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2020

18

Mar

Stella Hudgens No Eyebrows Big Tits of the Day

I don’t know why the trend is for girls to bleach their eyebrows either to draw them back on, or to leave them bleached because it’s a style thing that makes me laugh because these girls are the same girls complaining about how shaving their pussies and armpits is a construct of the misogynist male, someone who helps them have a career, cuz we are all full fucking retards who love tits, and Stella Hudgens, who may not be Vanessa, and who will always be in her shadow…has tits.

I am actually a fan of Stella Hudgens, despite her stupid eyebrows, I like the underdog in any family, they underdog is the one who will raw dog with strangers, just to feel validated after years of being in the shadow…all while living in luxury those years cuz her sister’s a fucking Disney kid.

Big fan of Stella Hudgens and her huge fucking tits.

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2020

18

Mar

Jessica Szohr Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Jessica Szohr, who you don’t remember, and I don’t give a fuck about, is out here promoting products like some bottom feeding pile of shit she’s become. I wouldn’t say it started with the fake tits, but I will say that every girl has a sex worker inside her waiting to make an appearance….sometimes that gets offset with religious beliefs, parents who would be disappointed, other social pressures…sometimes it gets offset by education, other opportunities….which in Jessica Szohr’s case was acting jobs…but when things dry up, like they will with this Coronavirus….the whore floats to the surface…you can’t tie enough rocks to them to keep them down….so here’s Jessica Szohr being a whore…..which may rhyme, but I don’t know how to pronounce that immigrant name so it may not rhyme.

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2020

18

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is some unstable and large celebrity rich kid. I typically like celebrity rich kids because I find them an interesting species. They are raised by narcissistic asshole celebrities, so they only know that celebrity lifestyle, but they are just along for the ride because they were born into it. So they have this distorted perception of how the world work, what money is, what privacy is. All while having none of the appeal, it-factor, talent, or looks to justify being celebrities of their own. Then there’s the whole people only bother with them because of their parents, so they can’t trust anyone, then in Ireland’s case her dad basically fucked off and started a new family without her, because she’s the worst…even her dad doesn’t like her…leaving her felling unwanted, neglected, worthless….but with a trust fund she doesn’t understand because she’s never had to worry about money.

It’s just such a weird dynamic and I am all for watching them in their aquarium of irrelevants being relevant but not having what it takes to support that relevance..since it is her parent’s relevance.

Now Ireland Baldwin, who is 6 feet tall and likely 200 lbs…has big tits…and this is some of her social media content for you to jerk off to, because in these dark times we must reduce these women to the fuck holes they are.

Here is her stomach before and after a lymphatic drainage massage

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2020

18

Mar

Ashley Benson Pussy Eater of the Day

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Ashley Benson doing the Pussy Eater gesture that used to really offend any girl I would do the pussy eater gesture to…..is pretty fucking weird.

Is she just joking around about her sexual preferences. Is she mocking lesbians everywhere because she can. Is she even a fucking lesbian, because she’s probably not a lesbian and it’s all just some paparazzi act for some media hype….

Who fucking cares, it’s vulgar….which makes it great, even if you’d rather it be some dick sucking gestures. I’d expect some better technique, but at the same time these egotistical idiots are selfish loves who don’t really give as well as they take…I mean that’s a lazy pussy eating.

We will assume it her technique to not get the Coronavirus, you know build that immunity through toxic, diseased, vile cunt like Cara Delevingne pussy.

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2020

17

Mar

Lindsey Vonn Topless of the Day

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This is a video Lindsey Vonn posted of her soaking her ass after a BBC destroyed her.

It’s part of anal fissure treatments and you know that the pain loving masochist has. She has been injured the majority of her adult life, in rehab, working through that pain, while gaining muscle and testosterone that makes her a horny pervert who can only appreciate black dude cock.

It is a cuckold without the older micro dicked husband in the hotel room jerking off as he films it. Blacks on Blondes…getting hosed down for her fans.

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2020

17

Mar

Frida Aasen in some Campaign of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen.

She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing evangelical curing of disease during this coronavirus pandemic or maybe just a place to repent your sins, get gay converted cuz they know you’re a fag, and giving you guilt for jerking off to their local models….

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…who has that model look, a pushed in face, while being skinny as shit as she poses for some brand that probably paid her too much, considering countless girls would do it for free.

But I guess countless girls aren’t Frida…who I like to call Frida Lays…like the potato chip…cuz she probably does. I mean how else do you become a model.

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2020

17

Mar

Bar Refaeli’s Coronavirus Tips You Can’t Live Without of the Day

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Whatever the fuck that means….

Maybe we’re better off just staring at her mom of multiple kids ass in fitness gear like all the young rich moms do, reminding us of a time she was a big titty Victoria’s Secret model that likely allowed Leo DiCaprio’s dick in that ass, before he full embraced being a full fag.

You know since we don’t read Hebrew and I guess she never learned English while working the international celebrity sex trade.

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2020

16

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Lockdown Workout of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has found social media now that her boyfriend has dumped her old tired and likely annoying ass.

I have never hung out with actors, but the concept is irritating to me. I can only imagine high energy Disney kids who have had success are one of the worst breeds of actors. You have your has been actors who are defeated and a little more down and out, probably fun to do drugs with in their despair, but someone who grew up successful and has known nothing but success, and that success came from being a dancing monkey, which in Vanessa Hudgens case was convenient because she was a monkey, seems like the fucking worst.

However, annoying or not, she’s being a slut on social media as girls do, trying to show off her now fit body in a bra top and bike shorts, and the whole thing is probably worthy of at least considering jerking off to.

I am not a Vanessa Hudgens hater, I actually like her and the fact she did nudes a long time ago. I like that she’s feeling insecure by being dumped by Elvis, and that she’s turned to the internet in what she should have done long ago….cuz the sluttier you are on social, the better you do…I mean this kind of behavior is the gateway to better roles, relevance and an Oscar….and it is easy, socially accepted…I mean being slutty comes natural to women…and doing it on social media for the masses of nerds and incels who work at home depot is KEY….grow those numbers..

So this is her on lockdown…doing fitness…tight bodied and lovely…while being LAME as shit.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens|Videos

2020

16

Mar

Inka Williams Wet Nipples of the Day

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The funniest thing about this site, or the audience that doesn’t exist with this site, is that I get actual hateful emails when I post Inka Williams.

They call me a fag for thinking she’s hot, or a creep because she’s in her 20s….I find that weird because look at her…..

Then I see average chubby pigs with too much face filler and dudes are like “I wanna fill that hole!” or “rising to the occassion for this one”….I mean check through the comments on any post by any girl that targets virgin losers and you’ll see what I mean….

Point being, I stand by Inka Williams being hot and any statements I’ve made about her being hot…

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2020

16

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Corona Virus Asshole of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a nice reminder that these bitches don’t do shit, so this self quarantine isn’t going to really phase them, the only thing that’s changed for them is that they can’t go to the gym, fancy restaurants, or smoothy place….and I guess the BOTOX clinic….so maybe we’ll be seeing a lot more body shots as the faces of influencers start to melt off. Who knows…

What I do know is that this is a great excuse for some thirsty attention seeking content. Use the Coronavirus as a theme for your ass pics, show us the bruises and make us think it’s from getting spanked while fucked by your black boyfriends..in a black on 50 year old blonde from TV with plastic surgery fetish…but really the bruise is from fat injections into her already fat ass to give it Kardashian shape…

So the nudes are going to be heavy in the weeks to come…lots of bored whores…with cellphone cameras and asses to show off.

We’re ready for it….

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