Jenna Dewan is on the Free the Nipple kick because no one gives a fuck about her now that she’s not married to a celebrity….

You know show your fake bullshit feminism of pulling your tit out to introduce your kid with your new guy…because breast feeding is natural, stop shaming breast feeding, something no dude has ever done….because we like tits. I know, hard to fucking grasp as a concept but we fucking love tits and you pulling out your tit, even for non-sexual things, despite I know moms get off breast feeding, is still pulling your fucking tit out….

Women, especially dancers who seduced celebrities, know how to use their tits in less obvious ways, while still getting what they want…just ask those Weinstein Accusers, who weren’t quite as successful in their attempt to use their tits to get what they want, but who are tapping themselves on the back in a “it was not in vain, we got that fucker who didn’t hire us how we wanted to be hired”….

Keep pulling that tit out for attention…because a nice pic of you and your baby wouldn’t have as much viral potential…all these sluts is slutty.

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Remember when Jenna Dewan got famous for being such a great actor and dancer? ME NEITHER! It was all because she married and had a baby with that ex stripper Channing Tatum who blew the fuck up and now she’s got some fake career where she does nothing but posts bikini pics. Sounds like winning to me.

I mean why put the effort into establishing yourself or developing your own career, when you can take your dancing as far as you need to, to get in front of the right “IT” person, who you can divert your energy to, because working sucks…and being on spousal support so that you can do whatever the fuck you want for the next 18 years of your child’s life…is awesome…

Feminism is letting the rich dude bring in the money….and you mooching off it…so that you don’t have to lower yourself to anything but being something he still enjoys fucking….

Here’s that dancer body she got from muscle memory and having nothing else to do with her time.

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Jenna Dewan is some recently divorced 40 year old…who is out there in a bikini….showing off that dancing body, cuz she made her way in the world, and onto Channing Tatum’s dick, through dance….

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world wanted to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….maybe that is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise”….or maybe she sucks a mean dick, when she’s not taking it up into her uterus..

I do think that now that she’s single, her inner slut will shine, because like all recently divorced women, they are forced to find their way and navigate the world…now that they are free..and if they were slutty to begin with and have fit bodies like this…it is surely a fucking win for anyone who bothers noticing her amongst all the other girls getting naked on the internet.

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Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are…

Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance….

Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts.

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Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors…

I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic….

They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money….

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Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard.

My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked.

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Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from….

But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man…

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