Jenna Dewan trying to stay relevant in the divorce cuz no one cares about her without Channing…

Jenna Dewan posted the weirdest nude selfie ever – because she ran it through some old school photoshop filter – turning herself into some kind of sketch from that A-Ha video….but I guess when you want your nipples out there…you do what you gotta do….

I have said this story before, but I’ll say it again, since I only have a handful of stories as I live a very boring fucking life….

But long story short…I was drinking at some hip bar, and the dude next to me was from Palm Springs, and he told me he used to be an LA agent before moving to Palm Springs and one of his clients was Channing Tatum, who if you didn’t know, was this sketch of a nipple’s ex husband…

He said he would drop off scripts at their house mid-day and they’d be totally naked….and try to get him inside to dance for their naked dance party…and other weird shit…which make sense since Channing was a male stripper…and Jenna a dancer…which means stripper….so her flashing nipple at 38 is pretty weak…I want to see cervix.

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