I’ve told this story before, I only have about 5 stories that I remember and unfortunately this is one of them….

The story goes like this…

Jenna Dewan, the back-up dancer, always at the back of the stage, never at the front of the stage, probably always wanting to be the front of the stage, but that’s not where back-up dancers are, even when they are whores….

She was able to take her dancing abilities to the bedroom with Channing Tatum, maybe they bonded on dance, or maybe they bonded on being whores on casting couches as they were both coming up, because you know that his career being gay for pay as a male stripper also involved being gay on the casting couch, or gay at the gay producer’s pool parties where he’d walk around with his dick out for the other gay execs to get excited over….

It worked out nicely for him, he was able to turn his male stripping into a movie franchise I’ve never seen, which means it worked out nicely for her because she married the idiot and got 50 percent of all his assets as they do…

Anyway, my story is that I met one of their agents at a bar, he may have been lying but he was very into stories of going to their house where they’d both be naked and trying to get him naked when he was dropping off scripts….because that’s what whores do when they make it, they still have the whore gene in their brain…

So, her flashing her panties jumping into bed is pretty offensive, like we don’t deserve the mom of two kids with two men pussy flash and that’s just mean spirited and bitchy…

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We get it Jenna Dewan you’re a bored 40 year old industry hooker that spent may days on casting couches trying to make it with your moderate dance talent that gave you enough confidence to audition for people, before landing Channing Tatum, who dumped her and likely pays her hefty child support payments so that she doesn’t have to work, even though she’s had another kid with another guy, to hedge her bets….

We get that she wants people jerking off to her, because that’s her currency, her value, her purpose….but it’s all a little desperate man…get on the dating apps, sext some bros who can bring you work, no one gives a fuck to see some kissy face titty grab stupidty…it’s dumb and if you’re not going to be a MILF FISTER, FISTING THAT MILF PUSSY, in various dance positions since she’s a professional dancer, not the stripper kind, but the kind strippers dream of being because they get to strip privately for the rich and famous leading to that good life….

Point of the story, BORING.

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In some totally uninteresting news, Jenna Dewan, a dancer or back-up dancer who probably always wanted to be at the front of the stage, but never quite got there, so she instead got knocked up by Channing Tatum, which was good enough, probably lucrative enough too, since he made a fortune off his Magic Mike empire…..a fortune she was likely entitled to 50 percent of since she helped him coordinate his faggot dances for the faggots that that propaganda about male stripping, since it leaves out the real way they make money, sucking dick, or letting dick be sucked by the DUDES who are in attendance….it’s a hustle..

She’s gone onto have another kid with another man like a whore would, but more importantly, she’s posting up bikini selfies, like a whore would, despite being too old for this shit, cuz clearly she thinks she’s hot and wants to get jerked off to like the olden days, since she’s old…

I don’t mind documenting desperation, it’s kinda what I do.

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Jenna Dewan is the Channing Tatum back-up dancer who fucked her way onto the right a-list, probably homosexual, definitely gay for pay from his stripper roots which he turned into a money making magic mike movie franchise empire that she may get 50 percent of the royalties on, thanks to him being straight for the public appeal, knowing that Magic Mike would be far less appealing to the women into that sort of male stripper shit, who go nuts over that shit, if he was a poofter with AIDS who sucks dick in the back room for money….

So use the prop like the prop she is, and I guess that she continues to be because last I heard, she was out pregnant with another man at 40 years old, yet here she is producing weird porn on the internet with her broad shoulders, narrow hips and bathing suit bottoms pulled up to her neck.

IT’s a weird selfie, but she’s a weird celebrity, so I guess that makes sense….

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Luckily for us, Jenna Dewan is not based in Spain, which apparently just legalized sex with animals so long as the animal is not injured, which is one of the most disgusting and horrible things I’ve ever heard because you’re not supposed to be fucking with any animal in a sexual way, they don’t speak english, it is rape and weird rape at that.

I did not fact check to see if that Spanish beastiality law is legit, or just clickbait and a MEME, but since the world runs their facts off MEMES, we’ll assume it’s a MEME.

Jenna Dewan is however posting a pic of her dog’s dick to distract from her posting lingerie pics as some weird thirst trap for her fans…

Yes, it’s amazing that someone like Jenna Dewan, known for being married and breeding with Channing Tatum has fans, but we’re a dick sucking society of people who still like anything associated with celebs, even if that whole thing is dying out.

