Chanel Westcoast is a 31 year old hag who sucked Rob Dyrdek’s skateboard dick to get on his MTV show that was a hit when MTV still mattered..

She’s got the look of a stripper with a shitty fake ass, because we live in an era of fake asses everywhere, all they do is suck that fat out of that stomach and repurpose it in places that need the fat….it’s pretty funny that a bitch is that insecure about herself or that lazy that she won’t bother doing some booty fitness and eat well to make a great ass from the ground up…it’s easier to pay 1000 dollars to some bargain basement orange county day spa..

She pretends to be a rapper, people only respond to pics of her ass, because she’s that kind of rapper, one who will never outshine her fake ass, which I guess should feel rewarding to her because she wasted her money buying that fake ass, she might as well get some positive feedback, like an old guy who gets his dream convertible getting some looks on the street or some kids into cars taking selfies next to it, you know that affirmation that you done good.

That said, her ass could also just be the way she photoshops herself….because all this instagram content is photoshopped…who cares…Chanel Westcoast is basically a zero in relevance so I should have just posted this with an emoji or something, my hand too arthritic to write about some washed up never was – has been….who I doubt has any actual fans.

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Chanel Westcoast is a beacon of hope for all those reality stars from the 90s, because I assume she’s a reality star from the 90s, I never really watched MTV, I’m from Canada and I feel like I am a better person for missing out on great hits like Real World, Jersey Shore and The Hills or whatever other bullshit you got stuck watching because of a girl you were fucking or trying to fuck, but never got to fuck because you’re a fucking simp bitch and girls don’t fuck you…

It’s one of those “I just came to jerk off to Spice Girl Music Videos, why the fuck are you making me watch some Orange Country trash working as a receptionist at a pro skater who makes way too much money for being able to do tricks on a plank of wood’s balling office”….

This is that receptionist, who proves that there is life after reality TV, so long as you put your fat ass in various states of undress on the internet…the FANS will still care…but barely…it is flimsy low quality boring shit….but it is half naked and I reckon she can probably keep it up another 10 years because there’s photoshop, botox and all the other shit J.Lo does to pretend her pussy isn’t some dried up herpes pile of baby making flesh you’d expect to find at the old folks home when changing fucking diapers…fucks.

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Chanel West Coast is some 30-Plus year old acting like a 16 year old because these bitches don’t want to act their age, even J.Lo at 50 is playing “hot” chick. It’s all pretty embarrassing…

To make it worse, this bitch is rocking the high-wasted bathing suits I was first introduced to on an episode of Oprah about “bathing suits for all body type” episode, I used to watch Oprah daily like the bored housewife I was and still am…despite my dick that is barely a dick….

You know that whole “look great on vacation despite being a mom” shit that got SPANX to become a billion dollar company…in an era where old moms in their 30s didn’t wear bikinis. It was before instagram made them think it was OK to wear bikinis.

So the near menopausal, expired, glory days behind her still trying to make it with her tits, like a young person who hasn’t failed the last decade since being on TV, looking like shit, gunt sucked in and covered up all looking like she’s in a diaper.

Pretty horrible, but still a half naked whore being a whore worth looking at even just for the laughs.

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You may not know who Chanel West Coast is and even if you do, I am sure you don’t give a fuck about who she is….because she played the receptionist on some MTV show, as that is likely what her skills, talent and training are best suited for, only because of the MTV show, which was on MTV in the Heyday of their reality programming, she was confused into thinking she matters and when you think you matter you do embarrassing shit like start a rap career…..

This is her album cover so you can see where she values herself, a little “the songs won’t sell themselves, maybe the tits will”…it’s the logic of all the people moving to only fans…the content isn’t enough anymore gotta sell them titties.

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Chanel West Coast is killing this home isolation bullshit that is stealing your freedoms, that you’re all freaking out about, because you’re having trouble being told what to do, but more importantly, having trouble accepting that it is the end of the world and that we are all going to die…I see you fuckers out there spreading the virus with your delusions that it’s not a big deal…I had at least two or three people walk up on me while I was walking my dog…stay the fuck away motherfuckers. I’m not going to die because you are all pieces of shit.

While the sluts of the internet, like Chanel Westcoast who is some bullshit from MTV who doesn’t matter, turned rapper, realize that there are more eyeballs than ever thanks to boredom, means great opportunity to show off the ass and her ass looks awesome…

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