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2018

05

Dec

Jenna Dewan Abs in Cosmopolitan Magazine of the Day

Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are…

Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance….

Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts.

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2018

13

Nov

Jenna Dewan Nipples of the Day

Jenna Dewan Nipples See Through Shirt Braless Short Shorts

Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors…

I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic….

They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money….



Jenna Dewan Big Tits Tight Bodysuit

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2018

30

Jul

Jenna Dewan Naked for Women’s Health of the Day

I don’t remember if I saw this or posted this last week, but I do know that it happened, because it has been shoved down my damn throat on the internet like it matters, when it doesn’t actually matter, because nothing goes Viral anymore, and so many women are getting naked on the internet, some chick who was once married to Channing Tatum, doesn’t really stand out amongst the clutter.

HOWEVER…it doesn’t mean I can’t post it here like the pop culture clickbait it is.

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2018

27

Jul

Jenna Dewan is Naked of the Day

Jenna Dewan Nude for Womens Health Magazine

Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard.

My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked.


Jenna Dewan Nude for Womens Health Magazine

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2018

25

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan Tits and Ass in a Bikini

Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from….

But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man…

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2018

19

Jun

Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know…

I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

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2018

29

May

Jenna Dewan Hard Nipples of the Day

Jenna Dewan Hard Nipples Black Crop Top

You may not know who back-up dancer Jenna Dewan is, but you may like her nipples…

The biggest in Jenna Dewan news is that she and Channing Tatum have finally broke up after all these years for him to go explore his homsexuality….

The second biggest in Jenna Dewan news is that when she was a back-up dancer for Janet Jackson she was gifted vibrators by Janet Jackson, a gift idea she got from talking to her brother about what he gave 12 year old Culkin…..

The story is that it was wild cuz she was 19 at the time, even though she was 19…19 year olds masturbated…and the gift that kept giving was gift that would get a man arrested by the MeToo movement for participating in…but that everyone laughs at when it’s creepy girl to creepy girl…but was a great gift…

The only Jenna Dewan story I know comes from Channing Tatum’s old agent, who used to go drop off scripts at his house, and the couple would answer the door naked and try to get him in for the naked party…which is hardly a scandal…but it’s a story and I just told it.

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2018

08

Feb

Jenna Dewan in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan Tatum see through white shirt

Jenna Dewan Tatum the pussy that Channing Tatum knocked up….in Health Magazine cuz she healthy…at least her

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….but then again, she’s a pretty low level actor, and marrying dude and riding him, letting him do what he wants so she can live the best life she can for herself…letting him fuck whoever he wants because pick your battles…and focus on having that fit body because guys like fit bodies, so if she looks her best and fucks the best (she’s a dancer you know and dancers fuck), he won’t want to fuck all the mooches that want his dick…cuz what he has with this one is real…

I met a dude who was at one point his Agent, he told me he would go to their house to drop off scripts, to which he would be greeted by a naked Channing and Jenna – having a naked party – trying to recruit him into the naked party with them….cuz they are free spirited, living the rich hollywood life, an this is her photoshoot for some health magazine…

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2017

29

Mar

Jenna Dewan Tatum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Every girl is a feminist, even the ones that are perpetuating the patriarchy in starving themselves to meet some ideal that has been set for them, often times by other women, to not be fat pigs…and for some reason…are confusing being a fat big and empowered with feminism…when you’re just doing the same thing the skinny women are doing as they perpetuate the patriarchy…because that’s what you all want…the traditional sense or acceptance as being a hot chick…not a healthy or happy or successful or fulfilled chick…but a hot chick….and they think shifting the social norm to think hot chicks are defined differently than they were is not just perpetuating objectifying themselves…idiots..

But when feminism presents itself in fashion, by not wearing bras, by showing their nipples, as a Feminist, I celebrate them….but mainly as a pervert because this nipples out thing doesn’t progress shit, but it gives me tit to jerk off to…

I once met Channing Tatum’s manager or agent in a bar, he told me that when he used to bring him scripts at his house, he’d be having “naked” parties with this woman he ended up marrying and knocking up….and he’d try to get the agent in on it with them…and as someone who likes nudity….looking at the nipple of someone who likes being nude…I’m just mad she’s not walking out mom pussy forward…exposed…and flapping in the wind…what a cunt…unfortunately…not literally.

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2013

07

Mar

Jenna Dewan Intensely Kisses Her Trashy Mom of the Day

This almost feels weird to stare at…

I mean I guess Texan trash…even with all that Texan money has the ability to look like it just fell out of an 80s movie…with teased hair and a bad dye job…filled with corn casserole…that may be served in a mansion but where the recipe was developed back in the trailer park she grew up in…

I’d say this intense kiss is just how the family does it…making me think a paternity test is in order…cuz just cuz she says it is Channing Tatum’s doesn’t mean it is….for all we know the real daddy could be her daddy…cuz if a non lesbian pregnant woman like this gets down to momma…I just can’t imagine how a cock hungry….proven by her uterus…girl gets down with daddy….

The weirdest thing in all this is just how much it is turnin’ me on….

It’s ok to love your momma…just as long as you document it for me to masturabte to it….I grew up on 70s porn…incest was kind of a recurring theme…

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