It’s more amazing that a dancer in her 40s who has a fat child support check, a fat alimony check, a fat divorce settlement since she was with him before he BROKE out at the level he did….feels compelled to post lingerie pics that should be reserved for her boyfriend, husband, exes, people she meets on dating apps, I dont’ fucking know, but to broadcast it out to the masses, seems a little trashy, unnecessary and weird…

I don’t know the upside, the benefit, the reason for it, but I guess to complain about a girl posting have nude selfies like a slut you want to boned is insane, and should be embraced and loved…..but to question it and think it is weird, isn’t really complaining, it’s just not making sense to me….

Obviously, I am still looking and I understand, it’s for the clicks baby, clicks feel good, feeling good feels good…so keep it coming’

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I am not sure what world needs back-up dancer Jenna Dewan who I guess is in her 40s, to post a lingerie pic that should be held near and dear to her heart and exclusive for her husband, but this world is getting it.

It brings up a few fucking questions in and around the whoreification of American Women. There was a time when this was some exclusive to someone special and now it’s out there for the masses to consume and potentially jerk off to if they choose to, even though she’s a little old, a mom and we’ve got hotter options.

It’s shameless clickbait from someone with money, I mean she was married to Channing Tatum when his Magic Mike Empire came through, so she’s likely got a solid percentage of that, which is 100s of millions of dollars, plus they have kids, child support, all that other shit…so this is strictly exhibitionism.

Now I don’t hate on ALL exhibitionists, I’m a voyeur, but when they take something special, that should be exciting out fo the mix and just give it away like a COSTCO sampler, it loses all appeal and makes me hate them.

Keep nudes or semi nudes for special occassions, for special people, so when they are leaked they are exciting, even when they are nobodies…

Publishing them as part of a content calendar, like they are in the mix with her daily make-up routine, or her daily dance routine since she’s a dancer, is just fucking boring.

BORING fucking lingerie you attention seeking cunt, that’s not ATTENTION SEEKING ENOUGH, because real ATTENTION seeking cunts show us how big of a DILDO they can take….

Get it together scumbag.

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Step Up Stomp the Yard, a movie that I’ve never seen, is an expression I sometimes find myself saying when trying to describe something that is shitty. I say “That’s like Step Up Stomp the Yard”…..or when I’d see a stripper struggling in her dances I’d say “Step it Up, Stomp the Yard”…..because from what I remember that was the name of the shitty a movie….a shitty movie that back-up dancer, never in the front of the stage, Jenna Dewan probably holds near and dear to her heart because she seduced Channing Tatum on it and that’s likely been a very lucrative union or divorce…..

You know, she’s remarried but still collecting checks from that Male Stripper who like all Male Strippers is probably GAY FOR PAY, or was, that’s how you become top of the fucking charts like he did.

Anyway she’s rich, she’s a mom, she’s 42, she’s married, she probably has creepers DMing her romantic messages like “SHOW ME YOUR GAPING TATUM BUTTHOLE”….yet like so many other chicks, she’s compelled to post whorish content on the internet, pretending it’s fashion or letting the fans into her life because she’s a real person, just like them….and by real person I mean shameless exhibitionist seeking attention….aka a whore….just a rich , dialled in, connected, OLD as shit one.

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Here’s a piece of shit popstar named Halsey who has scammed a lot of people doing a new beauty ritual of spreading feces all over her face…

This is not Halsey being racist like Howard Stern, because she is black, or has a black father and likes to remind us how black she is whenever she gets the chance..which makes sense when you’re as white as Candace Owens’ baby…you gotta wear a sign or something so the WOKE pieces of shit know to talk on your behalf as the white ally, instead of assuming that she’s a white ally speaking on behalf of minorities like the ignorant woke heroes they are….

That said, I should think about feces more than I do…but I generally hate shitting, I’ve never experienced POO-PHORIA, which is not Sydney Sweeney’s new show to flash her tits on, but should be….If anything, I’ve never even shit myself when drunk…it’s probably one of those slow metabolism things…..but I should talk more about feces especially when talking about shit faced Halsey, the kind of girl who would probably let you shit on her chest back when she was first selling her soul to the industry for that fame and fortune she always wanted…because it allowed her to buy FAKE TITS…but now that she’s famous, she’ll SHIT on her own damn face…THANK YOU VERY MUCH….she’s an INDEPENDENT WOMAN you see.

Is this kind of shit face is a different kind skid mark than you’d expect to find in your underwear, but really not all that different really…but that’s more to do with the person the shit face is on, then the shit face itself, since I don’t think Halsey is all that impressive….

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