care about, or need, to bother realizing that the whole fucking world is designed to keep us all down….even the “Good vs Evil” narrative that they have programmed into us is irrelevant, those at the top just do it to fuck with your heads…and distract you..

Anyway, Chanel West Coast is not shoving her political agenda down our throat….unlike every other celebrity puppet, if anything she’s from ORANGE COUNTY and a TRUMPER…so you know anyone not promoting Politics is a TRUMPER….while every other idiot crying, or running into the streets like Jennifer Lawrence to divert from the story you told that you were a republican your whole life…..so you know they got the future Kamala Harris president’s back…

She is in front of a flag for Veterans day and some self promotion, because you can support the soldiers who fought for your freedoms without a butt shot..

Here’s other smut the low level celeb is up to!

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