Are you into Channing Tatum’s ex groupie wife who must be in her 40s at this point, already a mom with some other dude now that Channing Tatum and her are done, he’s moved onto ZOE KRAVITZ, while she’s just receiving those SPOUSAL SUPPORTS that girls around the world dream of when they think of marriage now that everyone is a materialistic piece of shit fuck trying to cash out on their pussy…as society has told them all these years…

So in keeping up with the general low level slutty behavior, she’s out here showing her dance mom body that’s old as shit, filtered and photoshopped to fit, it’s almost as if she’s youthful and not some dried out hag….all thanks to the INTERNET allowing bitches who are done to play MAKE BELIEF..

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Here’s some Jena Dewan showing you why she does YOGA….which we’ll assume is for the slutty hard nipple spread leg in tight shorts you can see her mom pussy mound in….but she’ll pretend it is SAVASANA whatever the fuck that is…

The stripper who never was, at least not in the traditional sense, who managed to get mainstream money as a dancer, which I thought was a profession reserved for strippers, but I guess it all depends on who you are stripping for….she chose CHANNING TATUM…the lap dance that PAYS….probably to this day…unless I am confusing Jenna Dewan and that other bitch I confuse her with from 90210…same same.

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40 year old Jenna Dewan the Backup Dancer who married superstar Channing Tatum who is probably worth a couple of hundred million dollars from the Magic Mike franchise alone….doesn’t care about living off that divorce settlement money…she’s out here trying to prove that she can stop the time, or wants you to believe that she can stop the time, because despite being 40, she’s still producing selfie smut like an amateur pornographer and since she has all the money in the world…it’s not for anything but her own ego and that’s pretty fucking vile…

It’s like bitch, we get it, you can be a whore on social media for likes and follows, but you already got what you need from being a whore…why do these people insist on getting more and more….it’s incessant and not always a good thing…especially after LORDY LORDY looks who 40….that’s like that ignoring the expiration date on your SOUR CREAM…you know…already rancid when you got it…the idea of SOUR CREAM alone is cream that’s gone sour…so once expired…even more rancid…what I am saying is DEWAN is rancid…and I don’t mean the band…but someone may want her SALVATION…it’s just not quite there yet, she’s too busy being a heathen…

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The other day I saw that Jenna Dewan had a NIPPLE / TITTY FLASH in outtakes for what I assume is this Women’s Health Shoot , but you can never be too sure…I didn’t bother posting it, because who gives the fuck about Jenna Dewan’s old dancer titty, whether it was good enough for Channing Tatum or not…

I do know that my only Jenna Dewan story came from some random dude I met who claimed to have been Channing Tatum’s agent back in the day, he had since retired and was in Canada at the dive bar I was drinking out….he smelled homeless so it could have been a lie…but a very elaborate and weird lie so I’ll just take it as fact…

He said that when he’d drop off scripts for Channing, he’d obviously take it to his house, as celebrities are coddled babies who need to be tended to…

He said that when he’s get there, they’d be naked, meaning Channing and Jenna and they’d spend the time with the guy I met, trying to convince him to get naked…whether it was for fuck or not, who knows, maybe they are just nudists…but even after knowing that, I didn’t give a fuck about seeing the dancer wife naked, because who cares…

She’s now 40, a mom of 2 and I still have no interest in seeing her naked, even though dancers are great fucks, thanks to the fitness, endurance, stamina and the muscle memory needed to get their fuck on…so on that level she’s hot, knowing she’s a good fuck…

But this shoot is just straight awkward…pantsless and awkward…and if she’s not showing cunt while being a nudist, I pretty much hate her for it….so I post this with ANGER in my soul…

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Jenna Dewan can suck a fucking dick…

I mean it would go against her breeding, since she’s got at least 2 kids that we know about, only one of those kids with America’s male stripping heartthrob Channing Tatum, who I guess appreciated her for her dance body and ability to fuck like she was dancing…

You know all rhythmic and.for more than 5 minutes, which I would assume is the average length of a song, since this girl was a back-up dancer for major acts, she could probably give it like she was CRUMPING behind Janet Jackson or whoever she danced for….for at least a solid hour…

That’s a great skill to have when based in LA, because she could easily seduce men from all those lazy bitches out there who don’t have the energy to fuck you right cuz they aren’t eager back-up dancers with high energy a dancer needs…but rather gutter sugar babies with muppet faces who think their million followers mean they matter enough to just lay there and take it for rent money…

While Jenna Dewan was lucky enough to get into the right circles through the celeb she danced for and get celeb cum up in her because it pays for at least 18 years…

She’s 40, probably why this pic was taken from 50 feet away in the fark, but she’s in her underwear, which isn’t as good as naked, but she’s a mom guys, she’s gotta have some level of “I’m not a shameless whore”….unless this is being a shameless whore….damage done…might as well show us the before and after baby pussy pics bro.

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Jenna Dewan is some trashy dancer who married Channing Tatum and was the envy of all the girls out there into Channing Tatum…he has since gone onto to show everyone his true homosexuality with a pig named Jessie J….while this one had a kid and for whatever reason feels compelled to show off her post baby body….the fact that I know who Jenna Dewan is, is a flaw in the matrix, not that I’ve seen that tranny ass movie, but you get what I am saying…and if you don’t…I am saying….I should not know who Jenna Dewan is.

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