Frida Aasen is a Nordic model, which means she’s a viking and you viking nerds out there can jerk off to her thinking about Thor’s Norse Hammer up inside you ass milking that prostate as you do. It’s less gay when you have a bikini model integrated in the disturbing fantasy.

It’s nice to see that a brand like Free People has decided to hire an actual model to model their swimwear, especially in these woke times.

Aasen the Viking is built tiny, like your micro dick would almost look average sized up against her thighs…

She is not some ethnic, obese, amputee with a chronic disease, mental illness, gender issues, incontinence and astigmatism…

I celebrate that…sure her tits are small for a bikini model, but that’s what I like in a tight packaged woman…Tiny Tits lives matter, bikini model lives matter….

So here’s a throwback to one of them shoots…

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Frida Aasen is a pretty hot bodied, long torso, skinny as fuck model who still looks like a fucking model. I think she’s done some work with Victoria’s Secret before they got woke and dragged their brand through the mud, forgetting that the fatties crying for fatties to model their shitty product is a fringe minority, while most people, some fatties included, are all for hot chicks being the lingerie models because it’s hotter…

So she still works as a hot model,I guess they haven’t canceleld and replaced all hot models yet, but they will….and in this shoot, she’s on all fours, in a face down ass up, quarter turn so you can see the ass crack pose…and it’s fucking racy, I mean this opens up the door to anal sex fantasies with her, doggy style fantasies where you can either cum on her or in her, you know that’s the beauty of fantasies….and it’s all to sell bikinis…fucking amazing…we need women to go through life in this pose, maybe someone needs to invent an updated hoverboard, where they can just go around the grocery store like some Stephen Hawkin, you know the motorized shopping cart for the fatties equivalent for the hotties…

Let’s patent it and get rich, girls are lazy enough and slutty enough to embrace it.

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Frida Aasen the TORSO in some lingerie to show off her really long torso that only a crazy person would look at her hot body an say “she’s hot, but look at that torso”…that is some fucking WEIRD initial feedback of one of the only models out there who still looks like a model…one could even consider someone like me a total fucking psychopath for even noticing her long toros whilst half naked in these nice oiled up and tanned pictures of the NORDIC goddess they don’t call ODIN…especially when they are people like me who would fuck a torso, not because of the whole psychopath thing, but because it’s the only bitch willing to fuck me back…USE ME LIKE A FLESHLIGHT HER BIO on tinder read….CHALLENGE…ACCEPTED you legless dream who can’t escape my ROMANCE on foot…

In conclusion, TORSO or not, FRIDA AASEN is great.

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Frida Aasen is a hot long torsoed model who came out of nowhere as far as I’m concerned, and who I forget exists, because the internet is full of slutty content I can keep track of the mid range even if they are hotter than the famous ones….but every once a while their slutty content that I guess is expensive slutty content and not because they have some dude managing their only fans that they sext out of…but because brands pay a bitch a high day rate…while allowing her to not feel like a prostitute because there are levels to models and a level to escorts…not all models are whores, not all whores are models, but there’s a fuck of a lot of grey area…..that determines which category a half naked selfie on instagram falls into.

If you are wondering what kind of dick Frida Aasen commands, you can check out her HIS INSTAGRAM where you will se that he is based in Monaco, a tax haven for the rich, is the CEO of a ROYAL YACHT but he also founded Neat Burger …a Vegan Burger Restaurant…GROSS…but pretty relevant in today’s “MEAT IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT” propaganda that wants you eating estrogen producing protein sources….he’s got 7 Locations…but most importantly…he has unprotected sex with some of the best arm candy around…and she gets to hang out on YACHTS even though she could probably do that without him…since she’s hot as shit.

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Frida Aasen may be one of these lingerie models who has been aroudn for a while now, you know she may have worked with Victoria’s Secret when they still mattered and weren’t using fatties and dudes in trying to be woke, like all the other corporate animals who are pushing insane agendas on us in the name of marketing….

I don’t know where she got her start or what her resume is, this is not a job interview, I just care if a bitch is skinny and half naked….like Frida Aasen is.

The Nordic, log torsoed, half naked model has been doing a lot of bikini and lingerie work the last year, that’s when I really got to know her, you know intimately….because I stare at her half nakedness, not because we go out to coffee and have chats….

I appreciate what she represents, what could be the last hot bikini or lingerie model to ever walk the earth, you know, with the apocalypse and shit coming…it’s nice to see it’s not a dying thing yet…even though humanity is a dying thing…obviously.

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Frida Aasen is the long bodied bikini model, lingerie model, goddess from some Nordic country, where she’s not out wearing sweaters and eating fish, or whatever those Viking bloods eat, but is instead getting paid to hang in tropical places, doing tropical things, like this…

I don’t know much about Frida Aasen or her long torso, I just know she’s skinny as shit, and that’s the kind of model I want to endorse, support and believe in.

Sure, she may not be a Doutzen Kroes on her GREAT AWAKENING thanks to catching onto the corruption of the world we live in finally WAKING HER UP and her using her voice to get the word out there, unlike most of the CUCKS on TV, in entertainment, TOO scared to be cancelled…BUT YOU CANNOT CANCEL THE ALREADY CANCELLED….

Obviously, the Doutzen Kroes anti-vax energy is probably the hottest shit I’ve seen,

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But straight up bikini modeling from a real model’s pretty good too..

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Frida Aasen is a fucking hot model, who has a fucking hot model body and is a reminder that model bodies are a real fucking thing that need to be celebrated, because this inclusivity has misguided that simple fact, and made all these instagram and internet “Do It Yourself” types think that just because other girls do it, or get to do it, that they should too…

So we’ve got all these fatties, trolls ,retards, amputees, skin conditioned, men who think they are women, really committing to being models…and the industry embraces them…celebrates them because they are so scared of being cancelled for not going along with the joke…..

It’s almost hilarious….but the good news is that there are still models with model bodies designed to be models the way nature fucking intended for them….

Stop stealing the jobs from the models who deserve the jobs because you’re woke….you fools…because for every fat fake bullshit model out there whining to get work…there is an actual model losing out…

That’d be like some loser high school drop out who decides he’s an electrician because he has youtube, stealing the jobs from the electricians who know what they are doing, but you can’t hire the electrician who knows what he’s doing, that’d be racist….fucking fools.

The interesting thing about Frida Aasen is that she’s from NORWAY…and NORWAY just droppped all COVID protocols and restrictions…

No more social distancing, everything goes back to full capacity, 67% fully vaccinated, but if you get COVID, you self isolate to limit the spread…like it was just a FLU….good to know..

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Frida Aasen’s showing her ass because that’s what models do. It’s actually what all women do, just not on ONLYFANS anymore, I saw the news that no more porn will be posted there, despite it being a porn site that people are only paying to subscribe to in efforts to see the girls they follow be the sluts they already know they are but pretend they aren’t…

Frida Aasen is not one of those Only Fans gutter girls squeezing dudes out of money like a stripper who finds a nerd with a credit card….or at least nerd money from Bitcoin or nerd shit that I wish I knew about so that I could buy women like Frida Aasen to be part of my ad campaign about my vaginal-like-penis…the PEOPLE need to know.

But Frida Aasen is showing her model ass, that is an official model ass, and I endorse models, I am from a generation when trolls weren’t allowed to be models, I thought that was a good thing, since I am surrounded by trolls every fucking day, so when I look to marketing materials I like it hot…and she is hot…

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