Frida Aasen is the new or one of the new girls that Victoria’s Secret is using as one of their promo models and with that means that they are putting her in campaigns with other swim brands trying to get her known and seen off these other people’s marketing budgets, and really, we should thank them for that…

Whether they are exploitative or use sweatshops to sell over priced panties or not, they have been consistent in using hot fit models, no fat chicks allowed fatty go back to the all you can eat buffet or couch where you eat your feelings watching netflix, save the half nakedness for actual babes…..

This Aasen, who I think is from a Nordic Country and is a fucking dream…is pretty perfect.

This is my favorite swim shoot to happen pretty much EVER in the history of the bikini.

It’s shot by Jason Lee Parry, a hipster photographer who invented the instagram look before instagram existed, who has been sued for his craft by Hailey Clauson cuz she claimed he sexualized her when she was underage for an Urban Outfitters campaign, but homie still brings the good, he doesn’t let that negative vibe get him down, give him a mansion, a hot as fuck model and HOMIE pulls through.

I don’t know what I’m trying to get at other than…this one right here…our girl Frida with the terrorist sounding Muslim name…is a legend who hasn’t even started yet.

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID….

I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life…

UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence..

This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck…

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…

Or maybe she sounds like a refugee looking for a new life in America and her desperation to get out of the work camp makes her willing to fuck a dude like you….

But as it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…

I mean … LOOK AT HER….

Amazing..

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Frida Aasen is amazing…

I don’t know who she is, but I love that face…she’s Danish and doesn’t look nearly as Downs Syndrome as Nina Agdal or other Danish models…and I love that body…she’s fucking awesome…how has she been hiding…why has she not been getting all the fucking work available to a model…why is it that Kendall and Gigi the bootleg versions of this…who can buy their careers are depriving the world of talent like this that we lose amongst all the bullshit noise we are being fed daily…

Frida Aasen is amazing…

This is a campaign she did for Love & Lemons, which is a boutique lingerie company that I guess is going up against a higher concept lingerie brand like Agent Provocateur, giving instagram models outfits their sugar babies can buy them, as Victoria’s Secret is some bootleg shit that poor people and mall shoppers wear…

This is their campaign, of Frida Aasen in lingerie….and all I have to say is…

Frida Aasen is amazing….

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Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing..

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…

She’s been on the cover of a bunch of magazines, she’s got 45,000 followers on INSTAGRAM – I followed her and didn’t realize, because I follow everything I see with tits…but will pay more attention to this, because she’s built like a fucking dream girl..

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it reminds me of shit I jerked off to in the 90s, and would be shit I jerk off to today, if my penis wasn’t broken and I wasn’t so desensitized…

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